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I RIFKed at this clueless BF2 thread. Read all the way to the end.

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hehe it is rather funny thoug. nothing like hentai tentacle hardcore devil sex rape gang bang?

 

 

lol

 

thumbs up for people who dont know what bukkake is

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Any way you slice it, there are some priceless quotes in that thread. Very funny.
Bukkake occurs when a group of men, perhaps 50 or more, manually stimulate themselves to climax and proceed to squirt warm ectoplasm onto the face, hair, body, or into the eyeballs, ears or mouth of a waiting and willing female. The female will sometimes decide to swallow the creamy ejaculate and utilize the energy and protein it provides to rejuvenate her and allow her to heartily receive two further litres of semen onto her now apparently yogurt and glue covered visage. Bukkake originated in Japan, but is now widely practised throughout the world.

 

 

Hey honey, do you want to go engage in a 100 man bukkake session? Good. Don't bother having dinner tonight alright? Oh, and don't bother going to the spa for a facial today either. You will receive both courtesy of the city fire department's entire staff tonight at the firehall. Oh, and don't wear anything nice. We'll just throw your clothes straight in the garbage when we're finished. Hope you like semen!

 

made me rifk

8. bukkake

 

The preparation of noodles (Japanese reference)

 

You'll need to bukkake before you make the pasta sauce

 

Sperm pasta...mmmmmm...

"In ancient Japan...etc etc etc.... pulled down their trousers...etc etc etc"

 

In ancient Japan they used the word bukake to describe splashing, such as a tsunami striking or a bucket of water splashed into someone's face.

 

In ancient Japan they didn't have porn, so they didn't assimilate common words into usage for dirty meanings, much like English has done with the words homo, gay, bent, dump, bang and finger.

 

This meaning of the word bukakke is a recent thing, and has only occured since the internet was made publicly popular and hardcore porn was finally available in Japan.

 

Hardcore porn is called "urabon" in Japan, which is a bad pronunciation of "underground porn". Pre-internet porn mostly consisted of softcore pics, or hardcore with the good bits censored- leading to a lot of fantasy like porn being developed. They could sell visuals, so they had to sell imaginations.

 

This led to a culture where the men fantasized about schoolgirls, nurses, secretaries, bondage slaves and other such desireable sex-objects.

Being that Hardcore porn was disallowed but cartoons weren't there was a strong culture of cartoon porn- hentai/anime, where pornograhic pictures were allowed on the condition that they were part of a story that included the sexual acts in their storyline, thereby making it 'ok'.

 

As you can see, it's now considered ok in Japan to spank of fto cartoons of 12 year old prematurely pubescent schoolgirls being raped in every orifice by a gang of varied multi-tentacled demons.

 

 

 

This is the recent history of modern Japanese porn.

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