Posted August 10, 200618 yr A few weeks ago this gorgeous girl hit me up on Facebook (we have mutual freinds) she wanted to "hang out" and i said "sure". She has a smokin body (UCA cheerleading coach) and fake tits. We had met once but it was just a "hey, I'm...etc." So my friend brought her over to my house and we get shitfaced and head to the bar. Well things are going great, we are making out in the bar (definetly not my style, but whatever, i wanted to score) Well she keeps pounding down the drinks that i and every other dude in the bar is buying for her...she ends up having to be carried out of the bar by us...never good for scoring... Anyways my friend dumps her off at my place. I wasn't real excited about having some drunk passed out girl at my house because i figured she would puke all over my house, but he insisted because he was going to see another female and couldnt take her along. So he dumps her on my bed on top of the covers with all her clothes on and she is still asleep from the car ride home. Well i go outside and talk to a friend and continue drinking for an hour or so and come back inside. I'm not sacrificing my bed because i didnt want her in it to begin with, so I hop in with her and she's still passed out. 5 minutes pass and im about to fall alseep when she jumps out of bed and stumbles into my wall pulling my blinds off my window. She just stares out the window into the parking lot. Me "Umm...are you ok" Her "umk imk fiiiine" Me "you sure? ya gonna be sick?" Her "just leavke mek alonke"...So then she starts taking off her pants....so im thinking that this might be getting good...well she takes off her pants and thong and sits down in my computer chair....Im thinking "WTF?!"....Well she sits there for a few seconds and I start hearing this sound...You know the sound a pussy makes while it's pissing? I call it the "pussy whistle" well I hear THAT!!! She sat on my computer chair and pissed about a gallon of piss on my chair and floor. I'm totally stunned and pissed. She pisses for what felt like an hour, pulls her pants off and hops back in bed and passes back out. She says nothing... So i throw my chair into the parking lot and shampoo my carpet at 5 a.m... Well I'm pissed at this point. So she is laying there in my bed wrapped up in my covers with piss all over her im sure.... Well i just did the first thing I though of....I jacked off and busted in her hair...I'm talking about a Peter North size load...I couldnt beleive it. It was all over her head, haha! Well the next morning she woke up as if nothing happend and i took her to her friends house and I didnt say anything about what happend....I havent talked to her since and I refuse to. So did I do the right thing by bustin on her grill?
August 10, 200618 yr ahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahah. should tried to fuck her. and then busted on her grill. or raped her. jp ahah. but yea i would of busted in her eye and gave her an infecton :sleep2: and take a picture next time!
August 10, 200618 yr A few weeks ago this gorgeous girl hit me up on Facebook (we have mutual freinds) she wanted to "hang out" and i said "sure". She has a smokin body (UCA cheerleading coach) and fake tits. We had met once but it was just a "hey, I'm...etc." So my friend brought her over to my house and we get shitfaced and head to the bar. Well things are going great, we are making out in the bar (definetly not my style, but whatever, i wanted to score) Well she keeps pounding down the drinks that i and every other dude in the bar is buying for her...she ends up having to be carried out of the bar by us...never good for scoring... Anyways my friend dumps her off at my place. I wasn't real excited about having some drunk passed out girl at my house because i figured she would puke all over my house, but he insisted because he was going to see another female and couldnt take her along. So he dumps her on my bed on top of the covers with all her clothes on and she is still asleep from the car ride home. Well i go outside and talk to a friend and continue drinking for an hour or so and come back inside. I'm not sacrificing my bed because i didnt want her in it to begin with, so I hop in with her and she's still passed out. 5 minutes pass and im about to fall alseep when she jumps out of bed and stumbles into my wall pulling my blinds off my window. She just stares out the window into the parking lot. Me "Umm...are you ok" Her "umk imk fiiiine" Me "you sure? ya gonna be sick?" Her "just leavke mek alonke"...So then she starts taking off her pants....so im thinking that this might be getting good...well she takes off her pants and thong and sits down in my computer chair....Im thinking "WTF?!"....Well she sits there for a few seconds and I start hearing this sound...You know the sound a pussy makes while it's pissing? I call it the "pussy whistle" well I hear THAT!!! She sat on my computer chair and pissed about a gallon of piss on my chair and floor. I'm totally stunned and pissed. She pisses for what felt like an hour, pulls her pants off and hops back in bed and passes back out. She says nothing... So i throw my chair into the parking lot and shampoo my carpet at 5 a.m... Well I'm pissed at this point. So she is laying there in my bed wrapped up in my covers with piss all over her im sure.... Well i just did the first thing I though of....I jacked off and busted in her hair...I'm talking about a Peter North size load...I couldnt beleive it. It was all over her head, haha! Well the next morning she woke up as if nothing happend and i took her to her friends house and I didnt say anything about what happend....I havent talked to her since and I refuse to. So did I do the right thing by bustin on her grill? You an a terrific storyteller, if I might say. I have connections in the publishing business; if you want me to drop you a line just say so.
August 10, 200618 yr generally good story alltho i think it's a fake. if your plannin on raging some forum or somehting with this it might go over well.
August 10, 200618 yr you should've taken her clothes and throw her out on the street (don't forget jacking off to her head) for pissing on your most important chair that would've been a funny awakening
August 10, 200618 yr You should have writting myg0t owns me into the cum with your finger :P ahahhaha rifk. thats jsut fucking nasty
August 10, 200618 yr nice story, wish it were real, on another note, your nickname is bang bus, that is so unoriginal.
August 10, 200618 yr shoulda put on a condom and fucked her. write mean things on her back with a magic marker too.
August 11, 200618 yr the term "grill" actually refers to teeth not hair on her head fake boring and gay :o
August 11, 200618 yr Author Opter;364816']the term "grill" actually refers to teeth not hair on her head fake boring and gay :o thanks chief, i am now enlightened
August 11, 200618 yr d3;364475']generally good story alltho i think it's a fake. if your plannin on raging some forum or somehting with this it might go over well. I've done that to my wife when she's in "headache" mode. You never really feel bad about it either cuz they usually shower right when they get up. :boink:
