Posted February 24, 200619 yr Raging Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos and The Frozen Throne By: [myg0t]omfgk and ataraxia Tools: ShadowFrench's MapHack NO-CD Hack for 1.20c SpeederXP General Rage Methods: 1. Pauses. Hit F10 to pause the whole game for everyone, and chat away. Great great fun. You get three of these per game. Often the other team will go insane trying to unpause, and they end up pausing the game themselves; thus, more rage. 2. Saves. Once you run out of pauses, hit F10 again and click "Save Game." This will most likely lag the game enough to where the drop player screen will start to count down. From here, feel free to move on to the following, especially #4 if you want to drop a player. 3. Fun in the chat. Talk strange, and make sure it's annoying. Trythenospacebarmethod. Keep typing with no spaces and ensure you've notified EVERYONE you dont have a keyboard. Randomly throughout the game, use spaces, then when someone calls you on it, start talking without them agian. 'whatdoyoumean' 'it'sstillbroken'. Or talk in all caps, usually works too. Misspell, ask stupid questions, and let everyone know how much of a noob you are but how you could still rwn their face. 4. Lag lag lag. As suggested by d0wn, use speederxp to lag your pc, and lag everyone else in the game, even at the loading screen before it starts. Lag ALWAYS equals rage. 5. Pings Ping the minimap all over the place incessantly by holding ALT and clicking on it. Raging Tower Defense Games: There are several good ways to rage tower defense mod's on Warcraft III Reign of Chaos and The Frozen Throne. Some are map-specific and can only be preformed on certain maps, but many are universal and will work on any. Here's some good methods to use: 1. Building-Spam Method : When building on maps that require you to mass up towers in a certain spot for best effect, once you're into the game 10 minutes or so, build tons of the cheapest towers in other players locations. Build each tower one square apart on all sides so noone can build in the space, and it's cheaper that way. Once you get a large area covered by these towers, expect alot of 'omg sell them' and shit like that. If you play it off that you're a noob and dont know how to sell, added rage there. Try as convincingly as possible to make it look like you dont know what you're doing and it's completely unintentional that you're ruining the game. 2. Leak Method : For the beginning of the game, do pretty decent and play semi-normal. Once the levels of creeps start getting harder, announce to everyone that you're going to sell everything and get a big powerful tower. Dont do it immediatly, let them yell and complain about how you'll leak if you do and that everyone will lose because of it. Try something like 'dude you guys can do it, dont worry, i really want this tower'. Just draw them along as long as possible. If you make it to the point where you get enough gold for the powerful tower, put it in someone elses creep-spawn point. Steal their kills and they get a bit angry. 3. Hosting Method : If you're hosting the game you're guarenteed tons of fun. There are several tools out there to disconnect players connected to your game individually, which come in handy here. Again, once you're upwards of 10-15 minutes into the game, start being a dick to everyone and talk tons of shit. Randomly disconnect players that aren't getting raged to fuel the ones who are by having their teammates disconnected. Give them time to recover if they can, and get built back up, and then announce you're shutting the game down and have to go (this can work on its own too, especially in DotA matches) 4. Team-Kill Method : This one is simple. Mass towers around other players, then attack their buildings. (some maps dont allow your towers to attack buildings, some do) Team kill team kill team kill. One of the original rage methods, and still works great. (another that's good for DotA) Raging DotA Matches: 1. The Feeding Strategy: Make sure to pick a good hero so that your team will be slightly upset from the get-go that they did not get it. (Have -ap on if you are host) Play normally from the start by buying Boots of Speed from shop and pinging an area on the map that you want to claim. Go to an area completely separate of wherever you pinged, and start running into the enemy base. Eventually, people will take notice and begin to yell at you; don't respond. Instead, start purchasing items with the auto-gold you get, and dump them nearby enemy heroes. (insert pausing and saving games like we pointed out how to do before) Enjoy rage. 2. The Leaving Strategy: You need two people to make this work. Have one person host the game while one of them joins; the person who is joining needs to delete DotA from his/her map folder so they have to download the map from the host. The host allows them to download (already pissing people off, especially if the game is called "DotA pros…"), and then the person leaves when the host starts the game. Everyone will get pissed (screen shot time), and the host should call for a remake. During this time, the SAME person who deleted the map before should delete it again, and join when the host remakes. When the same people come in and see him/her DLing, it will rage the shit out of them. 3. The Chicken Strategy: As always, play normally at the beginning of the game. Once you have saved up roughly 2200 gold, spend all of it on chickens. Keep pumping them out and run them around the base. Once you have a ridiculous amount, ping the map and laugh for the rest of the game about it on ALL chat. (This is also a great time to start talking shit to the other team by pinging the map with your map hack and revealing their location to everyone.) 4. The Thief Strategy: Play normally by farming creeps until you die twice; this should yield a surplus of gold. From this point, stay near the shops and talk shit to the other team to annoy everyone. Wait until one of your allies comes to buy some stuff from the store because, at this point, they should be starting to use recipes. Most people drop their stuff on the ground, so be ready to loot it ASAP while they mix their recipes with a free slot. Sell it immediately, and laugh at them. REEHHH ensues. EDIT: Raging Ladder Games by ^Bio^ DO NOT use hacks, as if you are caught you will get tempbanned and warned.Ladder players tend to give good rage like DotA players do, because they take their gaming seriously. 1. General laming: Just be an idiot, abandon your ally, steal items when you kill creeps, etc. Start asking stupid questions, so on, so on. 2. Teamkilling: If you need that explaining then kill yourself. 3. Tower Teamkilling Tactic: Play as orc, act like youre a bit stupid and make a lumber mill so you can make towers, but otherwise play normally. Build towers in your allie's base around their main building, approx 4+ if possible and if they ask wtf youre doing tell them youre helping to protect them or something. TK their main building, sit back and listen to the flame. Works best while they are away from base (or they can kill your towers). 4. Item Wasting: Get your allies to share control. Dont overlap this with acting dumb because people arent always happy to share with an idiot. Waste their items while in battle, like use their hero's potions when they only lose a tiny bit of hp/mana, use their invulnerable potions early, etc. Try and waste their town portal scroll aswell, while your allies are battling aswell so that anyone else on your team fighting will get swamped and die. Also, you can make your allie's heroes drop items so the enemy gets them. Works best on 3v3+ for obvious reasons (more people will die when you scroll your allie's army back, etc). 5. Suiciding: Kill yourself straight away then do stupid actions like build farms in random places around the map. Works best if human (militia to kill yourself and cheap farms). Nice quick instant rage. 6. Freelosing: Join a 2v2+ game and leave straight away. Very quick and not always gauranteed effects. Give a lame ass flame before you go because it shows your team youre being an asshole and it isnt the join bug that kicks you soon after joining a game. Hopefully, this will make your teammate whisper you with whisper rage, which is almost always the best kind. These are just a few techniques. Its a shame blizzard fixed the bug where you could unsummon an undead allies base, that was the best. /EDIT This is just a quick, general outline on how to get rage on Warcraft games. Many methods/strategies can be slightly modified for use in other maps/game types. We will add more rage methods as necessary for mods such as 'Sheep Tag' and survival maps. If you have any other good methods, submit them and we'll add them to the tutorial. Everyone remember, due to the fact this isn't a high selling game anymore (thought a great number of people still play), it's not hard to steal a CDKEY from your local store, and have it work for a month +. Not to mention you cant get banned by cd-key for using maphacks or name spoofers on custom games, only on ladder matches. But there's still so many players ready to get raged. Enjoy and idle #warrage to join in on the fun.
February 24, 200619 yr I'll be giving out 10+ warcraft III cdkeys this week on #warrage so be sure to join. Enjoy.
February 24, 200619 yr Blizzard needs to come out with an update for voice chat.. would make the game 10000001x better.
February 24, 200619 yr I'll be giving out 10+ warcraft III cdkeys this week on #warrage so be sure to join. Enjoy. O RLLY? btw nice guide, So im going to bump it.
February 24, 200619 yr i have a bunch of methods to add when i get a chance: this is from one or two ten minute dota game: (lewler = omfgk) http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/3826/war3rage18ml.jpg
February 24, 200619 yr Author d0wn']i have a bunch of methods to add when i get a chance: this is from one or two ten minute dota game: (lewler = omfgk) http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/3826/war3rage18ml.jpg rofl <3 d0wn just an example of how quickly you can rage people doing this stuff
February 24, 200619 yr Quick rage post. Just to encourage you trollies to do something good and RAGE WCIII http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/372/quickrage6vy.jpg
February 24, 200619 yr A Speeder is better then SpeederXP, use it on Windows Performance edits, not hardware. http://www.download.com/A-Speeder/3000-2121_4-10342918.html?tag=lst-0-1 I'm going to go try raging on warcraft tomorrow, the shit ppl posted was hilarious. Tower Defense rages are fun :P
February 24, 200619 yr Author Lucifer']A Speeder is better then SpeederXP, use it on Windows Performance edits, not hardware. http://www.download.com/A-Speeder/3000-2121_4-10342918.html?tag=lst-0-1 I'm going to go try raging on warcraft tomorrow, the shit ppl posted was hilarious. Tower Defense rages are fun :P we only use the software to lag the game:o anyway, everyone reinstall! starting clan "g0t" so people know who is doing this to them and we can spread through war3 (myg0t isn't notorious there; not yet at least)
February 24, 200619 yr Lol, I'd join... PM me with your xfire and we'll fucking go rage some bitches. I'm going to go play this afternoon and fraps the entire thing.
February 24, 200619 yr Lucifer']Lol' date=' I'd join... PM me with your xfire and we'll fucking go rage some bitches. I'm going to go play this afternoon and fraps the entire thing.[/quote'] Just do a screenshot collage, if you use fraps the file will have to be so large to even get the quality required to read the text.
February 24, 200619 yr Just do a screenshot collage, if you use fraps the file will have to be so large to even get the quality required to read the text. i wanna rage so give me one of those keys please:)
February 24, 200619 yr The thing with wc3 is alot of WoW players came from wc3, so they still play wc3 aswell (eg me).
February 24, 200619 yr Only played about 20 mins but heres what I got: http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7329/wow3rage2xb.jpg
February 24, 200619 yr Use the map editor and add shit to the loading screen to make it say "May cause temporary blindness, not for the faint of heart". Or better yet, make a map make it look like tower td then place gay porn on the space of the players so when they get in they start going "ahh, wtf is this shit".
February 24, 200619 yr Warcraft 3 is a lot easier to rage then others... but in FPS like BF2 or w/e you can just steal peoples helicopters and land them in some random place just out of reach for them to get in as a gunner :P Just do this, start of the game, forget about your corner, start building in someone elses, go ahead and start saying "what tower should I build, and can I get any gold I only got 10 and this thing costs 60". Also, be sure to use the map editor like I said, its fucking hilarious :P
February 24, 200619 yr rofl you ***got just now realized you can rage WC3 really easy? it's easier than fucking Diablo 2
February 24, 200619 yr Lol, I got a new Angel Arena map myg0t edition, I'm going to edit it so when someone types "****** what" it automatically puts on the screen "(player) has gotten his tv back from the ****** who tried to steal it" lol.
February 24, 200619 yr Author NWA']rofl you ***got just now realized you can rage WC3 really easy? it's easier than fucking Diablo 2 mr. grouch, thx for your flames. time for your azn catnap since you are so cranky. it's not that we realized it; we want to make people aware. read what we have to say, sir. btw, minkey, you won't even rage the game anymore when you were the big proponent of a certain war3 rage day
February 24, 200619 yr Europeans can go to #dotapickup.euro @ quakenet, the people there are pissed all the time and easily raged and their ban system sucks.
