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chozo_ninpo']ONLY IF YOU HAVE THE BEARINSTEIN BEARS.

Or Garfield...

Actually, only if you have Calvin and Hobbes books.

Lol, I've got all three.

 

The bearinstein bears books are when I was like 4. haha

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This bookclub is a place for all readers in the myg0t Team and Forum to discuss the books they've enjoyed since they were a child.

 

Hopefully when we have enough members we can do more than discuss random books. We can perhaps start reading the same book uniformly and maybe even meet each other at a convention! I am very excited about this so please bump my thread if it gets lost.

 

Members List:

SpunKy

[myg0t]ataraxia

deathdoor1

[myg0t]kigy

Tingle

[myg0t]KarmaPolice

 

u seriously cant be serious, by far the GAYEST thread and user name ever made

We have enough members now to begin reading! I will post the current book on the first post.

 

add me

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where's the link to the free downloadable version of the book?

Stealing literature that is meant to be paid for is wrong and unlawful. If you ever see a "nude book" (stripped of its cover) it has been stolen and the author has not received payment. If you are known to be a reader of stolen material the Literature Dept. of the FBI will come to your house and most likely shoot you in the head. They will then proceed to drag your bleeding pitiful body to the fiery depths of Ohio and eat you toenails off. After this you will be beaten hourly by a gang of 10 Scottish thugs who each have their own brewing hatred with society. If you still are alive, you will be blindfolded and taken to a small hot room where an official will shine a little flashlight in your eye while he continuously enquires as to why you performed several gruesome acts against society which you most likely haven't done. When you eventually pass out, you will be transported to a tent in the Sahara desert where you will find your wounds will be healed and any diseases you might have had during your life will be cured. You will be treated to a three-course meal daily consisting of eggs and toast for breakfast, tea, fruit, and nuts for lunch, and bread, wine, and a various meat for dinner. This treatment will continue for what seems like years but what is actually an unknown, short amount of time. One day Roger Ebert will come to your tent and tell you a joke. If you laugh you may have a chance at release. If you find it rather unfunny then you might as well prepare yourself for another round of beatings and cruel treatments. Eventually you will be taken by King Arthur himself to see several Broadway performances including the Lion King, Phantom of the Opera, Wicked, and Monty Python's Spamalot where you will sit front row and center. Later that night you will be lectured by Steven Hawking as to why stealing literature is wrong and will let you off with a warning if you say you're sorry and go to an R.E.M. (his favorite band) concert with him with Simon and Garfunkel opening. You will reject the offer, standing up for your belief that all forms of media should be downloadable for free on the Internet. You will run away to India where you will find yourself to be homosexual and Jewish--not there's anything wrong with that--and will live your life peacefully with your partner, Tom Cruise, in the Himalayan Mountains.

 

This only, of course, will happen if you are found to be reading stolen literature.

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Thank you all for the support you've given the Official myg0t bookclub so far. Don't forget this book will have a discussion in the myg0t team's IRC Channel on the 1st of April from 2-3 PM CST.

can i join george. i'm not goot at writing but i can read very well in many langiges.

waht book are yuo reading ? is there a date for the convention i fly in from afghaninstan.

i make signature two!

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can i join george. i'm not goot at writing but i can read very well in many langiges.

waht book are yuo reading ? is there a date for the convention i fly in from afghaninstan.

i make signature two!

Of course you may join!

All should know that membership only requires a post on this thread and will henceforth be permanent.

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Reading sucks. I read the anarchists cookbook thats the only good book :-D

 

But theres pleanty of good magazines out there

I disagree with you but I respect your opinion. :happysad:

It is important to realize the life and existence of women. Women surround us. Your girfriend is a woman. Your wife is a woman. Your mom is a woman. Your dad is a woman.

 

And you are a woman. Take your touchy feely bullshit else where you castrated retard.

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And you are a woman. Take your touchy feely bullshit else where you castrated retard.

:thinker: I think I am offended by the content of your post.

Let's read 1984!

 

:wow:

lol

 

 

I wonder if this guy is related to Krazier, he kinda has the same kind of posts and idiocy that he had, which made him so funny.

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