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Ok so I walked out of my house today and there's a bunch of kids playing in the road and stuff cos they've got the week off school. I go about my business as normal until I see some kid playing with this gun. My eyes were transfixed on the gun, I wasn't sure what to think. I gradually shifted direction until I was walking towards the gun, once I got to it I asked where he got it from. He was chubby to say the least and looked like he got bullied at school. He proceeded to tell me it was a christmas present from his grandmother. In a moment of madness I forcefully took the gun from the kid and ran back to my house. When I got there I immediately took the gun upto my room. I was amazed, it's so unique, so perfectly designed and great in every way. It shoots little foam discs and I've already taken 3 people's eyes out with it. I've also rendered my cousin impotent by swinging it at his groin. This gun is the best thing I've ever owned and I don't regret stealing it for one moment. :facesj:

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stfu, it's your own gun...

 

 

I forcefully took the gun from the kid and ran back to my house

You ran away from that kid? rifk

I figured you might have stolen an international shipment of lard. Don't try and fool us fatman.
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Ok so I walked out of my house today and there's a bunch of kids playing in the road and stuff cos they've got the week off school. I go about my business as normal until I see some kid playing with this gun. My eyes were transfixed on the gun, I wasn't sure what to think. I gradually shifted direction until I was walking towards the gun, once I got to it I asked where he got it from. He was chubby to say the least and looked like he got bullied at school. He proceeded to tell me it was a christmas present from his grandmother. In a moment of madness I forcefully took the gun from the kid and ran back to my house. When I got there I immediately took the gun upto my room. I was amazed, it's so unique, so perfectly designed and great in every way. It shoots little foam discs and I've already taken 3 people's eyes out with it. I've also rendered my cousin impotent by swinging it at his groin. This gun is the best thing I've ever owned and I don't regret stealing it for one moment. :facesj:

 

Congratulations, youre stupid. :naughty:

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BlaBlaBlaBla I stole this!

 

Sure u did!

Ok so I walked out of my house today and......

 

& ran back to my house

 

Thats how i knew this story was bullshit.....he cant do either :dunno:

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Ok so I walked out of my house today and there's a bunch of kids playing in the road and stuff cos they've got the week off school. I go about my business as normal until I see some kid playing with this gun. My eyes were transfixed on the gun, I wasn't sure what to think. I gradually shifted direction until I was walking towards the gun, once I got to it I asked where he got it from. He was chubby to say the least and looked like he got bullied at school. He proceeded to tell me it was a christmas present from his grandmother. In a moment of madness I forcefully took the gun from the kid and ran back to my house. When I got there I immediately took the gun upto my room. I was amazed, it's so unique, so perfectly designed and great in every way. It shoots little foam discs and I've already taken 3 people's eyes out with it. I've also rendered my cousin impotent by swinging it at his groin. This gun is the best thing I've ever owned and I don't regret stealing it for one moment. :facesj:

 

YEA!!!! Your a Fucktard!

Notice the extra muscle accumulation around the wrist area. As it is no doubt his right hand, and more than likely his beat-off hand because he is using it to hold the gun, he obviously beats the meat way too much.

so you stole a gun that shoots foam discs from a younger fat kid?

what the fuck, do you want kudos for that?

go return it, you loser

every single time hooden hen posts he just gets ripped apart by everyone, why the hell do you keep on posting here? you are just going to be reminded how fat and gay you are every time.
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d0wn']every single time hooden hen posts he just gets ripped apart by everyone' date=' why the hell do you keep on posting here? you are just going to be reminded how fat and gay you are every time.[/quote']

rifk irl

False story, should have been something mroe like this:

 

One day while I was sitting at my computer my mummy came in and gave me $10 for being such a good boy for staying in the house all the time. I immediatly went to ebay (I'm too scared to go to the outside shops) and bought this fantastic gun I hold in my fat hand. When it arrived I was delighted. I celebrated by getting my mum to bring back a McDonalds for me. After eating the McDonalds, six packets of crisps, a bounty, bottle of coke and some M&M's, I played with the new gun by shooting at my WoW models I have around my room. It was fantastic!!

 

The end.

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Ok so I walked out of my house today and there's a bunch of kids playing in the road and stuff cos they've got the week off school. I go about my business as normal until I see some kid playing with this gun. My eyes were transfixed on the gun, I wasn't sure what to think. I gradually shifted direction until I was walking towards the gun, once I got to it I asked where he got it from. He was chubby to say the least and looked like he got bullied at school. He proceeded to tell me it was a christmas present from his grandmother. In a moment of madness I forcefully took the gun from the kid and ran back to my house. When I got there I immediately took the gun upto my room. I was amazed, it's so unique, so perfectly designed and great in every way. It shoots little foam discs and I've already taken 3 people's eyes out with it. I've also rendered my cousin impotent by swinging it at his groin. This gun is the best thing I've ever owned and I don't regret stealing it for one moment. :facesj:

Does it get any lower ?

Your disgusting.

Oh wait you didnt include the part of the story where you went back later that night to molest the fat kid.

F/\ G.

if your a cool kid you steal stuff from fat kids then tell all of your e-friends while showcasing your Jimmy Dean-esque fingers.
KarmaPolice']Does it get any lower ?

Your disgusting.

Oh wait you didnt include the part of the story where you went back later that night to molest the fat kid.

F/\ G.

 

 

bahahhahahhaa :lmfao:

False story, should have been something mroe like this:

 

One day while I was sitting at my computer my mummy came in and gave me $10 for being such a good boy for staying in the house all the time. I immediatly went to ebay (I'm too scared to go to the outside shops) and bought this fantastic gun I hold in my fat hand. When it arrived I was delighted. I celebrated by getting my mum to bring back a McDonalds for me. After eating the McDonalds, six packets of crisps, a bounty, bottle of coke and some M&M's, I played with the new gun by shooting at my WoW models I have around my room. It was fantastic!!

 

The end.

 

That was hawt, sex now k?

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