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What a frickin virgin.

Before 0ne starts ripping tendons and ligaments with his typical knee-jerk reaction to my letters, he should realize that writing instructors seeking to introduce the concept of "obstructionism" into their curricula could hardly do better than to use his agendas as an example. What follows is a set of observations I have made about perfidious paper-pushers. His methods are much subtler now than ever before. He is more adept at hidden mind control and his techniques of social brainwash are much more appealingly streamlined and homogenized. Despite total incompetence, he is often afflicted with an amazing conceit which causes him to marginalize and eventually even outlaw responsible critics of impertinent pamphleteers. If 0ne can one day blame our societal problems on handy scapegoats, then the long descent into night is sure to follow. The funny thing is, if he is victorious in his quest to take over society's eyes, ears, mind, and spirit, then his crown will be the funeral wreath of humanity.

 

Is 0ne's head really buried too deep in the sand to know that his bruta fulmina are steeped in invidious, belligerent radicalism? Unfortunately, I can't give a complete answer to that question in this limited space. But I can tell you that a rotten mentality and an unambitious sense of fanaticism create fertile soil for filthy, lubricious astrologers to inject his lethal poison into our children's minds and souls. That conclusion is not based on some sort of petulant philosophy or on 0ne-style mental masturbation, but on widely known and proven principles of science. These principles explain that if I withheld my feelings on this matter, I'd be no less ribald than 0ne. I once told him that by reveling in grammatically incorrect English, he slaughters our idiom and impoverishes our dialog. How did he respond to that? He proceeded to curse me off using a number of colorful expletives not befitting this letter, which serves only to show that the purpose of this letter is far greater than to prove to you how twisted and lazy 0ne has become. The purpose of this letter is to get you to start thinking for yourself, to start thinking about how it's our responsibility to lead us all toward a better, brighter future. That's the first step in trying to make this world a kinder, gentler place, and it's the only way to provide an antidote to contemporary manifestations of stupid Lysenkoism. In 0ne's diatribes, philistinism is witting and unremitting, deplorable and uncivilized. He revels in it, rolls in it, and uses it to tip the scales in his favor. 0ne's a psychologically defective person. He's what the psychiatrists call a constitutional psychopath or a sociopath. It's about time 0ne stopped claiming his obstreperous invectives were influenced by outside sources and just admitted he was wrong. And that's the honest truth.

Before 0ne starts ripping tendons and ligaments with his typical knee-jerk reaction to my letters, he should realize that writing instructors seeking to introduce the concept of "obstructionism" into their curricula could hardly do better than to use his agendas as an example. What follows is a set of observations I have made about perfidious paper-pushers. His methods are much subtler now than ever before. He is more adept at hidden mind control and his techniques of social brainwash are much more appealingly streamlined and homogenized. Despite total incompetence, he is often afflicted with an amazing conceit which causes him to marginalize and eventually even outlaw responsible critics of impertinent pamphleteers. If 0ne can one day blame our societal problems on handy scapegoats, then the long descent into night is sure to follow. The funny thing is, if he is victorious in his quest to take over society's eyes, ears, mind, and spirit, then his crown will be the funeral wreath of humanity.

 

Is 0ne's head really buried too deep in the sand to know that his bruta fulmina are steeped in invidious, belligerent radicalism? Unfortunately, I can't give a complete answer to that question in this limited space. But I can tell you that a rotten mentality and an unambitious sense of fanaticism create fertile soil for filthy, lubricious astrologers to inject his lethal poison into our children's minds and souls. That conclusion is not based on some sort of petulant philosophy or on 0ne-style mental masturbation, but on widely known and proven principles of science. These principles explain that if I withheld my feelings on this matter, I'd be no less ribald than 0ne. I once told him that by reveling in grammatically incorrect English, he slaughters our idiom and impoverishes our dialog. How did he respond to that? He proceeded to curse me off using a number of colorful expletives not befitting this letter, which serves only to show that the purpose of this letter is far greater than to prove to you how twisted and lazy 0ne has become. The purpose of this letter is to get you to start thinking for yourself, to start thinking about how it's our responsibility to lead us all toward a better, brighter future. That's the first step in trying to make this world a kinder, gentler place, and it's the only way to provide an antidote to contemporary manifestations of stupid Lysenkoism. In 0ne's diatribes, philistinism is witting and unremitting, deplorable and uncivilized. He revels in it, rolls in it, and uses it to tip the scales in his favor. 0ne's a psychologically defective person. He's what the psychiatrists call a constitutional psychopath or a sociopath. It's about time 0ne stopped claiming his obstreperous invectives were influenced by outside sources and just admitted he was wrong. And that's the honest truth.

 

somebody condense this bullshit so I will read it.

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