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OMG BUMP:D

 

LOL, this thread is fucking hilarious...

 

<noob>I CAN CODE HTML OMGZ AMAZONG</noob>

 

 

Who the fuck cares when they learn HTML, it's fucking piss easy.. Once you know the commands, all you have to do is change the values..

 

Try this code for size junior!

 

 

<html>
<Center>
<title>
STFU
</title>
<body>
<font size="50" color="red">
NO ONE CARES
</font>
</body>
</html>

cha0sj3ssy']HAI GUYZ AI JUIST LEARND L33T SP33K HTMLZ LOLZ

LAIK IM GOINA TAIK OVAR T3H INTARWEBS NAOW

 

ffs leave some internetz to us and dont touch google k?

 

http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/3130/1337hax0r5xz.jpg

<suckup>

i <3 u jezzy

</suckup>

 

OMG LEET HTML

cha0sj3ssy']HAI GUYZ AI JUIST LEARND L33T SP33K HTMLZ LOLZ

LAIK IM GOINA TAIK OVAR T3H INTARWEBS NAOW

 

ffs leave some internetz to us and dont touch google k?

 

http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/3130/1337hax0r5xz.jpg

 

Yes, HTML is the r0xorz!!11

 

Good HTML, Lern php now.

 

<html>
<head>
<meta name="dick" content="SUCK MY COCK">

<style type="text/css">
/*----------Text Styles----------*/
.ws6 {font-size: 8px;}
.ws7 {font-size: 9.3px;}
.ws8 {font-size: 11px;}
.ws9 {font-size: 12px;}
.ws10 {font-size: 13px;}
.ws11 {font-size: 15px;}
.ws12 {font-size: 16px;}
.ws14 {font-size: 19px;}
.ws16 {font-size: 21px;}
.ws18 {font-size: 24px;}
.ws20 {font-size: 27px;}
.ws22 {font-size: 29px;}
.ws24 {font-size: 32px;}
.ws26 {font-size: 35px;}
.ws28 {font-size: 37px;}
.ws36 {font-size: 48px;}
.ws48 {font-size: 64px;}
.ws72 {font-size: 96px;}
.wpmd {font-size: 13px;font-family: 'Arial';font-style: normal;font-weight: normal;}
/*----------Para Styles----------*/
DIV,UL,OL /* Left */
{
margin-top: 0px;
margin-bottom: 0px;
}
</style>

</head>


<body>

<div id="text1" style="position:absolute; overflow:hidden; left:230px; top:6px; width:487px; height:93px; z-index:0">
<div class="wpmd">
<div><font class="ws28">Enter your age to see my dick</font></div>

</div></div>

<select name="12" style="position:absolute;left:383px;top:82px;width:200px;z-index:1">
<option value="">12</option>
<option value="">13</option>
<option value="">14</option>
<option value="">15</option>
<option value="">16</option>
<option value="">17</option>
<option value="">18</option>

</select>

<input name="formbutton1" type="submit" style="position:absolute;left:426px;top:327px;z-index:2">
<textarea name="textarea1" style="position:absolute;width:200px;height:125px;left:384px;top:164px;z-index:3"></textarea>
<div id="text2" style="position:absolute; overflow:hidden; left:384px; top:113px; width:199px; height:45px; z-index:4">
<div class="wpmd">
<div>Why do you want to see my dick?</div>
</div></div>


</body>
</html>

 

:gaykeke:

<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"><title>Google</title><style><!--
body,td,a,p,.h{font-family:arial,sans-serif;}
.h{font-size: 20px;}
.q{color:#0000cc;}
//-->
</style>
<script>
<!--
function sf(){document.f.q.focus();}
function rwt(el,ct,cd,sg){el.href="/url?sa=t&ct="+escape(ct)+"&cd="+escape(cd)+"&url="+escape(el.href).replace(/\+/g,"%2B")+"&ei=JzA3RPaVKajAOb342eoI"+sg;el.onmousedown="";return true;}
// -->
</script>
</head><body bgcolor=#ffffff text=#000000 link=#0000cc vlink=#551a8b alink=#ff0000 onLoad=sf() topmargin=3 marginheight=3><center><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 width=100%><tr><td align=right nowrap><font size=-1><a href="/url?sa=p&pref=ig&pval=2&q=http://www.google.com.au/ig%3Fhl%3Den" onmousedown="return rwt(this,'pro','hppphnu:def','')">Personalized Home</a> | <a href="https://www.google.com/accounts/Login?continue=http://www.google.com.au/&hl=en">Sign in</a></font></td></tr><tr height=4><td><img alt="" width=1 height=1></td></tr></table><img src="/intl/en_au/images/logo.gif" width=276 height=110 alt="Google"><br><br>
<form action=/search name=f><script><!--
function qs(el) {if (window.RegExp && window.encodeURIComponent) {var ue=el.href;var qe=encodeURIComponent(document.f.q.value);if(ue.indexOf("q=")!=-1){el.href=ue.replace(new RegExp("q=[^&$]*"),"q="+qe);}else{el.href=ue+"&q="+qe;}}return 1;}
// -->
</script><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4><tr><td nowrap><font size=-1><b>Web</b>    <a id=1a class=q href="/imghp?hl=en&tab=wi" onClick="return qs(this);">Images</a>    <a id=2a class=q href="http://groups.google.com.au/grphp?hl=en&tab=wg" onClick="return qs(this);">Groups</a>    <a id=4a class=q href="http://news.google.com.au/nwshp?hl=en&tab=wn" onClick="return qs(this);">News</a>    <b><a href="/intl/en/options/" class=q>more »</a></b></font></td></tr></table><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td width=25%> </td><td align=center><input type=hidden name=hl value=en><input maxlength=2048 size=55 name=q value="" title="Google Search"><br><input type=submit value="Google Search" name=btnG><input type=submit value="I'm Feeling Lucky" name=btnI></td><td valign=top nowrap width=25%><font size=-2>  <a href=/advanced_search?hl=en>Advanced Search</a><br>  <a href=/preferences?hl=en>Preferences</a><br>  <a href=/language_tools?hl=en>Language Tools</a></font></td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=center><font size=-1>Search: <input id=all type=radio name=meta value="" checked><label for=all> the web</label><input id=cty type=radio name=meta value="cr=countryAU" ><label for=cty>pages from Australia</label></font></td></tr></table></form><br><font size=-1><font color=#ff0000>Free!</font> Download the essentials to make your PC just work: <a href=http://pack.google.com/?utm_source=HPP&utm_campaign=hpp-pack-en-v1-1 onmousedown="return rwt(this,'pro','hppwebwinxp:en_extra','')">Google Pack</a></font><br><br><br><font size=-1><a href="/ads/">Advertising Programmes</a> - <a href=/about.html>About Google</a> - <a href=http://www.google.com/ncr>Go to Google.com</a></font><p><font size=-2>©2006 Google</font></p></center></body></html>

 

 

I MADED OGOOGEL OKE?

<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"><title>Google</title><style><!--
body,td,a,p,.h{font-family:arial,sans-serif;}
.h{font-size: 20px;}
.q{color:#0000cc;}
//-->
</style>
<script>
<!--
function sf(){document.f.q.focus();}
function rwt(el,ct,cd,sg){el.href="/url?sa=t&ct="+escape(ct)+"&cd="+escape(cd)+"&url="+escape(el.href).replace(/\+/g,"%2B")+"&ei=JzA3RPaVKajAOb342eoI"+sg;el.onmousedown="";return true;}
// -->
</script>
</head><body bgcolor=#ffffff text=#000000 link=#0000cc vlink=#551a8b alink=#ff0000 onLoad=sf() topmargin=3 marginheight=3><center><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 width=100%><tr><td align=right nowrap><font size=-1><a href="/url?sa=p&pref=ig&pval=2&q=http://www.google.com.au/ig%3Fhl%3Den" onmousedown="return rwt(this,'pro','hppphnu:def','')">Personalized Home</a> | <a href="https://www.google.com/accounts/Login?continue=http://www.google.com.au/&hl=en">Sign in</a></font></td></tr><tr height=4><td><img alt="" width=1 height=1></td></tr></table><img src="/intl/en_au/images/logo.gif" width=276 height=110 alt="Google"><br><br>
<form action=/search name=f><script><!--
function qs(el) {if (window.RegExp && window.encodeURIComponent) {var ue=el.href;var qe=encodeURIComponent(document.f.q.value);if(ue.indexOf("q=")!=-1){el.href=ue.replace(new RegExp("q=[^&$]*"),"q="+qe);}else{el.href=ue+"&q="+qe;}}return 1;}
// -->
</script><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4><tr><td nowrap><font size=-1><b>Web</b>    <a id=1a class=q href="/imghp?hl=en&tab=wi" onClick="return qs(this);">Images</a>    <a id=2a class=q href="http://groups.google.com.au/grphp?hl=en&tab=wg" onClick="return qs(this);">Groups</a>    <a id=4a class=q href="http://news.google.com.au/nwshp?hl=en&tab=wn" onClick="return qs(this);">News</a>    <b><a href="/intl/en/options/" class=q>more »</a></b></font></td></tr></table><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td width=25%> </td><td align=center><input type=hidden name=hl value=en><input maxlength=2048 size=55 name=q value="" title="Google Search"><br><input type=submit value="Google Search" name=btnG><input type=submit value="I'm Feeling Lucky" name=btnI></td><td valign=top nowrap width=25%><font size=-2>  <a href=/advanced_search?hl=en>Advanced Search</a><br>  <a href=/preferences?hl=en>Preferences</a><br>  <a href=/language_tools?hl=en>Language Tools</a></font></td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=center><font size=-1>Search: <input id=all type=radio name=meta value="" checked><label for=all> the web</label><input id=cty type=radio name=meta value="cr=countryAU" ><label for=cty>pages from Australia</label></font></td></tr></table></form><br><font size=-1><font color=#ff0000>Free!</font> Download the essentials to make your PC just work: <a href=http://pack.google.com/?utm_source=HPP&utm_campaign=hpp-pack-en-v1-1 onmousedown="return rwt(this,'pro','hppwebwinxp:en_extra','')">Google Pack</a></font><br><br><br><font size=-1><a href="/ads/">Advertising Programmes</a> - <a href=/about.html>About Google</a> - <a href=http://www.google.com/ncr>Go to Google.com</a></font><p><font size=-2>©2006 Google</font></p></center></body></html>

 

 

I MADED OGOOGEL OKE?

 

 

It's very good, I might host it and try to make money off of it.

  • 4 weeks later...

im gonna guess u were all born knowing html

 

he learned it good for him its not that hard but who really needs to be a dick about that

haha just go on myspaz dot com and your html is done.
  • Author
haha just go on myspaz dot com and your html is done.

 

 

 

Fuck You :) ...........................

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