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Instructions for making a darkie

 

1. Find ur self a suitable negro. (I find that Compton or Oakland are the best places)

 

2. Catch the negro using either a cage or a net, you may use watermelon, fried chicken or any house hold eletrical device.

 

3. When u finaly catch a negro subdue it using any varied selection of tools. any thing will do really, from a club to a tazor.

 

4. Tie ur negro up so that when it becomes conscious it will be restrained.

 

5. Strip ur negro off all possesions. (WE STRONGLY CAUTION YOU TO USE GLOVES)

 

6. Stick it in the oven on 450 degrees fahrenheit for 40-45 minutes until black as night.

 

7. Enjoy ur new and blacker negro!

As the little girl said to god, " God why are there people a diffrent color then me?"

God said OH SHIT i burnt one"

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