April 28, 200619 yr Ban Evasion, Door blocking on purpose (go to doorway, say brb taking a shit), saying your little brother is going to play and start acting stupid, tking teammates, flashing them, throwing smokes infront of awpers, walling your teammates and saying your sorry, blocking them, getting them killed, taking the gun they were going to pick up and then killing them with it, cheating, spamming, using racism, anti slowhacks, requesting backup only and then killing them when they get there and either one say nothing or say sorry or you can say I thought you were an enemy, and do it repeatedly, extending round by planting c4 at the last second, going to ct spawn and dropping bomb so they can't plant, etc. just use your head.
April 28, 200619 yr r4iney']Kisik, here is a method you could try. Not trying too hard is the key. Many people will be a lot less raged/or they simply ignore you - if they know you are doing it on purpose. So I tend to fuck up a game gradually by simply playing ignorant and stupid in the beginning. I apologize for mistakes and people will usually respond with something like "No problem" and so on. Once you keep doing it and apologizing, people will eventually catch on and explode in rage since they realize they have been idiots for believing in you and putting up with it. Combine it with teamkilling, doorblocking and so on. Hell yea. I like having my mic turned up and play CS on the speakers. Rages the fuck out of people. "TURN IT OFF" I can't my sound card is messed up! "OMFG!!!"
April 28, 200619 yr I DUNNO I USUALLY TALK IN ALL CAPS WHEREVER I GO ON CSS/WC3/AND JEDI ACADEMY AND PEOPLE GET HELLA PISSED AND ALSO SAYING LOL OVER AND OVER WILL PISS SOMEONE OFF, LIKE IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU A QUESTION YOU JUST SAY LOL, AND THROW MOM JOKES AT THEM TO TO SHOW HOW IMMATURE YOU REALLY ARE, THAT REALLY RAGES PEOPLE. rifk. kikens that works, but intead of LOL, just throw in some racist remarks.
April 28, 200619 yr Stfu troll. I made that up at the time. Mabye you copy but im original and if im not I credit those who made it. Youre not myg0t, so how can you create original myg0t stuff? Tool. Feb 05 > Sep 05 BUT Bio > You Lol :D
April 28, 200619 yr Author I bet your dad gets raged when your dick cant tickle his ass anymore nice troll post. Seriously, if you have nothing to contribute please leave.
April 28, 200619 yr The best way to rage a person in any game, in real life and almost anything your doing is doing gay raging. If you act gay to a person, or say some dity stuff. Most of the people will get raged than.. Like saying stuff like that--- Guy to another guy(most people on games = guys) Exp. "Hey sexy, want to hook up?" "I want your hot body." "I want to feel you inside of me." "Can I blow you off?" Stuff like this and going on with it might and probly piss people off. racism is another great tool.. Calling a guy a "You Nig.ger, ***g.ot, jew, sand nig.ger" And many more... You can link these together and make so combos "Can I fuck you in the ass nig.ger?" If you tend to rasie your voice (typing) to poeple and get mad at them, your raging is turning bad, most have fun with it. Raging going bad Exp. "STFU you fucking nig.ger" did you have to put the "STFU" to get your put across to them? Getting around when people piss you off ^^ Lets say you are using racism to rage today and this happens Exp- "Hey jew bag, get your jewish ass over here." They come back and say " I was coming in your mom" You can come back with "gay" talk I'll come in you ^^" They will be like "WTF, you ***g.ot ass bitch" You- "Come on, you know you want me" Them- "Your such a fa.g, get the fuck away from me!!" "***g.0t ass bitch" This makes you ending up with you winning the war as paying as a racist/gay :D There are many ways to rage people but the "gay rage" Is teh pWn4g3
April 28, 200619 yr I love committing petty things to push people's buttons, I guess it makes me feel alive. Here's a list of things I do to piss people off: Go retail stores like Walmart rearrange items and prices. Piss on seats of convertibles. (Don't get caught) Key Cars (especially SUVs) Put gums and boogers under library desks. (Make sure someone sees you do it, then smile at them) Answer teacher's questions with questions. Piss on toilet seats. Take shit and not flush. Draw penises on library books. Send love mails to teachers under other student's names. Send love notes to students under other student's names. (You can have a lot of fun with this one) Honk at pedestrians as they're crossing the road. (It's fucking hilarious when your car has loud horns and seeing them jump is just priceless) Go to fast food places like McDonalds, make a mess like a little kid. While eating your meal, put ketchup on the table and leave when you're finished. And my all time favorite. When driving, come to a left turn lane where there's a green arrow. Start turning left when the green arrow appears, stop just in the middle of the intersection and pretend you're looking for oncoming traffic from the opposite side, of course the oncoming traffic is giving you right of way because it's your green light. Stop until the green arrow turns orange, then go. The vehicles behind you will honk to their hearts content but they can't do shit. You won't get a ticket out of it because this case is so common, even if an cop does catch you, you can easily act stupid and argue your way out of it. You will develope nerves of steel about several of these stunts. This is all I can think of, the bottom line is, creativity is the key. If you don't have the nerves to commit rage in real time, you can do things that will instill rage to others in future times.
April 29, 200619 yr Raging IRL is infinitely more fun that internet rage. My favourite RL rage ever has to be when me and my mates bricked the windows of the Jehova's Witness church and watched them replace it over and over again, eventually they used this ultra strong glass and we bricked that (with a lot of work of course) and now they've just boarded it up. We used to do this when we'd goto town and get pissed up then walk home, the trek usually lasted about an hour so there was lots of fun to be had. Damaging cars was my next favourite thing. Kicking wing mirrors off and keying them are the best things you can do. It's funny as hell to watch someone find the state of their car the next morning and get raged. If there are traffic cones around and there's enough to use, block off main roads completely and watch taxi drivers get raged as they can't get through. In fact, anything that stops a taxi driver driving as fast as possible will get him pised off, I used to find I'd be creative and leave grids covers in the middle of the road and other such stuff. Also don't forget that traffic cones can be used to cause damage, one time I put a car window through with one. Make sure you're wasted when you do this so it's even funnier. Driving rages can be fun, I don't drive but some of my mates do, for example, if there's no oncoming traffic, driving on the wrong side of the road and taking people over on small roads gets them pissed off. Shouting stuff at people is funny too. Anything that would be considered offensive, calling someone black, calling them about their weight, etc. Also, some comments I like are shouting pretty random stuff like 'you hate your job' at people or if there are small children around shouting 'your dad rapes you' is a good one. A few hours ago I was cruising with some mates and we went past some fast food place that some gay chink works in so we were all looking in to laugh at him so some guy looks out at us all like 'WTF are they looking at' so we circled the block and looked in again, repeat about 6 times and we got some raged guy coming out of the shop about to threaten us, so then we just drove off.
April 29, 200619 yr http://www.ups.com/ ------------------------------------- +one million e-reputation for that ultimate quote.. <3 <3
April 29, 200619 yr so many good rage tips here im gonna bookmark this thread +10000000 rep for all good ones <3
April 29, 200619 yr Author so many good rage tips here im gonna bookmark this thread +10000000 rep for all good ones <3 and +1 rep for me for starting :gaykeke:
April 29, 200619 yr My favorite thing to rage with in BF2 is saying over and over in big orange text: "IS DIS COUNTAR STRIEK SUORCE????????" Over and over. Hacking accusations help too.
April 29, 200619 yr Author I think you should go back to greasing up your anal hair +b flame war. gtfo troll
April 29, 200619 yr please dont go into a server with the myg0t tag alone (by youself) because people will just laugh at you and say "hahaha look at the nooby hacker loser trying to hurt our feelings"
April 29, 200619 yr The best way to rage a person in any game, in real life and almost anything your doing is doing gay raging. If you act gay to a person, or say some dity stuff. Most of the people will get raged than.. Like saying stuff like that--- Guy to another guy(most people on games = guys) Exp. "Hey sexy, want to hook up?" "I want your hot body." "I want to feel you inside of me." "Can I blow you off?" Stuff like this and going on with it might and probly piss people off. ... I used to joke like that before i knew what raging was... lol..........:gaykeke:
April 29, 200619 yr You fucking asshole, how dare you quote me. I'm going to fucking kill you :naughtyd: I dont know why but I LOL'ed at this. And I hate the guy, so seems even stranger. but nevertheless i LOL'ed +1 rep
April 29, 200619 yr I love committing petty things to push people's buttons, I guess it makes me feel alive. Here's a list of things I do to piss people off: Go retail stores like Walmart rearrange items and prices. Piss on seats of convertibles. (Don't get caught) Key Cars (especially SUVs) Put gums and boogers under library desks. (Make sure someone sees you do it, then smile at them) Answer teacher's questions with questions. Piss on toilet seats. Take shit and not flush. Draw penises on library books. Send love mails to teachers under other student's names. Send love notes to students under other student's names. (You can have a lot of fun with this one) Honk at pedestrians as they're crossing the road. (It's fucking hilarious when your car has loud horns and seeing them jump is just priceless) Go to fast food places like McDonalds, make a mess like a little kid. While eating your meal, put ketchup on the table and leave when you're finished. And my all time favorite. When driving, come to a left turn lane where there's a green arrow. Start turning left when the green arrow appears, stop just in the middle of the intersection and pretend you're looking for oncoming traffic from the opposite side, of course the oncoming traffic is giving you right of way because it's your green light. Stop until the green arrow turns orange, then go. The vehicles behind you will honk to their hearts content but they can't do shit. You won't get a ticket out of it because this case is so common, even if an cop does catch you, you can easily act stupid and argue your way out of it. You will develope nerves of steel about several of these stunts. This is all I can think of, the bottom line is, creativity is the key. If you don't have the nerves to commit rage in real time, you can do things that will instill rage to others in future times. omfg k There was a big white suv, and on the back someone painted "I AM GAY" in 1ft high letters, black paint too... We sat outside of mcdonalds (high) on 420, my friend was yelling racist things and made a huge pile of trash, laughed at a group of bikers that went by.... we got 5 tables of people to leave, and some chick ran in to get the manager when we were leaving... she started screaming at us when we were walking away too... she was teh raged:gaykeke: Atheist, but my dad made me go to church for easter, and I saw some kid from one of my classes there, so the next monday I started telling him shit like I whacked off in church once, and started making fun of his religion... he hates me now :madkeke: I spent the last 2-3 years going around with friends and being general assholes... it was the best years of my life.
