February 25, 200619 yr [no flaming stick to topic k?] deathdoor bringin your face to the floor he has no rhythm but he dun give a shit cuz he raps like a motherfucking prick freestylin like a troll on parole, he prolly stole but why bother? this is just a forum IRC is the real deal, this place borin' but he still posts here we dont know why; its unclear why deathdoor's the toll pioneer! :facesj: Second Verse: The interwebz, got free speech and a lot of rage im a 55 mage but on some ocassions i gotta 12-gauge war is waged but war is for fun with my shotgun uh oh no more rhymes so hot cross buns! they saw goatse they were pissed; i agree told them owned by the g-zero-t but thats not all they went on a school shootin brawl eighty injured; boy this was a squall ...... and i cant think up any more :]
February 25, 200619 yr nigg3r ALErt The New Orleans have the intarnets back! that was the dumbest thing i ever heard id make a rap about you but im to lazy so maybe later
February 25, 200619 yr Ayo my clique is vicious, we destroy the best of fighters, cuz yall homos have circle jerks instead of ciphers. I wont top that, And what the hell are you talking about .....lil ***ot lol
February 25, 200619 yr Yo I pull up in a black mercedes, filled with ladies The way I rock the flow make niggas go crazy I run these streets so much it'd make you feel lazy You crazy, thinking you can top me I'll pull out of your mothers house nuted, past 3 But its time for a new cyhper, i rhyme so much you think I had a ghostwriter I fuck the bitches tight and niggas who wanna fuck tighter So dont come up on me with the nerve, you'll get serverd I'll make a diss topic about you and everyone will just be like "word" Talking shit and you might get you killed and slaughterd, I'll rape your daughter, and blame myg0t Go to court and say TV and GTA did it You having rhymes is an illusion, ill skull fuck your girl, leaving a countusion And dont come to me with your ***et ass records, Ill cut your head off, eat it top to down like my last name was lector Cause when it comes to hip hop im the corrector, And for one, you fail Your just a pussy ass nigga except one thing...your pale K.
February 25, 200619 yr uh uh huh yea ... whatcha wanna do? wana be hackers.. codecrackers slackers wastin time wit all teh chatroom yakkers.. 9 to 5 chillin at hewlett packard, workin at a desk with a dumb little placard yea payin the billz wit my mad programmin skillz defreggin my harddrive for thrillz i got me a 100 gigabytes of RAM i never feed trolls and i dont read spam installed a t1 line in my house always at my PC double clickin on my mizouse wanna run with muh crew huh? rule cyberspace and crunch numbers liek i do? they call me the king of the spreadsheets, i got them all printed out on my bedsheets my computers got the clocks it rocks but it was obsolete before i opend the box\ your laptop is a month old? well thats great if you could use a nice heavy paperweight.. my digital media is write protected every file inspected, no viruses detected while your computer's crashin, mine's multitaskin it does all my work without me even askin i got a flat screen moniter 40 inches wide i believe your says etch-a-sketch on the side in a 32bit world your a 2bit user youve got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax whered u get your CPU in a box of crackerjacks? play me online son you know that ill beat you if i ever meet you ill ctrl-alt-DELETE YOU WHAT
February 25, 200619 yr Author I'm from kanas? Watch as I do dances, that are pretty dope. Ayo I just left your whole body broke. This thread spoke about me after I left because they knew I stole their breath like it was a theft. YO I never speak words I ONLY RAP, FORGET ALL THAT CRAP, YALL KNO MAH FIRST NAME IS JACK
February 25, 200619 yr I don't get it, you guys have computer terms in your "rap". Do you do that IRL? Seriously?? :gaykeke:
February 25, 200619 yr Just FYI you couldn't actually 'show' me how a clitoris tastes. Unless you have some specific sense-crossing tool that would manipulate such things. Would you care to explain this post to me sir? EDIT: BTW I SAID THREAD OVER BECAUSE I ALREADY WON. ROFL!
February 25, 200619 yr Author ROFL! whoah get your nose out of his butt, you homoslut. You'd better backoff before I jackoff.
February 25, 200619 yr whoah get your nose out of his butt, you homoslut. You'd better backoff before I jackoff. you are a *** stop trying
February 25, 200619 yr kigy']you are a *** stop trying Quoted for truth, to the youth, from a laptop in a phone booth, I have a gold tooth, cuz teh origional one broke eating a baby ruth. OMG IM A POET AND DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT. /end ***gy rapping.
February 25, 200619 yr i suggest ya change ya diet it can lead ta high blood pressure if ya fry it or even a stroke, heart attack, heart disease it ain't no startin back once arteries start ta squeeze take the easy way out phony, until then they know they wouldn't be talkin that bologna in the bullpen so disgustin, pardon self as I discuss this they talk a wealth of shit and they ain't never seen the justice bust this, like a cold milk from out the toilet two batteries some Brillo and some foil, he'a boil it he be better off on PC glued and it's a feud so don't be in no TV mood every week it's mystery meat, seaweed stewed
February 25, 200619 yr it's like a really nerdy version of 8 mile, so as such- Now everybody from the 3-1-3 Put your motherf**kin' hands up and follow me. Everybody from the 3-1-3 Put your motherf**kin' hands up, Look, Look, Now while he stands tough, notice that this man did not have his hands up! This Freeworlds got you gased up, now who's afraid of the big bad wolf? One, Two, Three and to the Four One Pac, Two Pac, Three Pac, Four Four Pac, Three Pac, Two Pac, One You're Pac, He's Pac, No Pac, None! This guy ain't no motherf**kin' MC, I know everything he's got to say against me. I am white, I am a f**king bum.. i do live in a trailer with my mom. My boy Future is a no good Tom. I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun, I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps And Wink did f**k my girl, I'm still standin here screaming "F**K THE FREE WORLD!" Don't ever try to judge me dude, You don't know what the f**k I've been through. But I know something about you, You went to Cranbrook, thats a private school. What's the matter dawg? You embarassed? This guys a gangster? His real name's Clarence. And Clarence lives at home with both parents. And Clarence parents have a real good marriage. This guy dont wanna battle, he's shook. Cause there aint no such things as HALF WAY CROOKS" Hes scared to death, hes scared to look at his f**king year book. F**k Cranbrooke.. F**k a beat, I'll go Acapella F**k a Papa Doc, F**k a clock, F**k a trailer f**k everybody, f**k y�all if you doubt me I�m a f**kin� piece of white trash I say it proudly And f**k this battle I don�t want to win, I�m outty here tell these people somethin� They don't know about me *ZING*
February 25, 200619 yr uh uh huh yea ... whatcha wanna do? wana be hackers.. codecrackers slackers wastin time wit all teh chatroom yakkers.. 9 to 5 chillin at hewlett packard, workin at a desk with a dumb little placard yea payin the billz wit my mad programmin skillz defreggin my harddrive for thrillz i got me a 100 gigabytes of RAM i never feed trolls and i dont read spam installed a t1 line in my house always at my PC double clickin on my mizouse BLAH BLAH your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax whered u get your CPU in a box of crackerjacks? play me online son you know that ill beat you if i ever meet you ill ctrl-alt-DELETE YOU WHAT http://weird-al-yankovic-lyrics.wonderlyrics.com/Its-All-About-The-Pentiums.html rofl. I thought I'd heard that from somewhere. EDIT: Oh I read to the end of the thread and saw that you gave it away. haha, I'm suprised no one else noticed too, I guess that just means I'm a freak for listening to Weird Al.
February 25, 200619 yr http://weird-al-yankovic-lyrics.wonderlyrics.com/Its-All-About-The-Pentiums.html rofl. I thought I'd heard that from somewhere. i was jsut waiting for a computer rap thread =)
February 25, 200619 yr theMinkey']i suggest ya change ya diet it can lead ta high blood pressure if ya fry it or even a stroke, heart attack, heart disease it ain't no startin back once arteries start ta squeeze take the easy way out phony, until then they know they wouldn't be talkin that bologna in the bullpen so disgustin, pardon self as I discuss this they talk a wealth of shit and they ain't never seen the justice bust this, like a cold milk from out the toilet two batteries some Brillo and some foil, he'a boil it he be better off on PC glued and it's a feud so don't be in no TV mood every week it's mystery meat, seaweed stewed RIFK LOLOOL