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is this guy serious or what ?

Teletubby
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Hayyy its me Matt ummm thiyis iyis a different kind of video blog todayy...

 

He needs a life...

he is all three

 

emokid - emogirl and staley22uk

I see the light.

He is a tranny.

I was sitting in my local Japanese cheapo restaurant, sinking $3 beers and perving on hot European students leaving the nearby language school, when a bunch of six emos gathered outside.

I explained emo culture to my friend then we carried on perving and drinking as a couple of our mates made their way into town.

 

By the time our mates arrived, we'd had about 5 beers each on an empty stomach (not that lite shite, real beer- Asahi! Samurai Warrior beer!). It was hitting us hard, being before dinner, and we were getting smashed fast. We ordered dinner and ate it while we made fun of the emos outside (who had grown to about 20 by now, plus 6 in the restaurant) and perved on the hot Japanese waitress with the massive jugs.

 

I went out for a cig after dinner, and the group had grown to about 30 or more. I went over, being a bit pissed, and blurted to the nearest group:

 

"Hey! I godda kwezjen for ya"

 

One of them turned and replied: "Heeey! Sure! What do you want to knooow?"

Me: "What do you guys call yourselves? We call you emos, my mates think you're goths, what do you call yourself?"

Emo: "Yeah! We call ourselves emo too! Because we're so emotional! And we try to follow our hearts and feelings!"

Me: "So why do so many of you wear chicks clothes?"

Emo: "We wear what we like! I wear guys clothes because that's what I'm comfortable with, but what you wear shouldn't represent who you are in society, you know what I mean?"

Me: "Yeah, but you all dressed up so much, which is a bit hypocritical isn't it?"

Emo: "Um, yeah but, well I guess you've got a good point! haha!"

 

Just then I spotted one dressed like something out of http://www.boobs247.com

 

I pointed and said: "Fucking hell! Is that a guy or a chick??"

 

The emo group bust out laughing, but the brave little bastard came over with a big smile and replied: "Well I'm a guy, but I'm trying to find my soul, so I dress like this to see if it's in tune with my true personality!" (hands flapping around like a gay hairdresser).

 

Emo#1: "So do you feel strange talking to a guy dressed as a lady?"

The smirk on his face told me he thought he was being a smartass.

Fuck you Jack- this is my show.

 

Me: "Well I'm already pissed, give me another drink or two and I'll probably take her home and fuck her brains out."

 

Little emo ladyboy quickly dissapeared into the crowd. Emo crowd erupts into laughter. I win.

Me to Emo#1: "Nah, I'm jusht fucking with him! I need another beer. See you later."

Emo#1: "Ok! Come back out and talk to us later!"

Me: "Not likely fudgepacker! See ya later masturbater"

 

 

I went back in and relayed the proceedings to my group. they were laughing their asses off, and had apparently been watching the whole thing thinking "Oh fuck, what shit is he stirring up now?".

 

It was a good night. Have to do it again sometime.

we do youtube because of in thier world we live in thiere isnt that many people like us, REHH just stop being MEAN CYA LATER

 

RFIK TOPIC OF THE YAER AWARD.

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holy mother of god. i woke this afternoon and remembered my good friend emokid so i desicded to see if any new videos were posted and there are 3 new ones but holy shit nothing beats this one. the ***got is moving out and cries over the cam. this truly made my day.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoW_--SFMME

Ohh meee geee, roflamo and so on.

 

OMG Liek i saw a bird that was dead n had an apifany

 

Oh wow, this is gonna be fun watching these videos.

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