Posted July 30, 200618 yr god, i missed all you sexy myg0t fucks :bj: :sleep2: :gaysex: what happened bOis? any good buttfuck stories lately?
July 31, 200618 yr I went to California to visit a relative. We usually go out to dinner and then come back and have a bottle of scotch between 3 people. Anyways, on the way back from dinner, I noticed we passed a cemetary, and it had a hole in the ground with a pile of dirt next to it. I realized I may have an opportunity. So we get back to the relative's house and start the drinking. I drink less than I usually did so I could steal a car and drive back to that cematary. After everyone passed out, I steal a Konigsegg from down the street and haul ass to that cematary. Come to find out, there was a casket in the hole, and the gravekeeper was taking a break. I snuck over to where we was and strangled him with a bit of kite string that was conviently laying on the ground, and told him I'd be back. So I go over and open the casket and find a cold one in there... It was refreshing to crack it open, I'll tell you what! Seemed to be an altar boy... maybe 11 years or so... a bit hard to tell, y'see? Anyways, I start trying to pull the remains of the brain out though his nose with my dick. My god it was sooooo tight. I kept fucking his face until I got close, then I turned his dead ass over to where I could see it and had my way with it. Now I can see why the preists like it so much... ;) I finish with him and go back to the dead gravekeeper and notice rigormortis setting in. I figure I have a bit of time, so I let it happen until I can just break the cock off. I waste no time in plowing his ass while sucking on the new dildo, crying out in extasy. Sadly, I had to stop, as I head the police coming... So I jump back into the Konigsegg and speed off into the night. I get home, shower, and clean myself up, as dead bodys leave a certain odor that's unmistakeable... I catch a bit of sleep and wake up to the news saying that a gravekeeper was killed and a grave defiled. I called the police and reported the house that had the konigsegg, as I left the makeshift dildo in the car. The came and aressted him... Now he's getting his ass reemed by bubba and his seven beaner buddies because he's a necropheliac pedophile...
July 31, 200618 yr Mega, when I saw your post I went all like, pffff I'm not gonna read that:facesj: :gaykeke:
July 31, 200618 yr Pity the trolls have returned and the whole place is gonna go back down the shitter very soon
July 31, 200618 yr megafighterx said: I went to California to visit a relative. We usually go out to dinner and then come back and have a bottle of scotch between 3 people. Anyways, on the way back from dinner, I noticed we passed a cemetary, and it had a hole in the ground with a pile of dirt next to it. I realized I may have an opportunity. So we get back to the relative's house and start the drinking. I drink less than I usually did so I could steal a car and drive back to that cematary. After everyone passed out, I steal a Konigsegg from down the street and haul ass to that cematary. Come to find out, there was a casket in the hole, and the gravekeeper was taking a break. I snuck over to where we was and strangled him with a bit of kite string that was conviently laying on the ground, and told him I'd be back. So I go over and open the casket and find a cold one in there... It was refreshing to crack it open, I'll tell you what! Seemed to be an altar boy... maybe 11 years or so... a bit hard to tell, y'see? Anyways, I start trying to pull the remains of the brain out though his nose with my dick. My god it was sooooo tight. I kept fucking his face until I got close, then I turned his dead ass over to where I could see it and had my way with it. Now I can see why the preists like it so much... ;) I finish with him and go back to the dead gravekeeper and notice rigormortis setting in. I figure I have a bit of time, so I let it happen until I can just break the cock off. I waste no time in plowing his ass while sucking on the new dildo, crying out in extasy. Sadly, I had to stop, as I head the police coming... So I jump back into the Konigsegg and speed off into the night. I get home, shower, and clean myself up, as dead bodys leave a certain odor that's unmistakeable... I catch a bit of sleep and wake up to the news saying that a gravekeeper was killed and a grave defiled. I called the police and reported the house that had the konigsegg, as I left the makeshift dildo in the car. The came and aressted him... Now he's getting his ass reemed by bubba and his seven beaner buddies because he's a necropheliac pedophile... :ugh: :ugh: :ugh: :ugh: :ugh:
July 31, 200618 yr Hoad said: Pity the trolls have returned and the whole place is gonna go back down the shitter very soon Trolls? What trolls :P silQ said: :ugh: :ugh: :ugh: :ugh: :ugh: Seconded...
July 31, 200618 yr Offender: let's make love, your girly look gives me a hard boner without me injecting cocaine into my pee hole
