August 1, 200618 yr easy: answer the door smoking a joint, tell him you use drugs. That will scare them off ASAP rifk, good one :gaykeke:
August 1, 200618 yr what should i expect? i know he might want me to enlist quick but i need some suggestions answer the door wearing only a buttplug http://www.andelain.demon.co.uk/mortice/mortplug.jpg
August 1, 200618 yr Well if you want to join say yes, if you don't want to join say no, good day sir.
August 1, 200618 yr i guess you guys find fighting for your country funny eh Honestly, just tell him to go away. He's a recruiter, you don't HAVE to be recruited. Although, he's going to make it really appealing to you..
August 1, 200618 yr Do you want to be in the Marines? If so, sign up, if not, just say no, and if your not sure just sign up for their newsletter'
August 1, 200618 yr i guess you guys find fighting for your country funny eh As a matter of fact, I do. HAIL ALLAH!!!
August 1, 200618 yr Show up in your underware, with a beer in your hand, and have a bag of chips in your hand, <Or a dildo :lmfao: rifkles have a huge double dildo hanging out of your mouth when you answer the door. btw grow a pedophile moustache too so it gets all mussed in the double dildo's confusion. :wow:
August 1, 200618 yr Show up in your underware, with a beer in your hand, and have a bag of chips in your hand, <Or a dildo :lmfao: WTF?? A dildo??? How does that even fit into your other suggestions????::gaykeke:
August 2, 200618 yr Best idea is if you have some desire to hear the information then listen - ask questions and do your research. Verify what you are told - you will find more honest recruiters than those who will lie to you. If you have any questions you can ask me, I am currently active duty Navy and have been serving for the last 26 years. My two oldest sons are also serving. I will be retiring this November. If you have no desire to hear the information then tell the recruiter. He should then document your record with your desires. You shouldn't expect to hear from him/her again for about 6 or so months (peoples lives change). Whatever you do end up doing I wish you luck. Life is full of challenges, don't back away from them.
August 2, 200618 yr Show up naked, with a raging boner. If he still talks to you, start jacking off while hes talking.
August 2, 200618 yr Author i already took the asvab ima go to MEPS (physical) and get checked up hopefully they don't stick things up my arse, but who knows.
August 2, 200618 yr when i turned 18 they called me like 5 times trying to come to my house and shit, everytime i just told them i wasnt intrested and they stopped calling.
August 3, 200618 yr answer the door wearing only a buttplug http://www.andelain.demon.co.uk/mortice/mortplug.jpg you have my respect....that's what i would do.
August 3, 200618 yr i had a navy recruiter come to the house once so i just pulled out a bag of heroin and asked him if he wanted to do a line, he said he needed to get something from his truck and he'd brb but he didnt. so i did his line too.
August 3, 200618 yr i had a navy recruiter come to the house once so i just pulled out a bag of heroin and asked him if he wanted to do a line, he said he needed to get something from his truck and he'd brb but he didnt. so i did his line too. I don't know much about drugs, but I didn't think you called it a line for heroin. Don't you inject it, or light it up? Rather than line it and sniff it? Correct me if I'm wrong.
