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If I havn't masturbated for a few days and look at good porn for a bit, and take my time, i can usually shoot it a good two feet away. Normally though, if I just want quick relief, it will only dribble down my hand, which ends up getting wiped on my bed.
If I havn't masturbated for a few days and look at good porn for a bit, and take my time, i can usually shoot it a good two feet away. Normally though, if I just want quick relief, it will only dribble down my hand, which ends up getting wiped on my bed.

 

Quick relief, dribble, ye. Go for 10 minutes, shoot on mid chest.

most of the people on this forum probably cant even shoot their load yet

being the youngest non regular g0t on these fourms, i can shoot my sperm a fair distance. never measured, but see for cute little 14 year old like me, i never have to masturbate, i always cum in the lady.

well if im laying down, usually around my chin, and i have to turn my head ever since the one time i busted on my face.

 

if im standing/sitting usuallly abuot a good 3 feet.

 

if you take a long time to beat off, or hold it in for longer it shoots further; one day when there was no school i spent 4 hours beating off, when i busted it shot abuot 8 feet. it was really cool actually try it.

 

EDIT: LOL

When titty fucking my gf i usually hit her in the face or neck unless i put it in her mouth at the last minute and let her suck it off.

 

 

judging by your picture, you're lying.

I'm not allowed to masturbate. If I cum outside of a girl, my sperm will reach critical mass and then explode in a giant radiated mass of semen.

 

 

Remeber Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Those weren't atom bombs. The US payed me to cum on them (from the US, might I add).

i have heatseeking jizz that whenever i release it flys in a circle at straight into my face. :repost:
`Zodiac']I'm not allowed to masturbate. If I cum outside of a girl, my sperm will reach critical mass and then explode in a giant radiated mass of semen.

 

 

Remeber Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Those weren't atom bombs. The US payed me to cum on them (from the US, might I add).

 

your attempt at teh funnies failed :(

d0wn']your attempt at teh funnies failed :(

 

=[ I'm sorry, but it would be funny to see japanese get nuked by sperm.

 

 

... Right?

usually i produce a dribble mh i think about 30cm away :gaykeke:

but i dont like it when its landing in my beard :gaykeke:

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/1948/pen0rz1wv.jpg

 

LOL THIS DISCRIVES MY LOAD!!@!@@!@!!@@!@!!@@!

 

lmfaooo

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