Posted February 23, 200619 yr http://is2.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1113257850.jpg http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926 Der Kommandant Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 63% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top. Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well. http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/goering.gif
February 23, 200619 yr dont need a test to know im quite patriotic. its just that sweden dosnt make me proud to be a swede. sadly thats true. and i wouldnt be a nazi. hating ppl without a reason is weak. everyone has their own reason to be hated. color / race is not enough. know the person, know why he must die, then do the dirty work
February 23, 200619 yr The Expatriate Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi. http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/expatriate.jpg
February 23, 200619 yr The SS Officer Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic Opportunistic, self-centered and attracted to powerful leadership, you are the SS Officer. Had you lived in Germany in the 30's and 40's, you would've been a stain on the pages of history, a beast. You would've terrorized all who opposed you: not for the Fatherland itself, but for your beloved Nazi party. Sadly, you exceeded reasonable levels on 2 out of 3 indicators on my test. Auf vedersehen! seig holz
February 23, 200619 yr wow? ADOLF HITLER Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope. Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators. Deutschland: Uber Alles! http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/hitler.jpg
February 23, 200619 yr wow? ADOLF HITLER Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope. Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators. Deutschland: Uber Alles! http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/hitler.jpg sieg heil panzer ze fuhrer!!!1111
February 23, 200619 yr Uh.. ok. ADOLF HITLER Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope. Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators. Deutschland: Uber Alles!
February 23, 200619 yr The Resistance Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side. Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations! Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!
February 23, 200619 yr Der Kommandant Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 63% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top. Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well. http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/goering.gif
February 23, 200619 yr The Foot Soldier Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS. The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions? Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.
February 23, 200619 yr half hawaiian, half italian, i dont need a survey to tell you that i wouldnt of been a nazi. but i did it anyways! :angel: http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/expatriate.jpg The Expatriate Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
February 23, 200619 yr ADOLF HITLER Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 77% antitolerant, and 80% blindly patriotic You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope. Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators. Deutschland: Uber Alles! http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/hitler.jpg whats sad about this. i didnt lie on anything =/
February 23, 200619 yr 0ne']half hawaiian, half italian, i dont need a survey to tell you that i wouldnt of been a nazi. but i did it anyways! :angel: http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/expatriate.jpg The Expatriate Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic :angel:
February 23, 200619 yr The Expatriate Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi. http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/expatriate.jpg
February 23, 200619 yr The Expatriate Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/expatriate.jpg
February 23, 200619 yr The Swine Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic Sie sind ein Schwein! You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about. -sidenote: couldn't be more true! I dun give a fuck about anybody but myself (duh).- You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda, and (3) you probably don't have the bloodlust. But you would've appreciated the Party, because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here]. The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis. Sorry http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/swine.jpg omg lol! that's soo true! I'd probably say: yay hitler, you go ahead and clean our land of those fucking black people and jews! GG!
February 23, 200619 yr omg lol! that's soo true! I'd probably say: yay hitler, you go ahead and clean our land of those fucking black people and jews! GG! No you wouldnt stop trying to act cool
February 23, 200619 yr ADOLF HITLER Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 100% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope. Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators. Deutschland: Über Alles! http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/hitler.jpg "100% antitolerant" yeah i know
February 23, 200619 yr ADOLF HITLER Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 85% blindly patriotic You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope. Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators. Deutschland: Uber Alles! http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/hitler.jpg
February 23, 200619 yr ADOLF HITLER Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 85% blindly patriotic You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope. Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators. Deutschland: Uber Alles! http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/hitler.jpg SAMED
February 23, 200619 yr ADOLF HITLER Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope. Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators. Deutschland: Uber Alles! http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/hitler.jpg
February 23, 200619 yr 4wn0fF473']The Expatriate Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi. http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/expatriate.jpg same EDIT: anyone who got Hitler is a complete dumbass; those questions were so easy to read. if you actually agreed with them, you're an absolute idiot. thx
February 23, 200619 yr Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top. Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.
