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k a chick gave me blowjob if i allowed her to put mascara on my FUCKING eyelids.waterproof ffs

WELL OBVIOUSLY IT WILL COME OFF

 

Just rubb, rubbing alchohal on it. HOPEFULLY it will get in yur eye and burn like a bitch!! :no:

k a chick gave me blowjob if i allowed her to put mascara on my FUCKING eyelids.waterproof ffs

 

As if you got a bj, atom1x.

 

Anyway, if you were going to lie you could at least of attached a decent story to it. Who gives a fuck if you're wearing mascara like a big girlie man, on your eyelids no less (where the fuck do you usually put mascara on anyhow??).

 

Yeah yeah, you might even say your pitiful boast has raged me. :rtfm:

mascera is the shit the chicks brush on eyelashes...I think he meant eyeshadow...and I know I'm going to get flamed for knowing that...oh fucking well...lol
PsychoBud']mascera is the shit the chicks brush on eyelashes...I think he meant eyeshadow...and I know I'm going to get flamed for knowing that...oh fucking well...lol

WHOA, let me be the first to say... YOU KNEW THAT WAY TO EASILY!!

You got flamed, by the nub...feel the shame, feel the burn......

PsychoBud']Been living with same chick for 10 years' date=' knife...I also know what sizes pantyhose come in, and which tampons are most absorbant...lol[/quote']

I feel the pain :no:

always cute when they can't wait to tell us about their first time. seriously fuck what makes sex so special to brag about it on sie internet? it's good k.. but so is caffeine and junk food. get urself a gf taht's hornier than yourself. after a while you'll understand..
:drool:WOAH COLL Atom1x NON OF US HAEV EV'R GOT A BJ B4 UR SOO COLL WIL YUO B MY FREIND SO I CNA BE COLO TWO!!??!11?!? :boo:
so really what happend is you found this chick and she likes girls more than guys so she made you dress up like a woman and put on makeup to give you teh sux on teh cockxz (am i getting this right) and now you wanna tell all of us how you got a lee7zor ballsux... gg nub SHE MADE YOU HER BITCH :gay3:
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PsychoBud']nah' date=' he was already a bitch...she just claimed ownership. :poke:[/quote']

You really try to rage me eh :P,i feel special *blushes*

he got head alright...although he is lying lets pretend he isnt. good job on the masacre for blow job....true m3n
why do you feel the need to tell a bunch of people you dont know about the blowjob you think you got
:drool:WOAH COLL Atom1x NON OF US HAEV EV'R GOT A BJ B4 UR SOO COLL WIL YUO B MY FREIND SO I CNA BE COLO TWO!!??!11?!? :boo:

 

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