its all good dude, atleast youre honest. although if youre ever trying to have a kid you might have to let it build up in order to be able to shoot your sperm far enough to reach her egg.

 

 

<3

 

just tip her upside down

but ya i get both, i shoot when i havnt masturbated in a while, and i drizzle when ive done it the same day.

 

will try ^-^

its usually only a drizzle most of the time unless i see this really hot girl when im looking at pron and i shoot like around the nipple.

im gonna say about 3 in 1/10th feet..

I shoot far enough to make babies.

if I am just jacking it, its like 1feet. If I am doing somthing eles and try to hold it, I get around 4feet., give or take. :bj:

you saw how far my load went last night whore :gaykeke:

Just tested, and I dribble..Though I did manage to get my hair one time.

most of the people on this forum probably cant even shoot their load yet

Depends if i'm jacking "out" or "up". In the case of the ladder, there's usually a patch of my load right on the stomach and then some stragglers up around my shoulders.

 

 

 

I have shot it over my shoulder once ever.

 

 

 

I have yet to jizz myself in the face.

when I ejaculate, the time dimension stops and I've only been patient enough to get it 5 feet, and I walked away because it was in uber slow-mo.

I don't know .... my load usually dead ends when it hits her Uterus

 

hi webby.

depends, when i do it standing up i can usally shoot it a few feet, but if i do it a jew times in a row it doesnt shoot at all

usually j3rk twice a day so it never gets to build up therfore not going far

 

 

 

if i sleep over my friends and wait 2 days it goes pretty far :buttseks:

about 10cm

stfu

 

EDIT: EmoGoth, take the Goregasm watermark out of your sig you stupid cunt. It's not that hard, just crop the fucking thing with MS paint.

well, uh i usually jerk once every two days, unless i end up doing a procrasterbation.

but i think the farthest ive done while laying down facing up was like about 3 feet in the air.

standing up i once did about 8 feet.

but most of the time i just get a drizzle.

This thread is stupid. I don't care what you zombie trolls say to stay "cool" within the myg-t community. If you care about this thread; or how far other guys can cum, you are gay.

My load doesn't fire.. Im twelve.

 

 

^ you stole my sig

']This thread is stupid. I don't care what you zombie trolls say to stay "cool" within the myg-t community. If you care about this thread; or how far other guys can cum' date=' you are gay.[/quote']

 

 

dude, stop being so immature. seriously, this is the myg0t forums, grow up a little k?

bout the same as whore. when u cum hold ur dick tight and it build up tthen u can shoot really far

I leave holes in my ceiling.

NWA']Distance is directly related to velocity which is directly related to force. My cum is powerful enough to blast a hole through the back of your throat and then blow up your house. Beat that.

 

 

Thats total bullshit, you can't do that in real life.

Depends entirely on how long its been between the last time and then.

 

grow up, dude.

 

He probably gets that shy embarassed feeling that people are 12 get when they are asked stuff like this.

 

Thats total bullshit, you can't do that in real life.

 

Sarcasm owns you so bad.

He probably gets that shy embarassed feeling that people are 12 get when they are asked stuff like this.

 

DAMMIT, you guys catch me everytime! Now I have to change my account and try harder to impress you guys.

']DAMMIT' date=' you guys catch me everytime! Now I have to change my account and try harder to impress you guys.[/quote']

 

its ok broseph, just learn from your mistakes. im sure youll do better on your next forum name.