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Fuck you ***gots, Australia is better than America.

Don't try and say "LOL YEH AMERICA WILL KILL YOU WITH ITS ARMY". The fuck they will. Good luck getting through the terrain.

Let me guess, you'll invade through Darwin and move down?

OH SHI-

Big fucking desert in the way you ***gots. Good luck getting through it. The kangaroos alone will kill you.

 

But wait, you'll just bomb us with nukes?

OH SHI-

Population too wide-spread to do any damage. Oh wait, you'll bomb Sydney? Good luck ***gots, kill off all the asians and fucking lebs there. Yeah, we'll really hate you for that.

 

But wait, you'll invade through somehow and still kill us all?

OH SHI-

Good luck ***gots, Australians are fucking bred from convicts and we fucking stop bullets with our testicles and will break all your fucking American necks with our firebreath.

 

GTFO my internets you American scum.

I agree, they could not possibly invade us. And if they tried ANY of that shit, about the other 500 countries that hate america would fucking own it. All the countries that have nukes would just let loose and George bush would be hiding in marthas anus.

You sir, have made me proud to be Australian. That was the best thing I have read on here, well done.

 

Aussie Pride 2006.

someone doesn't know the power of a-bombs

 

"Good luck getting through the terrain.

Let me guess, you'll invade through Darwin and move down?"

 

YES GUD LUCK LASER GUIDED MISSILES!!!11

Fuck you ***gots, Australia is better than America.

Don't try and say "LOL YEH AMERICA WILL KILL YOU WITH ITS ARMY". The fuck they will. Good luck getting through the terrain.

Let me guess, you'll invade through Darwin and move down?

OH SHI-

Big fucking desert in the way you ***gots. Good luck getting through it. The kangaroos alone will kill you.

 

But wait, you'll just bomb us with nukes?

OH SHI-

Population too wide-spread to do any damage. Oh wait, you'll bomb Sydney? Good luck ***gots, kill off all the asians and fucking lebs there. Yeah, we'll really hate you for that.

 

But wait, you'll invade through somehow and still kill us all?

OH SHI-

Good luck ***gots, Australians are fucking bred from convicts and we fucking stop bullets with our testicles and will break all your fucking American necks with our firebreath.

 

GTFO my internets you American scum.

White people are so fucking pathetic...this is why you will never defeat Islam, stupidity. You will be my slave someday Australian. Allahu Akbar!! Death to America.

 

You must have a bad trip to Burger King today. :gaykeke:

Fuck you ***gots, Australia is better than America.

Don't try and say "LOL YEH AMERICA WILL KILL YOU WITH ITS ARMY". The fuck they will. Good luck getting through the terrain.

Let me guess, you'll invade through Darwin and move down?

OH SHI-

Big fucking desert in the way you ***gots. Good luck getting through it. The kangaroos alone will kill you.

 

But wait, you'll just bomb us with nukes?

OH SHI-

Population too wide-spread to do any damage. Oh wait, you'll bomb Sydney? Good luck ***gots, kill off all the asians and fucking lebs there. Yeah, we'll really hate you for that.

 

But wait, you'll invade through somehow and still kill us all?

OH SHI-

Good luck ***gots, Australians are fucking bred from convicts and we fucking stop bullets with our testicles and will break all your fucking American necks with our firebreath.

 

GTFO my internets you American scum.

White people are so fucking pathetic, his is why you will never defeat Islam... stupidity. You will be my slave someday Australian. Allahu Akbar!! Death to America.

 

You must have a bad trip to Burger King today. :gaykeke:

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Fuck you ***gots, Australia is better than America.

Don't try and say "LOL YEH AMERICA WILL KILL YOU WITH ITS ARMY". The fuck they will. Good luck getting through the terrain.

Let me guess, you'll invade through Darwin and move down?

OH SHI-

Big fucking desert in the way you ***gots. Good luck getting through it. The kangaroos alone will kill you.

 

But wait, you'll just bomb us with nukes?

OH SHI-

Population too wide-spread to do any damage. Oh wait, you'll bomb Sydney? Good luck ***gots, kill off all the asians and fucking lebs there. Yeah, we'll really hate you for that.

 

But wait, you'll invade through somehow and still kill us all?

OH SHI-

Good luck ***gots, Australians are fucking bred from convicts and we fucking stop bullets with our testicles and will break all your fucking American necks with our firebreath.

 

GTFO my internets you American scum.

But wait, you'll invade through the internets with stupid patriotism and poor language skills?

OH SHI-

Good luck ***gots, ******s are fucking bred from convicts and we fucking stop bullets with our faces and will lose all our teeth because we're crackheads.

 

 

 

I can only assume you are one of the aformentioned ******s because only ******s use stuff like "OH SHI-"

 

P,S. Kangaroos ain't got shit against M16's, a-bombs spread their destruction everywhere for long periods of time, and deserts... Well, just look at the mess we've made in Iraq... So you got us there.

Scotland clearly beats all nations with its m3nly meats, one sheep boiled in its own stomach is enough to make you ten times the m3n you were.

omfg...

 

don't embarrass us you dumb Redfern petrol sniffing Aboriginal.

Go back to Tennant Creek and eat some more bugs before you beat and rape your daughter you inbred abo fuck.

 

The original poster does not represent true Australians. Please forgive him for being a fucking retard.

Quick lesson on Nukewarefare:

 

1. 3 Nukes to level a nation mabye even less. This is mostly due to toxin rads flying through the air.

 

2. 500 nations egh? Name them. Wait even better name the ones who have a say in the UN. NOT A MEMBER. They have to have powers like the U.S.

 

3. Aussi land almost got their asses whooped by japan but long and behold who saved their aussi asses? Good ol' Uncle Sam.

 

So the next time you want to spit shit from the asshole you call a mouth, try getting your facts together as this thread is an example : it makes you look like an asshole.

lol you think america's army can't handle a desert?

what the fuck do you think they've been fighting in for the past 5 years?

I got a couple of 200 megaton hydrogen bombs enough to make austrailia into a nuclear winter wonder land.

DESERT STORM AND WAR IN IRAQ AMIRITE?

 

lol never seen so much stupidity in one post, gg thread maker +1 for effort :gaykeke:

You forgot the point that no one give half a shit about Austrailia.

 

 

 

 

Last time Austrailia was in the global news... Let's see....

 

 

 

You know, I can't seem to remember anything since that shitty movie about the teenagers or maybe crocodile dundee.

 

Steve Irwin?

 

 

 

Guess no one cares.:thinker:

what am i supposed to be offended?

 

what am i supposed to elaborate why my country is better?

 

countrys aside, you sir are douchebag.

I wouldnt say that Australia pwns America, but it certainly sucks less.
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