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  Russell.Crowe said:
I LOVE YOU ALL DEEPLY =))))))

 

:hahano:

 

That is a mendacious statement that must needs be replied to. However, I do have proof that Russell.Crowe is seeking to destroy our society and spread sickness and disease. Would that a hawk pick him up, drive its beak into his brain, and upon finding it rancid set him loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of his ignoble blood. May he choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of his trite, foolish beliefs.

 

Here is my witness to e-mails he has made which are intolerable.

 

Hello potential customer

 

We would like to introduce our new-born site

 

Russell.Crowe's scamming site

 

Where you can shop around most wanted and needed items in your life. Our weapon section has wide range of hard-to-find machine guns, silencers, armour-piercing ammos and others.

 

First of all, let's check our 3 top-selling items:

 

1. Russian surface-to-air missle SA-14 "Gremlin" (upgraded analog of SS-16 "Strela") from our supplies in Kazakhstan. Due to high demand, it takes about 4 weeks to backorder that item. Weight is 10,2 kg., lenght - 1427 mm. You can make a huge party and you can have tons of fun launching your "Gremlin" with your buddies.

 

2. Israeli bestselling submashine-gun "Tavor" 5.56" (upgraded analog of 7.65" "Uzi"), comes with 2 full clips of standart ammo + bonus one clip of armour-piercing ammo.

 

3. Russian booby trap made in 5 versions:

 

* a bottle of Jim Beam (200 grammes of C4 inside),

* a can of Budlight beer (150 grammes of C4 inside),

* a Barbie-doll (100 grammes of C4 inside),

* a cell phone (50 grammes of C4 inside),

* a lighter Zippo (25 grammes of C4 insid

 

You can take one with you to the school or college and have alot of fun with your buddies. Buy more than 10 pieces of booby traps, and we upgrade C4 to C4+ for free. (C4+ can not be detected in airports or any other areas).

 

Also we have our Dutch-based shop where you can buy some drugs to make your life more wonderful and funny. We have wide selection of Ganzha, Crack, both synthetic and natural Heroin. And our prices are affordables for everyone.

 

If you want to buy anything from us, just visit our site, contact administrator and get full price-list. We accept all major credit cards, wire transfers and money orders.

 

Please ask for details if you want to use Western Union or Moneygram money transfers.

 

P.S. Due to our government laws all items from our shop can be sold only to 18+ aged people. We can ask you for age verification before shipping.

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  KillerXII## said:
Fucking ***got.

 

I <3 you to.

 

THATS MR ***GOT TO YOU!!!!

 

  Hooden Hen said:
god damn russell u r sexy

 

tx u too

 

BTW nice pic DerKaiser

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Lol eww...

 

Hey this pussy smells like... That guys asshole!

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people in this world are fucked up,lmfao. thats awesome though
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