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wow... what a thread.. I don't even know where to begin...

here we go:

 

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland > The United States of America.

 

The United States of America's first ever president was George Washington, an English lord from the town 'Washington'.

 

The United States of America got it's GAY system of pounds, miles, gallons and crap from England (thus making both the USA and UK homosexual countries)

 

The Netherlands (specifically Amsterdam) pwns the rest of the world.

 

 

I pitty all Americans even daring to talk badly about any other country.

Where do you fuktards get the fucking nerve? Your country is by far the most crappy retarded country out there.

 

 

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v0dka']Over spring break I went to the cayman islands (a part of great britain) and it confirmed what I had known all along - great britian sucks. To begin with' date=' there were people selling counterfeit oakleys on the street for a price one might expect for real oakleys. As I continued on down the street, I noticed that nearly every store was a jewelry store, which only added to the pain. I decided to walk around the residential district, and suddenly found myself in some region of afghanistan. I mean seriously, what a shithole. There was no vegetation whatsoever, and all the housing and cars were covered with a layer of orange dust. Nearly every car I saw had a for sale sign on it, but they were all shitty asian junkers. I probably could have bought one for the money I had in my pocket at the time. The only english I heard was "spare some money" and "buy my [generic cheap item']", both from people off the street. Luckily, I didn't have to stay there long, and a couple hours later, I returned to the boat and left that hellhole forever.

 

THE END.

 

 

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i say true .... :bj: .... theres no such thing as an american army the days of feather hats are gone but US army it shall be called ...

wow... what a thread.. I don't even know where to begin...

here we go:

 

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland > The United States of America.

 

The United States of America's first ever president was George Washington, an English lord from the town 'Washington'.

 

The United States of America got it's GAY system of pounds, miles, gallons and crap from England (thus making both the USA and UK homosexual countries)

 

The Netherlands (specifically Amsterdam) pwns the rest of the world.

 

 

I pitty all Americans even daring to talk badly about any other country.

Where do you fuktards get the fucking nerve? Your country is by far the most crappy retarded country out there.

 

 

END THREAD

 

k.

 

American football rages me - Its rugby with shitty helmets...

And soccer rages me - its football with a shittier name.

Baseball rages me - its rounders with funny caps...

Condensed Milk rages me - its too sweet... and American.

Indipendance day rages me - they say they won when it took 200 years for us to volentarily bugger off...

ok so the first time i post in this thread

maybe the last time

and all i got to say is

 

There's a party goin' on right here

A celebration to last throughout the years

So bring your good times, and your laughter too

We gonna celebrate your party with you

 

Come on now

 

Celebration

Let's all celebrate and have a good time

Celebration

We gonna celebrate and have a good time

 

It's time to come together

It's up to you, what's your pleasure

 

Everyone around the world

Come on!

 

k end now

England > Those other countries in the world

 

sorry you guys lost the revolutionary war but its time to get over it...

sorry you guys lost the revolutionary war but its time to get over it...

 

sad too they think they would've held off germany... too bad they forget the stranglehold germany had on england and the fact the english were running out of supplies.

 

once again lend lease :/

Lend Lease Act saved England and Russia.

 

The end.

 

Ill agree to that only if you agree that if England and Russia didnt put up such a great fight that the Nazis would have taken over the Western World.

Ill agree to that only if you agree that if England and Russia didnt put up such a great fight that the Nazis would have taken over the Western World.

 

rifk. think about it.

how about you go to London first

 

TROLL

How about you stop bumping threads first

 

TROLL

k.

 

American football rages me - Its rugby with shitty helmets...

And soccer rages me - its football with a shittier name.

Baseball rages me - its rounders with funny caps...

Condensed Milk rages me - its too sweet... and American.

Indipendance day rages me - they say they won when it took 200 years for us to volentarily bugger off...

 

 

that last thing you said made me rifk out loud..

 

it's true though.

American football rages me - Its rugby with shitty helmets...

And soccer rages me - its football with a shittier name.

Baseball rages me - its rounders with funny caps...

Condensed Milk rages me - its too sweet... and American.

Indipendance day rages me - they say they won when it took 200 years for us to volentarily bugger off...

 

HAHA so true.

the 1 thing i hate about England is the amount of fukin illegals and general fukin pakis!!!

 

but that wont be much of a problem when the BNP gets in power :) :naughtyd:

LOL! Actully... From what I know, we landed over 1 million troops and more on YOUR shores and helped to push back all of those nazis. Why do you even care that 'britains founded america' yeah, its true.. Are you just mad that rebels beat the leading world power around that time?

 

I'm not trying to cause any more thing bad here, I don't hate any country even though some Britains and French think that we are slobs.. We're the ones developing most things over here so plz.. We're all about even right? If you hate america keep it to yourself because everyones just gonna flame you even if its not in a flame section. This is too whoever posted that paragraph about Americans getting owned by you in anyways.

 

Again no offense to anyone.

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    LOL! Actully... From what I know, we landed over 1 million troops and more on YOUR shores and helped to push back all of those nazis. Why do you even care that 'britains founded america' yeah, its true.. Are you just mad that rebels beat the leading world power around that time?

     

    I'm not trying to cause any more thing bad here, I don't hate any country even though some Britains and French think that we are slobs.. We're the ones developing most things over here so plz.. We're all about even right? If you hate america keep it to yourself because everyones just gonna flame you even if its not in a flame section. This is too whoever posted that paragraph about Americans getting owned by you in anyways.

     

    Again no offense to anyone.

    shut the fuck up. i'm american, and I hate you, and what america's become.

    OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP

     

    GREAT BRITAIN SUCKS CUNT AND SO DOES AMERICA AND SO DOES THE ENTIRE EUROPEAN UNION K

     

    EVERY COUNTRY SUCKS CUNT SO JUST STOP

     

    IM RAGED K

    orly? join the club of unoriginality.

     

    and I know why jurugi pissed me off. He invalidated his entire arguement like a pussy. "no offense to anyone"

     

    Fuck this "anyone." If you're going to make a point, be firm in it and piss people off with it. Then defend it like it's a piece of ass you'd go after until it was dead. Pussy.

    Just visiting an uncle of mine for now... I can honestly say it hasn't changed much since the 70's. It's too bad London sucks so much. Small towns like Dorset however, I can appreciate. It's not overrun with those damned sand-monkies looking for jobs. If you like pirates and beer, go to Dorset.
    OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP

     

    GREAT BRITAIN SUCKS CUNT AND SO DOES AMERICA AND SO DOES THE ENTIRE EUROPEAN UNION K

     

    EVERY COUNTRY SUCKS CUNT SO JUST STOP

     

    IM RAGED K

     

    Lol a raged russian k...

    Starkweather']Just visiting an uncle of mine for now... I can honestly say it hasn't changed much since the 70's. It's too bad London sucks so much. Small towns like Dorset however' date=' I can appreciate. It's not overrun with those damned sand-monkies looking for jobs. If you like pirates and beer, go to Dorset.[/quote']

    Erm, Dorset isn't a town, it's a county that consists of towns such as Dorchester, Bournemouth and Poole. There are lots of places in the UK that aren't overrun with foreigners, you've just got to know where to go. For example, 98.6% of my town's population is white, I only know a few African/Asian people and on the whole they're alright as they were brought up amongst white people.

    orly? join the club of unoriginality.

     

    and I know why jurugi pissed me off. He invalidated his entire arguement like a pussy. "no offense to anyone"

     

    Fuck this "anyone." If you're going to make a point, be firm in it and piss people off with it. Then defend it like it's a piece of ass you'd go after until it was dead. Pussy.

    What the fuck are you talking aboot?

     

    +b

    lol i see megafighter not as a pussy but as an emo. Lets all dance. I went to britain once and this guy was trying to sell a hotdog to me getting in my way like: COME BUY HOTDOG AT TIS STAND!!!'

    I hate living in London.

     

     

    All people on busses are black/muslim. - ALL. When walking back from the gym (I work out :naughtyd: ) lol, I saw 3 single decker bus. I did not see ONE white person on any of those buses.

     

    Fucking sand-******s piss me off

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