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deathdoor

bringin your face to the floor

he has no rhythm but he dun give a shit

cuz he raps like a motherfucking prick

freestylin like a troll

on parole, he prolly stole

but why bother? this is just a forum

IRC is the real deal, this place borin'

but he still posts here

we dont know why; its unclear

why deathdoor's the toll pioneer!

:facesj:

 

Second Verse:

 

The interwebz, got free speech and

a lot of rage

im a 55 mage

but on some ocassions i gotta 12-gauge

war is waged

but war is for fun

with my shotgun

uh oh no more rhymes so hot cross buns!

 

they saw goatse

they were pissed; i agree

told them owned by the g-zero-t

but thats not all

they went on a school shootin brawl

eighty injured; boy this was a squall

...... and i cant think up any more :]

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nigg3r ALErt The New Orleans have the intarnets back!

 

that was the dumbest thing i ever heard

 

 

id make a rap about you but im to lazy so maybe later

Ayo my clique is vicious, we destroy the best of fighters, cuz yall homos have circle jerks instead of ciphers.

 

I wont top that, And what the hell are you talking about

 

.....lil ***ot

 

lol

Yo I pull up in a black mercedes, filled with ladies

The way I rock the flow make niggas go crazy

I run these streets so much it'd make you feel lazy

You crazy, thinking you can top me

I'll pull out of your mothers house nuted, past 3

But its time for a new cyhper, i rhyme so much you think I had a ghostwriter

I fuck the bitches tight and niggas who wanna fuck tighter

So dont come up on me with the nerve, you'll get serverd

I'll make a diss topic about you and everyone will just be like "word"

Talking shit and you might get you

killed and slaughterd, I'll rape your daughter, and blame myg0t

Go to court and say TV and GTA did it

You having rhymes is an illusion, ill skull fuck your girl, leaving a countusion

And dont come to me with your ***et ass records,

Ill cut your head off, eat it top to down like my last name was lector

Cause when it comes to hip hop im the corrector,

And for one, you fail

Your just a pussy ass nigga except one thing...your pale

 

 

K.

uh

uh huh yea

...

whatcha wanna do? wana be hackers.. codecrackers slackers

wastin time wit all teh chatroom yakkers..

9 to 5 chillin at hewlett packard, workin at a desk with a dumb little placard

yea payin the billz wit my mad programmin skillz

defreggin my harddrive for thrillz

i got me a 100 gigabytes of RAM

i never feed trolls and i dont read spam

installed a t1 line in my house

always at my PC double clickin on my mizouse

 

wanna run with muh crew huh?

rule cyberspace and crunch numbers liek i do?

they call me the king of the spreadsheets,

i got them all printed out on my bedsheets

my computers got the clocks it rocks but it was obsolete before i opend the box\

 

your laptop is a month old? well thats great

if you could use a nice heavy paperweight..

my digital media is write protected

every file inspected, no viruses detected

while your computer's crashin, mine's multitaskin

it does all my work without me even askin

i got a flat screen moniter 40 inches wide

i believe your says etch-a-sketch on the side

in a 32bit world your a 2bit user

youve got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser

 

your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax

whered u get your CPU in a box of crackerjacks?

play me online son you know that ill beat you

if i ever meet you ill ctrl-alt-DELETE YOU

WHAT

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I'm from kanas? Watch as I do dances, that are pretty dope. Ayo I just left your whole body broke. This thread spoke about me after I left because they knew I stole their breath like it was a theft.

 

 

YO I never speak words I ONLY RAP, FORGET ALL THAT CRAP, YALL KNO MAH FIRST NAME IS JACK

I don't get it, you guys have computer terms in your "rap". Do you do that IRL? Seriously?? :gaykeke:
Just FYI you couldn't actually 'show' me how a clitoris tastes. Unless you have some specific sense-crossing tool that would manipulate such things. Would you care to explain this post to me sir?

 

EDIT: BTW I SAID THREAD OVER BECAUSE I ALREADY WON.

 

 

 

ROFL!

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ROFL!

whoah get your nose out of his butt, you homoslut. You'd better backoff before I jackoff.

whoah get your nose out of his butt, you homoslut. You'd better backoff before I jackoff.

you are a *** stop trying

kigy']you are a *** stop trying

carried

kigy']you are a *** stop trying

 

Quoted for truth, to the youth, from a laptop in a phone booth, I have a gold tooth, cuz teh origional one broke eating a baby ruth.

 

OMG IM A POET AND DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT.

 

/end ***gy rapping.

i suggest ya change ya diet

it can lead ta high blood pressure if ya fry it

or even a stroke, heart attack, heart disease

it ain't no startin back once arteries start ta squeeze

take the easy way out phony, until then

they know they wouldn't be talkin that bologna in the bullpen

so disgustin, pardon self as I discuss this

they talk a wealth of shit and they ain't never seen the justice

bust this, like a cold milk from out the toilet

two batteries some Brillo and some foil, he'a boil it

he be better off on PC glued

and it's a feud so don't be in no TV mood

every week it's mystery meat, seaweed stewed

it's like a really nerdy version of 8 mile, so as such-

 

Now everybody from the 3-1-3

Put your motherf**kin' hands up and follow me.

Everybody from the 3-1-3

Put your motherf**kin' hands up,

Look, Look,

Now while he stands tough,

notice that this man did not have his hands up!

This Freeworlds got you gased up, now who's afraid of the big

bad wolf?

One, Two, Three and to the Four

One Pac, Two Pac, Three Pac, Four

Four Pac, Three Pac, Two Pac, One

You're Pac, He's Pac, No Pac, None!

 

This guy ain't no motherf**kin' MC,

I know everything he's got to say against me.

I am white, I am a f**king bum..

i do live in a trailer with my mom.

My boy Future is a no good Tom.

I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots

himself in his leg with his own gun,

I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps

And Wink did f**k my girl,

I'm still standin here screaming "F**K THE FREE WORLD!"

Don't ever try to judge me dude,

You don't know what the f**k I've been through.

 

But I know something about you,

You went to Cranbrook, thats a private school.

What's the matter dawg? You embarassed?

This guys a gangster? His real name's Clarence.

And Clarence lives at home with both parents.

And Clarence parents have a real good marriage.

 

This guy dont wanna battle, he's shook.

Cause there aint no such things as

HALF WAY CROOKS"

Hes scared to death, hes scared to look

at his f**king year book.

F**k Cranbrooke..

 

F**k a beat, I'll go Acapella

F**k a Papa Doc, F**k a clock, F**k a trailer

f**k everybody, f**k y�all if you doubt me

I�m a f**kin� piece of white trash I say it proudly

And f**k this battle I don�t want to win, I�m outty

here tell these people somethin�

They don't know about me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*ZING*

uh

uh huh yea

...

whatcha wanna do? wana be hackers.. codecrackers slackers

wastin time wit all teh chatroom yakkers..

9 to 5 chillin at hewlett packard, workin at a desk with a dumb little placard

yea payin the billz wit my mad programmin skillz

defreggin my harddrive for thrillz

i got me a 100 gigabytes of RAM

i never feed trolls and i dont read spam

installed a t1 line in my house

always at my PC double clickin on my mizouse

 

BLAH BLAH

 

your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax

whered u get your CPU in a box of crackerjacks?

play me online son you know that ill beat you

if i ever meet you ill ctrl-alt-DELETE YOU

WHAT

 

 

http://weird-al-yankovic-lyrics.wonderlyrics.com/Its-All-About-The-Pentiums.html

 

rofl. I thought I'd heard that from somewhere.

 

EDIT: Oh I read to the end of the thread and saw that you gave it away. haha, I'm suprised no one else noticed too, I guess that just means I'm a freak for listening to Weird Al.

theMinkey']i suggest ya change ya diet

it can lead ta high blood pressure if ya fry it

or even a stroke, heart attack, heart disease

it ain't no startin back once arteries start ta squeeze

take the easy way out phony, until then

they know they wouldn't be talkin that bologna in the bullpen

so disgustin, pardon self as I discuss this

they talk a wealth of shit and they ain't never seen the justice

bust this, like a cold milk from out the toilet

two batteries some Brillo and some foil, he'a boil it

he be better off on PC glued

and it's a feud so don't be in no TV mood

every week it's mystery meat, seaweed stewed

RIFK LOLOOL

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