Over spring break I went to the cayman islands (a part of great britain) and it confirmed what I had known all along - great britian sucks. To begin with, there were people selling counterfeit oakleys on the street for a price one might expect for real oakleys. As I continued on down the street, I noticed that nearly every store was a jewelry store, which only added to the pain. I decided to walk around the residential district, and suddenly found myself in some region of afghanistan. I mean seriously, what a shithole. There was no vegetation whatsoever, and all the housing and cars were covered with a layer of orange dust. Nearly every car I saw had a for sale sign on it, but they were all shitty asian junkers. I probably could have bought one for the money I had in my pocket at the time. The only english I heard was "spare some money" and "buy my [generic cheap item]", both from people off the street. Luckily, I didn't have to stay there long, and a couple hours later, I returned to the boat and left that hellhole forever.

 

THE END.

Cayman Islands are total shit, dunno why you just didn't go to somewhere half decent, but be glad you didn't go to Butlins in any part of England.

lol, i dread going to butlins. Im from britain and it can suck, these friggin paki's seeking asylum in our country only to blow it up on a bus:nigga:

British people have fucked up teeth and always smell like baby diapers drenched in the sour milk of a pregnant teen with one leg.

Pakis and Polish cunts

 

And don't even start talkin' bout Butlins...I live in Bognor Regis

 

lol

MAKONG']British people have fucked up teeth and always smell like baby diapers drenched in the sour milk of a pregnant teen with one leg.

 

Sir I can tell you now that I don't have fucked up teeth nor do I smell of baby diapers drenched in the sour milk of a pregnant teen with one leg.

 

I smell like baby diapers drenched in the sour milk of a pregnant teen with no legs.

I hear that in the major cities in England and Ireland crime is uber high, truth?

MAKONG']British people have fucked up teeth and always smell like baby diapers drenched in the sour milk of a pregnant teen with one leg.

 

it's true I met some once and this is a perfect description.

I hear that in the major cities in England and Ireland crime is uber high, truth?

Very true.

British ppl talk to fucking fast. Last time I visited, I asked some dude for directions and he spitted out bullshit at 4-5 words per second.

Get used to it^

 

40 shall be on vent this weekend rifk =D

Get used to it^

 

40 shall be on vent this weekend rifk =D

RIFK

I hear that in the major cities in England and Ireland crime is uber high, truth?

 

 

yes but mostly in the ghettos

That is why they have dropped the "Great" and now refer to it as "Britain"

 

If you go anywhere in the caribbean you will find the same thing . The resorts are lush and luxurious . Then there is a little area designated for tourists to shop and eat but if you go out side the resorts and the tourist area you feel like you just entered a 3rd world country or Arkansas.

That is why they have dropped the "Great" and now refer to it as "Britain"

 

If you go anywhere in the caribbean you will find the same thing . The resorts are lush and luxurious . Then there is a little area designated for tourists to shop and eat but if you go out side the resorts and the tourist area you feel like you just entered a 3rd world country or Arkansas.

They mean Great = Big you niggerhead

They mean Great = Big you niggerhead

"GREAT"

Very large in size.

Large in quantity or number

Extensive in time or distance

Remarkable or outstanding in magnitude, degree, or extent

Of outstanding significance or importance

Superior in quality or character

Powerful; influential

 

 

Yo Shit-stain , FYI "Great" has more than one definition ......perhaps you need to occasionally crack open a dictionary

"GREAT"

Very large in size.

Large in quantity or number

Extensive in time or distance

Remarkable or outstanding in magnitude, degree, or extent

Of outstanding significance or importance

Superior in quality or character

Powerful; influential

 

 

Yo Shit-stain , FYI "Great" has more than one definition ......perhaps you need to occasionally crack open a dictionary

it means several things biggernigger, i meant that it did not only mean that cockface.

sideways']British ppl talk to fucking fast. Last time I visited' date=' I asked some dude for directions and he spitted out bullshit at 4-5 words per second.[/quote']

 

it looks like they talk fast because you're a dumbass

Cayman Islands are total shit, dunno why you just didn't go to somewhere half decent, but be glad you didn't go to Butlins in any part of England.

 

true words:o

I live in Britian, its a load of shit.. full of chavs and pakis

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thats why I play counter-strike <3

v0dka']Over spring break I went to the cayman islands (a part of great britain) and it confirmed what I had known all along - great britian sucks. To begin with' date=' there were people selling counterfeit oakleys on the street for a price one might expect for real oakleys. As I continued on down the street, I noticed that nearly every store was a jewelry store, which only added to the pain. I decided to walk around the residential district, and suddenly found myself in some region of afghanistan. I mean seriously, what a shithole. There was no vegetation whatsoever, and all the housing and cars were covered with a layer of orange dust. Nearly every car I saw had a for sale sign on it, but they were all shitty asian junkers. I probably could have bought one for the money I had in my pocket at the time. The only english I heard was "spare some money" and "buy my [generic cheap item']", both from people off the street. Luckily, I didn't have to stay there long, and a couple hours later, I returned to the boat and left that hellhole forever.

 

THE END.

 

UH OH, SOMEONE GOT BULLIED ON THEIR HOLIDAYS

OK, time to clear up some bullshit. v0dka, the name 'Great Britain' refers to the island. The full name of the country is The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Hence, you did not visit Great Britain, you visited an overseas territory of the UK.

 

The reason The Cayman Islands were a shithole is because they were struck by a huge hurricane two years ago.

 

And as for that comment about us dropping the 'Great in Great Britain', that is just bullshit. As I stated, the name 'Great Britain' refers to the island, the name 'Britain' is the name of the Roman province established nearly 2000 years ago and the origins of the word, 'Britannia', date back over 2000 years. The only people who say 'Britain' are people who neglect to mention the Great because they are uneducated or you misinterpreted someone say 'Briton' which is an adjective to describe a person who lives in Great Britain.

 

kthx

I WENT TO GREAT BRITAIN AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HORRIBLE HYGENE

calm down hoodenhen, it's just a forum. No need to get worked up just because your country sucks.

 

But Ill humor you and your childish, pedantic demands: Great Britain doesn't suck, The United Kingdom sucks.

Have you been to Bahamas? The brits left all of the bums in control.

 

Not as bad as what the French did in Haiti though.

v0dka']calm down hoodenhen, it's just a forum. No need to get worked up just because your country sucks.

 

But Ill humor you and your childish, pedantic demands: Great Britain doesn't suck, The United Kingdom sucks.

I don't think my country sucks, I like it. Oh, by the way, you spelt humour wrong.