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Jack Bauer Vs Chuck Norris

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Who would kick whose ass? 113 members have voted

  1. 1. Who would kick whose ass?

    • Chuck Norris - Roundhouse to the facen
      63
    • Jack Bauer - Sneak up and stab in the neck
      50

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i would root for chuck norris although i do not think very highly of either of their acting abilities
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sideways']eh jack bauer

more info..

later

 

 

lol, chuck is the old goody toe shoes badazz american hero, while jack bauer is like the badazz of all the badazz american heroes, chuck is like oh noes dont torture , jack is like "fck it, f u dont tell me what i want..ill rip ur balls off n feed it to u" hahahaha jack rulez.!!

Jack Bauer once lost his keys when getting ready for work. He spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the information.

Tie breaker goes to Jack Bauer via me. =D

 

Btw...

lol, chuck is the old goody toe shoes badazz american hero, while jack bauer is like the badazz of all the badazz american heroes, chuck is like oh noes dont torture , jack is like "fck it, f u dont tell me what i want..ill rip ur balls off n feed it to u" hahahaha jack rulez.!!

 

You're an idiot.

jack bauer out of the two , but wheres mcgyver...?

 

http://lukehackney.com/img/mcguyver.gif

 

mcgyver ftw

meh look at the pictures on the site k?

 

jack is the wuss, he wears kevlar and uses a little wuss gun..

 

while chuck has on his lumberjack sleeveless shirt and a big gun.. i root for chuck..

The pictures conclude....

They are EQUAL...

 

Chuck has no vest, but a big gun.

Badass for no vest but pussies use big guns.

 

Jack has the balls to use a shit glock and wear a vest

Brave and a pussy for the vest.

 

: )

The pictures conclude....

They are EQUAL...

 

Chuck has no vest, but a big gun.

Badass for no vest but pussies use big guns.

 

Jack has the balls to use a shit glock and wear a vest

Brave and a pussy for the vest.

 

: )

 

 

you are a stupid cunt, and by "big gun" you mean big cock dont u

rifk audistarr.. in real life the glock isnt shit.. you have played too much cs sir :> lolz.. go learn your guns plz :>:>:> but you make a point there with the big gun no vest, little gun and vest.. but i still choose chuck, he can kick his way out of anything, that is at least one thing Jack cant do :>

i hav good hacking skills and i think i will b a good assest 2 the Mygot team

 

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lol, chuck is the old goody toe shoes badazz american hero, while jack bauer is like the badazz of all the badazz american heroes, chuck is like oh noes dont torture , jack is like "fck it, f u dont tell me what i want..ill rip ur balls off n feed it to u" hahahaha jack rulez.!!

 

What he said. Although Jack does seem "cooler" and seems to ALWAYS have his trusty sidearm with him, even in the most unrealistic of situations, I'd definately take the roundhouse kick to the face over a 9mm pistol.

 

Chuck Norris it is.

Jack Bauer? Who? The guy from the tv series? He has no fucking chance, that serie sucks so much.

I bet people who like 24 watch Lost and other shitty series too.

Voted Jack Bauer, because the constant Chuck Norris shit across the internet fucks me off, and as soon as people forget this lame trend we can forget about burnt out celebrities and move on to something else
Voted Jack Bauer, because the constant Chuck Norris shit across the internet fucks me off, and as soon as people forget this lame trend we can forget about burnt out celebrities and move on to something else

 

Same reason I voted for Jack Bauer. Screw Norris.

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