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i knew someone would do this

All of your sandwiches look shit.

emin wins.

hands fucking down

Emin has the best so far, But [myg0t]Silverware your sandwhich confuses me :ugh:

Emin is gonna win, gonna take alot for v0dka to win it tomorrow if he even tries. in sportsmanship, i'll post mine but i know i don't come close to that tower of haxing emin has brewed

ASSEMBLE INGREDIENTS: mustard, mayo, ham, cheese, bread, chips, pop

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/5372/12sm.jpg

 

STACK INGREDIENTS: put mayo and shit on and stack ham and bread

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/9181/28pd.jpg

 

FEED CAT HAM WHEN SHE BUGS YOU FOR SOME: you can see the ham at the very bottom of the pic.

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/7806/c18ik.jpg

 

CAT IS FUCKING CUTE: this is sally.

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/1828/c23fv.jpg

MAKE FRENCH VOILA SIGN: note left of pic

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/1416/final5lz.jpg

 

IT WAS TASTY WITH THE CHIPS :angel:

PREPARE YOUR EYES FOR THE WINNING SANDWICH!

This took about two hours and thirty minutes to make. This is the ultimate sandwich.

 

INGREDIENTS

 

• White Bread, Five slices.
  
• Steak
  
• Hamburger Patty
  
• One Sliced Onion
  
• One Slice Swiss Cheese
  
• Turkey, Four Slices
  
• Three Slices Cojack Cheese
  
• Egg Salad
  
• American Cheese
  
• Mustard
  
• Three Pickles
  

 

DIRECTIONS

 

1. Place bread on surface
   
2. Microwave Steak
   
3. Place steak onto first peice of bread
   
4. Put Swiss cheese on steak
   
5. Place fresh peice of bread
   
6. Add your four slices of turkey
   
7. Add the cojack cheese
   
8. Write I <3 v0dka in mustard :3
   
9. Place new peice of bread
   
10. Add egg salad.
    
11. Place peice of bread
    
12. Place patty
    
13. Write myg0t owns me with mustard :D
    
14. Place onion
    
15. Ketchup with I <3 minkey written on it
    
16. Add some lettuce
    
17. Top peace of bread
    
18. Add skewer through sandwich
    
19. Impale three pickles on the skewer
    
20. Put an adorable little flag with 'myg0t ftw' written on it.
    

 

The end result will be the best sandwich you have ever had. And it will look a little something like this.

 

http://www.freewebs.com/ashita-doitsu/mysandwichformyg0t.gif

 

Sexy, and even more sexy to eat.

 

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/1657/sandwichangle4ed.jpg

 

 

Make me one of those and send it to my house please. win

theMinkey']Emin is gonna win, gonna take alot for v0dka to win it tomorrow if he even tries. in sportsmanship, i'll post mine but i know i don't come close to that tower of haxing emin has brewed

ASSEMBLE INGREDIENTS: mustard, mayo, ham, cheese, bread, chips, pop

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/5372/12sm.jpg

 

STACK INGREDIENTS: put mayo and shit on and stack ham and bread

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/9181/28pd.jpg

 

FEED CAT HAM WHEN SHE BUGS YOU FOR SOME: you can see the ham at the very bottom of the pic.

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/7806/c18ik.jpg

 

CAT IS FUCKING CUTE: this is sally.

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/1828/c23fv.jpg

I have 2 cats, one is retarded and literally gay. I caught it humping the other cat. :gaysex2:

emin fucking fails, you cannot just raid your fridge and pile random shit onto some bread so high that you cant even eat the thing. this is not a contest of who can build the tallest sandwich and write "i luv canadians" on it, in hopes to sway a queer judge. gg.

Minkey called Miracle Whip 'mayo'! Wtf?

 

Although he did put in teh cute kitty kitty so w/e...

 

it's still better than that fusking hax0r emin's sammich k

 

I'm so hard right now. Bye.

this contest isnt for the sandwhich with the most shit on it. you know that didnt taste good at all. multi-layer sandwiches arnt good. its not a good balance, its just to much and never tastes as good as expected. im sorry to say but the best HOMEADE samiches are plain and simple.

this contest isnt for the sandwhich with the most shit on it. you know that didnt taste good at all. multi-layer sandwiches arnt good. its not a good balance, its just to much and never tastes as good as expected. im sorry to say but the best HOMEADE samiches are plain and simple.

 

 

wh0re you're theory is good but not true. My sandwich was good, and multi-layered. The added bread filled me up more, and it seperated different flavor-levels. Emin's was just rediculous cocksuckery with unedible mountains of crap.

Emin ftw of sandhich king.

All of u = sandwich losers, they all look like shit.

 

Your sandwiches = fail.

 

U fail at life. K thanks.

ok this is the s3xt0y manwitch.

 

mayo,musterd,smoked turkey.

 

 

 

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/8758/picture0393we.jpg

 

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7601/picture0400xl.jpg

 

 

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Ataraxia's looks and i can imagine tastes best. Let alone emin's being so big its unedible without dismantling it, the mix of ingredients would probably make the taste a bad one. Ata ftw.

Ataraxia's looks and i can imagine tastes best. Let alone emin's being so big its unedible without dismantling it, the mix of ingredients would probably make the taste a bad one. Ata ftw.

 

 

qft!!!!!11111 1 1 1 1

minkey you shoulda put your cat in the sandwich then you got my vote:naughtyd:

minkey you shoulda put your cat in the sandwich then you got my vote:naughtyd:

Fucking azns...

R3N3G4D3']damn Emin that sp0rk in ur pictcha adds to the jokery' date=' if u had a legoman on it that would be ftr, but shit guys 10/10 for effort all of uuse, i was gonna make a samosa sammich but didnt feel like the spice today[/quote']

 

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/3204/sp0rkftw6rq.jpg

mines the best ever.

 

 

 

 

 

 

ever.

V)DKA's RIB MANWICH:

 

ingredients:

ribs

beef broth

mustard powder

bbq sauce

syrup

honey

soy sauce (not in picture)

 

proceedure (click pictures for larger version)

1. Get all this shit together:

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/5250/1s6ce.jpg

 

2. Put the ribs in the broiler for a few minutes:

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7871/3s1nc.jpg

 

3. While ribs are broiling, put all the other stuff into the crockpot and stir it up:

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/9535/2s1en.jpg

 

4. Put the ribs in, set the crockpot on low, and cook overnight (for about 10 hours):

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/1192/4s2vi.jpg

 

5. Grill up some vegetables. This concentrates the flavor in them. Should take 1 - 2 minutes at the most:

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/4305/5s1fb.jpg

6. Take out the rips and pull it into shredded pieces (the ribs are so tender you could do this with a spoon):

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/2426/6s9km.jpg

 

7. Toast you some rye bread:

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/471/7s5sf.jpg

 

8. Here is the vital part: Put a bunch of the shredded ribs on the sandwich, and then put shredded cheese evenly on top, and microwave. The trick here is to get the cheese to melt, then fill in the cracks, and stick to the bread. This keeps the whole sandwich together. After you've microwaved it, repeat; Add more of the shredded ribs, more cheese, and microwave again. The second time, add more cheese, so it sticks the second layer to the first one as well.

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/1391/8s0do.jpg

 

9. Add your vegetables, and repeat the cheesing process:

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/888/9s0ti.jpg

 

10. Another important step: Add the other piece of bread, then FLIP THE SANDWICH OVER AND MICROWAVE AGAIN. This will cause the excess cheese to melt into the second piece of bread as well, holding the entire sandwich together.

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3986/10s7wb.jpg

 

 

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So there you have it. v0dka's rib manwich, a perfect sandwich that sticks completely together, for one handed eating, a masterpiece the earl of sandwich would be proud of.

that shit looks delcious

let me ask you this, v0dka. have you ever had egg salad on burger? it's orgasmic I tell ya!