Posted March 19, 200619 yr Girlfiend is away for a few weeks over easter, thinking about buying a fleshlight. Anyone had any experiences with them?
March 19, 200619 yr TAKE A GOAT IT WILL GLADFULLY FUFILL ALL YOUR WOMANS DUTIES. http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/capblog/2005/03/03/goat.jpg BE WARY WHEN PUTTING THE PHALLACE IN RANGE OF HER MOUTH. FOR THE GOAT DISPISES ALL SMALL PHALLI, AND SHALL TEAR YOUR PENIS FROM YOUR BODY AND SWALLOW WHOLE LIKE A HEMROID.
March 19, 200619 yr http://www.fleshlight.com/main/images/purchase_express1.jpg http://www.fleshlight.com/main/images/purchase_byo1.jpg No experience with a fleshlight yet, but if you are gonna get one (and you should), please post yours here (with photos, eh..).
March 19, 200619 yr I always used to want one. But eventually the need for one lowered. Definatly get one, and be sure to tell us what it's like.
March 19, 200619 yr Nineteen84']Girlfiend is away for a few weeks over easter, thinking about buying a fleshlight. Anyone had any experiences with them? just get ashlee simpson, shes like a fleshlight
March 19, 200619 yr this chick bought me a fake pussy as a funny gift. it really does rule. definatly the way to masturbate.
March 19, 200619 yr :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: WTF lol go to the forums posted above and read the last thread....its called "A real pussy will never be the same" :lmfao: WTF
March 19, 200619 yr http://www.fleshlight.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=5 lol LOL 5000 posts on a fleshlight forum
March 19, 200619 yr Nineteen84']Girlfiend is away for a few weeks over easter, thinking about buying a fleshlight. Anyone had any experiences with them? YOU ARe BACK
March 19, 200619 yr Nineteen84']Girlfiend is away for a few weeks over easter, thinking about buying a fleshlight. Anyone had any experiences with them? Fuck the fleshlight, make yourself happy the old fashioned way. I'm gonna be away from my gf for a week, and I'm not gonna buy any fuckin fleshlight.
March 19, 200619 yr Nineteen84']Girlfiend is away for a few weeks over easter, thinking about buying a fleshlight. Anyone had any experiences with them? Hhahahahahahahahhahah welcome back n84, always nice to see you're still the same loser
March 19, 200619 yr "Yeah, WonderWave is da bomb! It feels so snug and "just right" around your dick, and it is the gift that keeps on giving -- orgasms! Did you notice that little clitty up there snuggled between those pink lips? Toggling it should be fun... "
March 19, 200619 yr Have you thought about doing what she will be doing over Easter? Like, getting a new boyfriend? LAWL
March 19, 200619 yr I'd say get one. Not sure which, as I've never tried one myself, but if you're thinking about it then you probably need it.
