Posted August 19, 200618 yr A couple of guys are out one night in Indiana on a drinking/drugging binge. They're driving their car on a deserted country road in the middle of the night, when something runs in front of their path and onto the other side of the road. For whatever reason and whatever intoxicant they are all under, they all agree that it was a goblin, and they pull over and attempt to aprehend said goblin in the interest of science. They manage to catch the goblin and put it in the trunk of the car. They get home to one of their houses and put the goblin into a closet, and then pass out. When they awake, they wonder if the evening's events were just a dream, a hard drug trip, or if there is in fact a goblin in the closet. They open the closet to find a frightened 5 year old boy who has Down's Syndrome. They call local police to report the boy, and end up being heros because the boy had been missing from home for days. They ended up receiving a considerable cash reward for his safe return. http://www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/closet.asp i lol'd