Posted August 27, 200618 yr Pure ownage I wonder who got more owned in this situation: the kid or his parents? They probably said "let's pretend this NEVER happened. Ever. Just DON'T talk about it" http://www.keepmedia.com/pubs/WeeklyWorldNews/2005/03/24/785978?extID=10026
August 27, 200618 yr At that age he should be able to comprehend the situation and just laugh , saddo realy.
August 27, 200618 yr heres where the extended article is at http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/sex/61270
August 27, 200618 yr highlights of the article... Timmy's parents, "Captain Throbberson" and "Gina Jiggles," as they were credited in the film, believe that their son needs to grow up and get over it. "Tim's mother and I are completely comfortable with our sexuality. I think our son's a little scared he might learn a move or two from his old man." While his family seems to be in turmoil, Timmy admits that future family gatherings will probably be a little uncomfortable. "Call me crazy, but it's going to be pretty hard trying to enjoy a nice Thanksgiving dinner knowing that your parents have probably done it all up and down the dining room table!" What a fuckin' pussy shit kid! He's going to regress into playing WoW or some fucking gay MMO, and suicide! And I hope he does. I hope he god damn does do it, because he's a waste of flesh, and should have been a cumstain on that couch. edit: But looking at the source... I doubt it happened.
August 27, 200618 yr Fake. On the "Weekly World News" is your first 10 hints at fakeness. The other was that he downloaded this video supposedly, but was then sitting on a couch? Not likely that the fgt's got a set-top HTPC. It's a gay urban legend article that you gullible fgts fell for.
August 29, 200618 yr And secondly, all those who said "Harden up", I'd like to see your reaction if you saw your mum in a porn movie, then had to hug and kiss her at Xmas. I hope you think of her in a porno next time you give you mum a kiss, think of thick white splooge drying into a crusty film on her cheek after being gangbanged. Then you'll know how little timmy feels.
August 29, 200618 yr I ALWAYS wondered what would happen if that exact scenario happened to me itd look alot like ::gaysex2:
August 29, 200618 yr itd look alot like ::gaysex2: yes, provided your parents are a banana and a smiley face. i suppose it would.
August 30, 200618 yr Unlucky on him... but how does he think he was made? Probably not with a donkey, a pair of handcuffs, and a 12 inch black rubber dildo in his old man's ass :D
August 31, 200618 yr he might learn a move or two from his old man. ^^ lol if that happend lol Shame if its the case.
