Posted January 25, 200421 yr ok im going out on a limb here and assuming that some of you guys might be literate and/or past grade 7 having said that here is a good book u need to fucking get The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide by Douglas Adams its got all the stories in one big book: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy The Restaurant at the End of the Universe Life the Universe and Everything So long, and thanks for all the fish Young Zaphoid plays it safe Mostly Harmless 815 pages total and a damn funny read i so i highly recommend it, and of course it helps to actually enjoy reading like me plus im a speed read so i own u face
January 25, 200421 yr im adding my own books Fight Club Choke Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers Better Than Life
January 25, 200421 yr Seeing as to how you are actually serious sp0rk, I'm going to reply seriously. I don't enjoy reading much at all, unless it has to do with war. Only war books will really keep me reading them. I also can't speed read for a long time, so reading gets boring. However, we might read Hitchhiker's Guide in english class, so ill see if you are telling the truth about it beeing funny. I recommend The things They Carried by Tim Obrien, really good war book. I actually read it without throwing up becase books usually suck c0ck.
January 25, 200421 yr While we're being serious, I think I'll add a b00k to the list too k? "A Clockwork Orange". Read it.
January 25, 200421 yr Author omg The Things They Carried we read an excerpt from that book in my senior english class and it was really good we also read a really funnny short story that pretty much ends on this line "FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU CAME IN ON!" also i would like to add these books by Chuck Palahniuk not so much cuz they're funny but they are good books Survivor Lullaby
January 25, 200421 yr Green Eggs and Ham is an awesome book. naw my fav book is roll of thunder hear my cry, that book owned me.
January 25, 200421 yr j0r']You gotta get the right A clockwork orange book though because one of them I think the UK version had another chapter or something' date=' the other ones were edited.[/quote'] rgr The one with the extra chapter pwns
January 25, 200421 yr Like war books? Like funny books? Two words. Catch 22. Possibly the funniest book i have read. Non-stop insanity.
January 25, 200421 yr sp0rk']ok im going out on a limb here and assuming that some of you guys might be literate and/or past grade 7 having said that here is a good book u need to fucking get The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide by Douglas Adams its got all the stories in one big book: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy The Restaurant at the End of the Universe Life the Universe and Everything So long, and thanks for all the fish Young Zaphoid plays it safe Mostly Harmless 815 pages total and a damn funny read i so i highly recommend it, and of course it helps to actually enjoy reading like me plus im a speed read so i own u face lets cut the crap sp0rk, impregnate me
January 25, 200421 yr i tried reading hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy but i didnt understand it... that was 4 yrs ago maybe ill take it again and give it another shot. :hsugh:
January 25, 200421 yr Funny: Good Omens (the nice and acurate prophecies of agnes nutter, witch)...hilarious comedic take on christian Armageddon. Two authors...Terry Pritchard (I think), and some dude I can't remember. Callahan's Lady Spider Robinson...actually, any of the Callahan's Place, Callahan's, or Lady Callahan's books rock. Phule's Paradise Robert Aspirin...all the Phule's books...comic books without the pictures. Job: A Comedy of Justice Robert Heinlein Admiral Bob rips the hell out of christian mythology (among others), and makes Satan a nice Texan guy, with a great family (of demonesses), and God is a whining Jew artist with a poor attitude, and a sick sense of humor. The rest of what I read tends to be much more serious in nature...though I also like the Porter action books (series of books that the movie Payback was based off the first of), but I forget the author's name....they're fucking hilarious and semi-serious at the same time.
January 25, 200421 yr Like war books? Like funny books? Two words. Catch 22. Possibly the funniest book i have read. Non-stop insanity. I recently read catch-22 and it was a pretty good book. funny stuff in there
January 25, 200421 yr nah nah nah you guys got it all wrong. my favorite book is see spot run. the words are so big and pretty.
January 25, 200421 yr sp0rk']ok im going out on a limb here and assuming that some of you guys might be literate and/or past grade 7 having said that here is a good book u need to fucking get The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide by Douglas Adams its got all the stories in one big book: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy The Restaurant at the End of the Universe Life the Universe and Everything So long, and thanks for all the fish Young Zaphoid plays it safe Mostly Harmless 815 pages total and a damn funny read i so i highly recommend it, and of course it helps to actually enjoy reading like me plus im a speed read so i own u face I read it before, it wasn't that funny to me, but it was good
January 25, 200421 yr Harry Potter and the magic treasures a story about a boy that copes with his life day after day. At home, his mother hits him, at school he gets laughed at and mocked. As they say, at the end of the rainbow, theres always a pot of gold, and in his case, it's death. critically accalimed and new york times say it's the feel-good book of the year. All sarcasm put aside, I would say the book 'Night' is funny. Funny because it's incredibly boring, and it's another one of those 'look at me im jewish i was in a concentration camp' books. The author has an obsession with babies. To try making his book sound more powerful, he adds the word 'babies' in. example: "I trudged through the mud with my head hanging down. I looked up, and saw flames. I saw german soldiers throwing people into the ovens. Babies! The smoke and fire engulfed the babies quickly as they were thrown in." fuck, and i have to read same that book every second day at school. At least it's better than the last one we had to read "Mercy's Birds", god.
January 25, 200421 yr Author aha stoned gorilla that book Night by Eilie Weisel or whoever was actually pretty good imo plus its funy because its written by a jew and it confirms like all the stereotypes about jews thing is tho as i read it i kept thinking i dont see whats so hard about this, until the end when they had to run thru the snow for like 26 miles that woulda been hard :naughtyd:
