Anal disco's sandwich makes me feel hungry, and i dont even like eggs. 8/10 imo.

The olny real sandwitch so far

 

9/10

 

mmmmm bacon

egg...

bacon...

mayo...

mustard...

 

Where's the originality?

 

7/10 for effort

3/10 for finished product

10/10 for discos #1 in my opinion so far

Ingrediants:

Cheese

Subsauce

Turkey

Bread

 

 

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/7715/k2lp.jpg

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/8809/k24nb.jpg

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/7244/k31vu.jpg

This is the worst fucking sandwich i have ever seen.

 

Turkey and cheese...

 

/puke

 

You're Canadian arn't you?

obviously im canadian.

egg...

bacon...

mayo...

mustard...

 

Where's the originality?

 

7/10 for effort

3/10 for finished product

 

mexican cheese and lemon pepper are original. manbread is original. there was no mayo or mustard, don't grade me down for what everyone else did. the finished product was tasty as fuck. you're a ***.

 

>=[

mexican cheese and lemon pepper are original. manbread is original. there was no mayo or mustard, don't grade me down for what everyone else did. the finished product was tasty as fuck. you're a ***.

 

>=[

 

a.) you never mentioned lemon pepper in the ingredients

b.) i was grading the sandwhiches so far... Otherwise id have said "@ anals sandwhich: *insert comment here*"

c.) I am in no doubt in how good it must have tasted...

analdisco just owned my sammywitch

;(

PREPARE YOUR EYES FOR THE WINNING SANDWICH!

This took about two hours and thirty minutes to make. This is the ultimate sandwich.

 

INGREDIENTS

 

• White Bread, Five slices.
  
• Steak
  
• Hamburger Patty
  
• One Sliced Onion
  
• One Slice Swiss Cheese
  
• Turkey, Four Slices
  
• Three Slices Cojack Cheese
  
• Egg Salad
  
• American Cheese
  
• Mustard
  
• Three Pickles
  

 

DIRECTIONS

 

1. Place bread on surface
   
2. Microwave Steak
   
3. Place steak onto first peice of bread
   
4. Put Swiss cheese on steak
   
5. Place fresh peice of bread
   
6. Add your four slices of turkey
   
7. Add the cojack cheese
   
8. Write I <3 v0dka in mustard :3
   
9. Place new peice of bread
   
10. Add egg salad.
    
11. Place peice of bread
    
12. Place patty
    
13. Write myg0t owns me with mustard :D
    
14. Place onion
    
15. Ketchup with I <3 minkey written on it
    
16. Add some lettuce
    
17. Top peace of bread
    
18. Add skewer through sandwich
    
19. Impale three pickles on the skewer
    
20. Put an adorable little flag with 'myg0t ftw' written on it.
    

 

The end result will be the best sandwich you have ever had. And it will look a little something like this.

 

http://www.freewebs.com/ashita-doitsu/mysandwichformyg0t.gif

 

Sexy, and even more sexy to eat.

 

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/1657/sandwichangle4ed.jpg

CHEAP TRICK LIKE ANIMATED GIFS WILL GET YOU NOWHERE >=[

INGREDIENTS:

5 Slices of Cheddar Cheese (Kraft)

4 Slices of white bread.

1 Package of Stater Brothers ham

3 Peices of Bologna

1 Pickle

7 Small Cherry Tomatoes

Lettuce

Mayonaise

Mustard

Thousand Island Dressing

 

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/2621/dscf41199ug.jpg

 

LAYER ONE:

Mustard one the bottom slice, mayo on the top. Apply package of ham to the first slice and chese to the other, then place completed section together.

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/273/dscf41217pd.jpg

 

LAYER TWO:

Again, mustard and mayo on their individual peices of bread. 2 slices of cheese and 3 slices of bologna are placed on the mustard side. Then I sprinkled bacon bits over the sliced pickles on top of the bologna. Lightly salt and pepper the mayo side, then place on top of the completed sections.

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/3198/dscf41232tz.jpg

 

CONTINUED AFTER FIGHTERX'S POST

Shit guys, avocado rox0rz, where is it

 

I'm really srry that I dont have pics, but someone could make my sandwich for me.

 

Ingredients:

 

2 Jalopenos

2 White Bread Slices

Green Onions (Get It At Your Nearest Asian Store)

Red Chili Peppers

Bacon

Black Pepper

One Thin Slice Of Lettuce

Honey Turkey

Mayo

1-2 Eggs

Your Mama (Seriously)

 

1.Alright Put Mayo On Both Slices Of Bread

2.Put The Lettuce On One Slice Of Bread

3.Put Turkey On The Other Slice

4.Put Jalopenos On The Turkey

 

 

Cooking The Egg And Bacon:

 

5.Put Low Heat On Your Pan

6.Simply Get Some Sort Of Slick Oil On Your Pan (Don't Give A Shit What It Is)

7.Put Your Egg(S) In

8.Whip The Egg(S) Smooth Fast While It's In The Pan

9.Cut Your Chili Pepper and Throw It In Your Pan

10.Throw In Green Onions In The Pan

11.Throw In Black Pepper In The Pan

12.Fold The Egg(S) In Half After The Chili Pepper, Green Onions, and Black Peppers Are Absorbed

13. Cut The Egg Enough So It Fits On The Sandwich

14. Take The Egg Out And Throw The Bacon In

15. Wait Till It's Nice and Brown

16. Assemble all Of Them Together And Enjoy!

 

Tastes So GOOD Makes You Wanna Slap Yo MAMA!

Didn't Feel Like Using Avocados

I Purposly Type Like This Because I'm Bored

 

17. Slap Yo Mama

 

Someone Make This Sandwich And Post A Pic!!!

LAYER THREE:

 

Tomatos, sliced. Cheese, mustard mayo and thousand island dressing. Lettuce to round off the tastes, and more bacon bits.

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7770/dscf41248bh.jpg

 

 

Combine everything, throw some salad on the side, and youre done.

 

 

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/5829/dscf41293io.jpg

 

 

 

AND TO PROVE THIS WASNT CRAP LIKE THE EMIN, HERES ACTION SHOTS K

 

PROVE THIS WAS EATEN NOT DECORATIONSEZ

 

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/5889/dscf41454it.jpg

PREPARE YOUR EYES FOR THE WINNING SANDWICH!

This took about two hours and thirty minutes to make. This is the ultimate sandwich.

 

INGREDIENTS

 

• White Bread, Five slices.
  
• Steak
  
• Hamburger Patty
  
• One Sliced Onion
  
• One Slice Swiss Cheese
  
• Turkey, Four Slices
  
• Three Slices Cojack Cheese
  
• Egg Salad
  
• American Cheese
  
• Mustard
  
• Three Pickles
  

 

DIRECTIONS

 

1. Place bread on surface
   
2. Microwave Steak
   
3. Place steak onto first peice of bread
   
4. Put Swiss cheese on steak
   
5. Place fresh peice of bread
   
6. Add your four slices of turkey
   
7. Add the cojack cheese
   
8. Write I <3 v0dka in mustard :3
   
9. Place new peice of bread
   
10. Add egg salad.
    
11. Place peice of bread
    
12. Place patty
    
13. Write myg0t owns me with mustard :D
    
14. Place onion
    
15. Ketchup with I <3 minkey written on it
    
16. Add some lettuce
    
17. Top peace of bread
    
18. Add skewer through sandwich
    
19. Impale three pickles on the skewer
    
20. Put an adorable little flag with 'myg0t ftw' written on it.
    

 

The end result will be the best sandwich you have ever had. And it will look a little something like this.

 

http://www.freewebs.com/ashita-doitsu/mysandwichformyg0t.gif

 

Sexy, and even more sexy to eat.

 

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/1657/sandwichangle4ed.jpg

 

For the win

For the win

 

 

THE SANDWICH MUST BE EATEN. I WOULD LIKE SOME PROOF.

LAYER THREE:

 

Tomatos, sliced. Cheese, mustard mayo and thousand island dressing. Lettuce to round off the tastes, and more bacon bits.

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7770/dscf41248bh.jpg

 

 

Combine everything, throw some salad on the side, and youre done.

 

 

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/5829/dscf41293io.jpg

 

 

 

AND TO PROVE THIS WASNT CRAP LIKE THE EMIN, HERES ACTION SHOTS K

 

PROVE THIS WAS EATEN NOT DECORATIONSEZ

 

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/5889/dscf41454it.jpg

 

This is truly a sammich among sammiches. I applaud your culinary skills.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:o

I applaud stata, Emin and AnalDisco's m3nlyness.

 

You guys are the fucking tits, you win at a life. I love you.

 

*cock sucking noises*

 

<3

LAYER THREE:

 

Tomatos, sliced. Cheese, mustard mayo and thousand island dressing. Lettuce to round off the tastes, and more bacon bits.

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7770/dscf41248bh.jpg

 

 

Combine everything, throw some salad on the side, and youre done.

 

 

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/5829/dscf41293io.jpg

 

 

 

AND TO PROVE THIS WASNT CRAP LIKE THE EMIN, HERES ACTION SHOTS K

 

PROVE THIS WAS EATEN NOT DECORATIONSEZ

 

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/5889/dscf41454it.jpg

 

 

STILL NOT FINISHED AT 10 PM EST (9PM CST) AS DISPLAYED IN VIDEOCHAT. POINTS SOHULD BE DEDUCTED.

STILL NOT FINISHED AT 10 PM EST (9PM CST) AS DISPLAYED IN VIDEOCHAT. POINTS SOHULD BE DEDUCTED.

 

 

THERES ONLY LIKE 5 BITES LEFT :(

 

 

Go to videochat to watch me destroy the rest k

Mine took up all three meals of the day :3

.gifs always help you win...

your sandwich looks like shit silverware, you fail. nice try though.

sandwich's are based on layers. for a good sandwich, you at least have to have some kind of organization and neatness, you cant just pile a couple chunks of salami and other stuff in there. your shit looks more like a salad than a sandwich

 

and resize your pictures you dumb fuck.

damn Emin that sp0rk in ur pictcha adds to the jokery, if u had a legoman on it that would be ftr, but shit guys 10/10 for effort all of uuse, i was gonna make a samosa sammich but didnt feel like the spice today