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that was a stupid comment, shoulda checked the hoster before saying that.

 

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The plot begins with the Juggernaut attacking Professor X (referred to as "Charles") and kidnapping Lilandra (referred to as "Bitch"). Lilandra removes the Juggernaut's helmet and Charles invades his mind. The Juggernaut is saved by the appearance of Black Tom Cassidy (remains nameless in the skit), who zaps Charles with a ray from his "pimp cane" and then demands payment from Juggernaut. Juggernaut ignores the request and instead throws Charles out a window.

 

 

Black Tom Cassidy, who remains nameless in the skitAt an island castle, Black Tom encounters Erik the Red (referred to as "Ketchup"), who has arrived in a spaceship. Ketchup attacks Black Tom, but is stopped by Juggernaut, who hurls Ketchup into two of his mind-controlled soldiers. Next, inside the castle, Ketchup has inexplicably joined forces with Black Tom, who is counting money. Juggernaut bursts in with the Bitch and they threaten to rape her. Elsewhere, Charles wakes up and roars. Next, while Ketchup ponders what is on television, Juggernaut threatens to have forcible auditory intercourse with the Bitch and thereby "blow her brains out, " whereupon Black Tom questions Juggernaut's mental health.

 

 

Ketchup (Erik the Red)In the foyer of the castle, the X-Men, including Wolverine, Gambit, Jubilee, Banshee, and Rogue, burst in and attack. Juggernaut attacks Jubilee, but is stopped by Rogue. Wolverine tries to free the Bitch, but is stopped by a blast from Black Tom's pimp cane. Black Tom attempts to blast Wolverine again, but is blocked by Banshee, who claims his Jamaican colors prevent him from being harmed. The Bitch frees herself from the chair to which she is tied, but Juggernaut immediately seizes her and leaves the room.

 

 

On the roof of the castle, Juggernaut's team is surrounded by the X-Men when Gladiator (referred to as "Goliath") appears. After demanding oral sex from Ketchup, he threatens the Bitch and then insults the Juggernaut. Juggernaut attacks Goliath, but is unable to hurt him. Goliath hurls him from the castle roof, and the movie ends with Juggernaut shouting, "But I'm the Juggernaut Biiiiiitch!" and Jubilee noting that she wants to "get fucked."

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