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lets all take a break from trolling these forums (for once..) and post yourself trolling other networks, here is me trolling gtanet:

 

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[shushpup] so how do i format the pc

[[uLK]Crack] k you really want to do that?

»» join RAF (rafxxx3@gtanet-C912F811.eia.pl) [Poland] [08:37am]

»» voice ChanServ voices RAF in #mta

[shushpup] yes you says thats how to fix

[[uLK]Crack] aye

[shushpup] aye? what is that like a command or somehting

[[uLK]Crack] yep you got to write it down to 'run'

[[uLK]Crack] then your pc starts to format

[shushpup] where

[[uLK]Crack] start - run

[shushpup] ok then what

«« part Zmbx_afk [iceChat7@gtanet-9D94778D.cust.eunet.fi] [08:39am]

[[uLK]Crack] write 'aye' there

»» join Eightball (lol@gtanet-B3D530AB.dip.t-dialin.net) [internic Network] [08:39am]

[[uLK]Crack] k it's formating now

[shushpup] fuckers must have stole my aye program it says its not there

[[uLK]Crack] now you just smoke cig and wait

[[uLK]Crack] I see

[[uLK]Crack] damn

[norby89] the bastards...

More of Sobeit trolling gtanet:

 

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(14:21:03) (norby89) http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?j41jqeais9k

(14:22:30) (+Slothman) very nice

(14:22:51) (+Slothman) you captured the moment perfectly

(14:25:14) (%Talidan) lol norby89

(14:27:16) —› nick: (Talidan) is now known as (Talidan|away)

(14:27:22) —› join: (shushpup) (lol@gtanet-2C0C6AC.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net)

(14:27:34) (norby89) ^

(14:30:19) (shushpup) okguys

(14:30:32) (shushpup) jani told me about the cartoon u mead and its not funny

(14:30:40) (shushpup) u said the word niggr and thats not cool

(14:30:44) (norby89) aren't you supposed to be at school by now?

(14:30:58) (Kray-Z) lol school

(14:31:00) (Kray-Z) wtf

(14:31:07) (Kray-Z) school starts 1st of september

(14:31:09) (shushpup) no

(14:31:09) (Kray-Z) rofl

(14:31:12) (shushpup) in 45 minutes

(14:31:22) (shushpup) ots like calling u a emo ***

(14:31:26) (norby89) you said it in that pic too :P

(14:31:31) (shushpup) hurts don t it?

(14:31:36) (shushpup) ur gay

 

It seems all the users of that network must have rifkballs and peen pudding for breakfast or something. FUCK.

 

Edit: some more

 

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(13:57:28) (shushpup) [DRuG]h0z do u know how to fix my samp?

(13:57:33) ([DRuG]h0z) ?

(13:57:38) ([DRuG]h0z) what wrong with it

(13:57:41) (shushpup) some guy put a trojan on my computer or something

(13:57:43) ([DRuG]h0z) and prob not..

(13:57:44) (shushpup) it says ****** all over

(13:57:45) (+Slothman) i can tell you have a dark soul, we should exchange poetry about how we hate jocks and life isnt fair

(13:57:47) (shushpup) look

(13:57:48) (shushpup) http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/6396/******ssq5.jpg

(13:58:10) ([DRuG]h0z) ROFL

(13:58:30) —› nick: (brokenheart) is now known as (HAZJ)

(13:59:10) —› join: (Oli) (fmjoli@gtanet-3C592B6.dsl.pipex.com)

(13:59:10) —› mode: (ChanServ) sets mode (+ao Oli Oli)

(13:59:55) (+Slothman) poor guy, someone get him a copy of paint for dummies.

(14:00:04) (+Slothman) i hate to see an artist suffer like that

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Start of #sa-mp buffer: Wed Aug 16 00:15:37 2006

 

22:25 } * Now talking in #sa-mp

22:25 } * Topic is 'San Andreas Multiplayer // 0.1b Released:

http://www.sa-mp.com/download.php // Read http://wiki.sa-mp.com

and search the forums before asking questions. // Banned? Talk to the

server owner - dont complain here // Home of the famous littlewhitey'

22:25 } * Set by Mike on Tue Aug 15 22:08:49

22:25 } * Radar gives a cookie to Louise

22:25 } <Flame> 10 mins for just 7MB 0_0

22:25 } <Louise> hy any people here?

22:25 } <Flame> suxx

22:26 } <Peter> yeah

22:26 } <Radar> O NO

22:26 } <Peter> go ahead Louise

22:26 } <Azer> Flame: su

22:26 } <Flame> Well, what does it look like :p

22:26 } <Louise> i am have problem with sa-mp

22:26 } <Flame> D:

22:26 } <Azer> be happy ur in dubai O-o

22:26 } <shushpup> i am too have this same problem

22:26 } <Radar> LOL

22:26 } <Flame> haha

22:26 } <Flame> ^^

22:26 } <Peter> stfu guys.

22:26 } <Peter> Louise> what kind of problem?

22:26 } <Louise> any1 can help me??

22:26 } <shushpup> i am too have this same problem

22:26 } * Betamaster (SAMPJava@gtanet-CBC5AA47.rivrw4.nsw.optusne

t.com.au) Quit (Quit: San Andreas Multiplayer Java User ::

http://www.sa-mp.com)

22:26 } * Radar puts a cookie in Peter's mouth wtih force

22:26 } <Louise> i am have problem with sa-mp

22:26 } <Radar> gah

22:26 } <shushpup> me too

22:26 } <Flame> Well, tell it

22:26 } <Peter> yea, we know that, what kind of problem?

22:26 } <shushpup> lets be friends

22:26 } <BulliT> Again ?

22:26 } <Louise> it FUCKING SUCKS

22:26 } <Peter> kick shushpup plz

22:27 } <Flame> lol bullit

22:27 } * Louise (SAMPJava@gtanet-AAE5953D.cable.ubr08.newt.blueyo

nder.co.uk) Quit (Quit: San Andreas Multiplayer Java User ::

http://www.sa-mp.com)

22:27 } <shushpup> RROFL

22:27 } <Flame> lmfao!

22:27 } <shushpup> why kick me?

22:27 } <BulliT> haha

22:27 } <Radar> Bullit lol

22:27 } <Peter> shushpup HAD THE SAME PROBLEM BAN! BAN! BAN!

22:27 } * Popz (bob@gtanet-E047AEF9.ipt.aol.com) has joined #sa-mp

22:27 } <shushpup> i did nothing

22:27 } <shushpup> !

22:27 } <Flame> roflmao _O-

22:27 } <Popz> 'elo

22:27 } <shushpup> oh sorry not that porblem!!1

22:27 } <Flame> e_o

22:27 } <Azer> eo :/

22:27 } <Peter> hi Popz

22:27 } <Azer> z0mg die Flangebolt

22:27 } <Azer> *flame

22:27 } <Flame> rofl

22:27 } <Flame> 'die'

22:27 } <Flame> xD

22:27 } <shushpup> can anyone help my problem?

22:27 } <Loopzy> how can stop samp crash?

22:27 } <shushpup> :(

22:28 } <Peter> what problem is that, shushpup?

22:28 } * r_sole (r_sole128@203.220.57.233) has joined #sa-mp

22:28 } <shushpup> well im ingame

22:28 } <Popz> hehe i almost burnt a forest down today :S

22:28 } <mabako> Flame, 'Die happy'

22:28 } <Radar> º_º__¬)

22:28 } <shushpup> and the healthbars are supposed to change colors

22:28 } <Flame> e e

22:28 } <Radar> shoot urself like this

22:28 } <Flame> lol

22:28 } <shushpup> like in the screenshots

22:28 } <Radar> lol POpz

22:28 } <Peter> but they're white?

22:28 } <shushpup> but instead they just say "burn in hell ******" on

top of the head

22:28 } <mabako> shushpup, you can see changing colors in a

screenshot oO

22:28 } <Peter> animated screenshots ftw

22:29 } <shushpup> yes man

22:29 } <Flame> e_e

22:29 } <shushpup> in the screenshots section

22:29 } <shushpup> it say green

22:29 } <shushpup> red

22:29 } <shushpup> for low health

22:29 } <shushpup> but not on minme

22:29 } <shushpup> it say

22:29 } <fiedore> yeah i have same problem

22:29 } <shushpup> ****** burn or somth

22:29 } <fiedore> and theyre white

22:29 } <Peter> rrrrrriight

22:29 } <Flame> whatever ~ ~

22:29 } <Peter> a healthbar that uses racism

22:29 } <Peter> that one is new to me.

22:29 } <Flame> rofl

22:29 } <mabako> lol

22:29 } <Popz> :S

22:29 } <Radar> there are millions of black people on earth

22:29 } <fiedore> rotfl

22:29 } <Radar> dont be so offensive

22:29 } <Radar> have a Biscuit

22:30 } <Popz> rotsl

22:30 } * Radar hands over a Biscuit

22:30 } * mabako steals all of Radar's biscuits

22:30 } <BulliT> No chocolatebiscuit, just a biscuit

22:30 } <fiedore> do u use /me for this?

22:30 } <Popz> :o

22:30 } <Radar> ._.

22:30 } <shushpup> seriously how to fix

22:30 } <mabako> yea

22:30 } <Flame> Have a Break. Have one of those lovely Filthy Nasty

out-of-garbage-bin cookies

22:30 } <BulliT> Else it would have been racism

22:30 } <shushpup> i tried rerouting the flux compacito

22:30 } <shushpup> r

22:30 } * Popz :o

22:30 } <mabako> xD

22:30 } <shushpup> and im black so i dont like the racism

22:30 } <fiedore> u cant fix it

22:30 } <fiedore> what are u talkign about?

22:30 } <shushpup> why???

22:30 } <Peter> Does any dev around by coinsidence know how to fix

healthbars that are using racism?

22:31 } <Radar> shushpup +1

22:31 } <Popz> rascist biscuits

22:31 } <mabako> xD

22:31 } <fiedore> racism at health bars?!

22:31 } <Radar> Hey MY biscos are not racist >:(

22:31 } <Azer> Peter: change the nickname

22:31 } <fiedore> My bar is always white and thats my problem

22:31 } <Radar> i make half black half white biscuits ok?

22:31 } <mabako> Radar, you dont have anymore

22:31 } <shushpup> but ti says eveyrones name is this

22:31 } <Radar> more are cooking in the oven

22:31 } <Radar> gh gh gh

22:31 } <shushpup> i went in partyserver and everyone name is

******s in it

22:31 } <shushpup> :\

22:31 } <Peter> I? Why should I change my nickname?

22:31 } <fiedore> who are ******s??

22:31 } <Flame> Instead of the partyserver

22:31 } <Azer> *change the nickname

22:31 } <Flame> join the xii one 0_0

22:32 } <Flame> its much bether :')

22:32 } <shushpup> ok ill try that thanks

22:32 } <Radar> ******s are kind of people that can have camouflage

in nights

22:32 } <Peter> I don't get jou..

22:32 } <BulliT> Don't lie Flame

22:32 } <Peter> you. T_T

22:32 } <Flame> rofl

22:32 } <Krimson> liek XII is wai bettar than Partyserver

22:32 } <Flame> ^_-

22:32 } <Radar> so undercover operation for ******s are easy at night

22:32 } <Azer> XII will be better >:D

22:32 } <fiedore> tu mean batman is a ******??

22:32 } <Radar> yeah

22:32 } <Popz> lol

22:32 } <Radar> he is a ******

22:32 } <Flame> lol azer

22:32 } <Peter> Let's call them black-people, heavely tanned people or

so, but not ******s plz.

22:32 } <Mike> ..

22:32 } <shushpup> OK GUYS WTF

22:32 } <Radar> he is a punk azz nigga

22:32 } <Flame> then go get coords >:(

22:32 } <shushpup> I JOINED THE XII SEREVRE

22:32 } <Azer> "LETS TALK ABOUT SA:MP"

22:33 } <Peter> stop advertising!

22:33 } <BulliT> XII wil conquer

22:33 } <Radar> yes

22:33 } <Krimson> radar, they dont do well in top secret polar

expeditions tho

22:33 } <r_sole> hey can someone test if my server works

22:33 } <shushpup> AND IT SAY S ERROR: YOIU ARE TOO BLACK TO

PLAY THIS GAME

22:33 } <Flame> "loL"

22:33 } <shushpup> WTF

22:33 } <Flame> ROFL

22:33 } <Radar> yes Krimson

22:33 } * shushpup was kicked by Azer (su)

22:33 } * shushpup (lol@gtanet-2C0C6AC.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net) has

joined #sa-mp

22:33 } <Flame> lmao

22:33 } <Radar> :(

22:33 } <Popz> lol

22:33 } <r_sole> hey guys can someone test my server

22:33 } <Radar> Flame, err... want a ... ?

22:33 } <Radar> coo...?

22:33 } <Flame> cookie? no

22:33 } * Popz Burger?

22:33 } <Radar> damn

22:33 } <Azer> Flame wants a better connection >:D

22:33 } * Y_Less[away] (alex@gtanet-77EAA811.karoo.kcom.com) has

joined #sa-mp

22:34 } <mabako> gimme burger, popz

22:34 } <shushpup> guys come on i need solution to the problem so i

can play samp and driveby people

22:34 } <Flame> Im still sleepy of the other one...zzzz...

22:34 } <Radar> now i have to eat all of this

22:34 } * fiedore dances around

22:34 } <Radar> hmm

22:34 } * Popz gives makabo burger

22:34 } <Radar> makabo

22:34 } <Radar> :D

22:34 } <shushpup> i think i have a virus maybe

22:34 } <BulliT> Flame is in fucking

22:34 } <BulliT> Dubai

22:34 } <shushpup> that change all strings to ******?

22:34 } <mabako> ?

22:34 } <fiedore> mayeb someone hacked you

22:34 } <Flame> yarly D:

22:34 } <Azer> BulliT: orly

22:34 } <BulliT> And all he does is IRCing

22:34 } <Radar> nothing

22:34 } * Fexsi0n (furi0uz@gtanet-CCD058A3.cable.wanadoo.nl) Quit

(Ping timeout)

22:34 } <fiedore> some hacker racist

22:34 } <Flame> lol 'D

22:34 } <Azer> rofl BulliT _O-

22:34 } <Peter> kick / ban / whatever the guy

22:34 } <Peter> shushpup is talking shit

22:34 } * Azer sets mode: +b *!*@gtanet-2C0C6AC.dsl.emhril.ameritec

h.net

22:34 } * Popz takes burger from makabo and gives it to mabako

22:34 } <Radar> There is a racist mod

22:34 } <fiedore> maybe HE is a racist

22:35 } * shushpup was kicked by Azer (bye)

22:35 } <BulliT> Like; just go to the beach and have fun

22:35 } <mabako> o rly

22:35 } <Radar> WHITE CJ MOD OMG

22:35 } <Flame> lol aas

22:35 } <Radar> meh

22:35 } <BulliT> Azer is soooo cruel

22:35 } <Peter> could we now please talk about something normal

instead of this (semi-)racism stuff?

 

--------------------[LATER ON...]

 

22:46 } <Azer> [14:44:26] <shushpup> http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/6396/niggerssq5.jpg <- what a tard! :p

22:46 } <Moffia> boo

22:46 } <Metalpenguin> LOL!!

22:46 } <Moffia> #moffia

22:46 } <Radar> nooo

22:46 } <Radar> :(

22:46 } <fiedore> lol

22:47 } <fiedore> gta:******s :/

22:47 } <Peter> T_T

 

 

here is the pic since it censors ******s:

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/5309/ngrzgz4.jpg

 

yup.

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-frosties.de.eu.gtanet.com- *** You are banned from GTANet (lame)

Closing Link: leopulse[user-54423ac0.l6.c1.dsl.pol.co.uk] (User has been banned from GTANet (lame))

 

;_;

 

Any other good servers to troll?

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  Hooden Hen said:
No point trolling anywhere else when this forum is perfectly good.

 

the point is to lower the troll level on here.

 

stop e-hatin nizzle

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Sobeit;367366']the point is to lower the troll level on here.

 

stop e-hatin nizzle

 

People would rather troll these forums than some gay network with about 5 people on.

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