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s0 w3r3 d0 all 0f u g0tz ur b1rth m4rx????!!!??/

 

i am havening 1 one teh h3ad 0f mine pen0r

 

its about 1/5 inch l0ng and 1tz 0val sh4p3d.

 

K

you must have a birth mark on your brain to post something like this.

I have a birthmark on my ass ... to see it, i need to open my asshole like goatse man ... then my gf takes a pic

 

my girlfriend was first to discover my birthmark

  Ragemaster` said:
I have a birthmark on my ass ... to see it, i need to open my asshole like goatse man ... then my mom takes a pic

 

my mom was first to discover my birthmark

 

corrected

  d00r said:
you must have a birth mark on your brain to post something like this.

 

this made me lol.

 

i have a birthmark shaped like the united states on my right wrist. i just tried taking a pic with my digicam but it doesnt show up, HOPE THIS ANSWERS ALL OF YOU QUESTION.

I have a circle shaped thing in the middle of my chest.... when I was younger I used to think my parents did something to me..... I'm still not sure what the fuck it is though.
Well come to think of it, I have a very small freckle on my penis, I am sure I did not get it from being out in the sun too long. Maybe it is a birth mark? Although I have seen birth marks, and they look nothing like what I have.
I've got one on my left thigh near my dong and I've got another one the left of my dong. Oh yea and another one shaped like pamela's tits on my chest.
  -TSF-Cpl.Richard said:
I've got one on my left thigh near my dong and I've got another one the left of my dong. Oh yea and another one shaped like pamela's tits on my chest.

 

my bithmark roundhouse kicks yours

if your going to use 1337 speak please use it correctly in your thread title, and not a halfwitted attempt k thx babes ( im not gay ).
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MAKONG']I have a birthmark on my right calf. It's a red dot. I am the anti-christ.

 

 

that was about as funny as a floppy penis

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