Posted August 1, 200618 yr what should i expect? i know he might want me to enlist quick but i need some suggestions
August 1, 200618 yr Author go to iraq and die. :madkeke: yeah but what happens if i lag out there i'm dead
August 1, 200618 yr yeah but what happens if i lag out there i'm dead I know I hear theres no respawn point in rl
August 1, 200618 yr Show up in your underware, with a beer in your hand, and have a bag of chips in your hand, <Or a dildo :lmfao:
August 1, 200618 yr or....you could just tell him you like to fuck guys.... they dont recruit gays. remember?:thinker:
August 1, 200618 yr Videotape yourself cutting off your mom's head and fucking her bloody stump, then invite the recruiter in and show him the video. If that doesn't impress him, offer him hawt butt sechs.
August 1, 200618 yr MasterVampire']cant u just tell him to fuck off? i dunno im not american You can but they will hound you for a few months to join.
August 1, 200618 yr easy: answer the door smoking a joint, tell him you use drugs. That will scare them off ASAP
August 1, 200618 yr i literally had a navy recruiter run after me one time he was asking me if i play counter strike then he gave me this website http://www.navycs.com/
August 1, 200618 yr army tried and failed at recruiting me for bush war kik basically blow them off whenever possible and shit. just use your brain.
August 1, 200618 yr put on your mothers clothes and make up and have sex with him to convince him that you are more needed at home :gaysex2: :dunno: :tear:
August 1, 200618 yr yeah but what happens if i lag out there i'm dead  LOL ive seen dat! boom hedshot rite? lawl
August 1, 200618 yr OPTER IS A M#N AND SERVED IN THE MILITARYS LIKE A M#NLY M#N.   YOU ARE A VAGINA.  GO KILL SOME ARABIC ***BAGS K?
August 1, 200618 yr Why not say No. Or yes? And if they keep asking then you take drastic measures: 1. Booby trap the lawn with trip wire claymores 2. Automated .50 cal Machines on the roof. 3. 5 Door bells with diffrent colors. 4 of them are mines that will blow his arm and face off. 4. Buy the house next door and put snipers in it. So the next time he bothers you he will need a whole army to kill you....Or just a missle.
August 1, 200618 yr i literally had a navy recruiter run after me one time he was asking me if i play counter strike then he gave me this website http://www.navycs.com/ Run is an exaggeration. Did you get the job you were seeking?
August 1, 200618 yr if they had hacks & cheats for rl, id do it, fuckin one-man rage Iran, Iraq and NK.
August 1, 200618 yr Just tell him you dont want to join, thank him for showing an interest in you and show him the door politely.
