Cheating is not that complaicted, all you really have to do is ask the person next to you for the answer to whatever problem when the teacher isnt looking.

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Oooh i've got a good one!!

 

How about actually learning stuff in class so you dont have to cheat?

 

That last 'tip' is also the most stupid thing ive ever heard.

 

If you're holding your answers up it's quite obvious dont you think?

 

quoted for truth, and if you go for a job that requires that knowledge and u did an exam in it then get there and cant do it you = fired

 

GhOsT;375310']You can try Brain.exe too' date=' idiots[/quote']

 

Exactly

 

And plus, we are only allowed board approved calculators, that means no Ti-83s or graph calculators of any kind ...

On tests where you are able to go ask the teacher for help, i've seen kids walk up to the teachers desk while there's a line, and they just hold there paper behind them for everyone to see.

Kinda ghey but fuckin sick at the same time. You get a wav playin MP3 player. Record all the answers on a microfone on your comp OR on ur mp3 if it has a microfone. Best in winter. You put your EARBUDS in ur longsleeve shirt and skip to the track which has all the answers. Lean on ur arm like ur are realaxing, but you put the earbuds in ur sleeve. so when you "relax" you hear the answers. Made it up myself.

we use the casio fx series of scientific calculator, with the black plastic flip top case.

 

if you use an HB pencil to write formulae, etc in the lid, it can only be read when looked at the right angle (type of plastic + lead pencil) which means that its hard to see unless you really focus on it, techers eyes are usually fucked anyway from trying to read their huge ass writing on the blackboard too so its a winner.

Zomg, I found a site with test speedhacks and aimbots!

Texting is so incredibly easy. I was texting my best friend all through my chemistry diploma, not about answers, just random funny things, and no one even blinked an eye. I've only cheated on one test, a math one where I had missed the previous week. I just drank half a bottle of nestea, carefully pulled off the label, and wrote all the necessary information on the inner side it, and reapplied. You can't see it when it's on your desk becuase of the liquid inside, and everytime you take a sip, answers galore.

 

Yes but texting is strictly forbidden on state tests. If someone is caught with a text in my school , the entire room must take the test over after school and the texter is send to the main office to take the test under supervision.

i have found in high school (would have worked in college, ifit wasnt full of retards) that an applicable knowledge of sign language and morse code can become invaluable in taking 'group tests' without your teacher discovering

 

a few pencil taps for the q# and finger clicks or snaps or even stretching out while displaying a sign-letter can easily bump your scoreup a few points

 

and before you twats who think cheaters are stupid, this was what i was doing in ap and gifted courses before i graduated high school at 16. im still a genius with a p.

 

ps all of you who are bringing physical papers into tests or anything else that will leave physical evidence of your cheating are weak and deserve to get caught, that shit is less than primitive

 

pps how many teachers do u know that know morse code? none. beware though a few of them may remember a bit of signing from 5th grade or something.

 

edit 'ejeet haxor', ooh and please allow my post count per day to be an example to the rest of you who feel your opinions are warranted here in the forums. i've refrained from posting lately merely because of the horrendous amount of stupid ass 'giev free cd key plz' and 'do u smoke weed?' threads that you pisspoor trolls think are cool even though nobody gives a fuck. and ps you 'regs' who constantly reply to these threads are just as bad and you suck at myg0t forums. good day :)

i have found in high school (would have worked in college, ifit wasnt full of retards) that an applicable knowledge of sign language and morse code can become invaluable in taking 'group tests' without your teacher discovering

 

a few pencil taps for the q# and finger clicks or snaps or even stretching out while displaying a sign-letter can easily bump your scoreup a few points

 

and before you twats who think cheaters are stupid, this was what i was doing in ap and gifted courses before i graduated high school at 16. im still a genius with a p.

 

ps all of you who are bringing physical papers into tests or anything else that will leave physical evidence of your cheating are weak and deserve to get caught, that shit is less than primitive

 

pps how many teachers do u know that know morse code? none. beware though a few of them may remember a bit of signing from 5th grade or something.

 

edit 'ejeet haxor', ooh and please allow my post count per day to be an example to the rest of you who feel your opinions are warranted here in the forums. i've refrained from posting lately merely because of the horrendous amount of stupid ass 'giev free cd key plz' and 'do u smoke weed?' threads that you pisspoor trolls think are cool even though nobody gives a fuck. and ps you 'regs' who constantly reply to these threads are just as bad and you suck at myg0t forums. good day :)

 

 

How exactly do you go about obtaining residence in a bag of weed, sir?

i have found in high school (would have worked in college, ifit wasnt full of retards) that an applicable knowledge of sign language and morse code can become invaluable in taking 'group tests' without your teacher discovering

 

a few pencil taps for the q# and finger clicks or snaps or even stretching out while displaying a sign-letter can easily bump your scoreup a few points

 

and before you twats who think cheaters are stupid, this was what i was doing in ap and gifted courses before i graduated high school at 16. im still a genius with a p.

 

ps all of you who are bringing physical papers into tests or anything else that will leave physical evidence of your cheating are weak and deserve to get caught, that shit is less than primitive

 

pps how many teachers do u know that know morse code? none. beware though a few of them may remember a bit of signing from 5th grade or something.

 

edit 'ejeet haxor', ooh and please allow my post count per day to be an example to the rest of you who feel your opinions are warranted here in the forums. i've refrained from posting lately merely because of the horrendous amount of stupid ass 'giev free cd key plz' and 'do u smoke weed?' threads that you pisspoor trolls think are cool even though nobody gives a fuck. and ps you 'regs' who constantly reply to these threads are just as bad and you suck at myg0t forums. good day :)

 

 

 

Ok if your going to learn a fucking code then why bother cheating? Seriously. The idea behind cheating is doing the LEAST amonut of work. Might as well go learn it.

How exactly do you go about obtaining residence in a bag of weed, sir?

 

well i thought it would be a good idea to swallow 2 big balloons full of chronic before i went to jail about 8 months ago (to make some quick cash,) and apparently the amount i took was too big. they both became entangled somewhere in the base of my colon and were secured after some prolific swelling. so as it seems, everywhere i go i am undetectably present directly on top of a bag of weed.

 

after my 6-month stint in 'omghi2u' i had a colonoscopy in which one of the bags was removed, also relieving much of the anal pressure i had been succumbing to which had been compounded by the vast double-poundings of huge black dick. luckily my proctologist is an avid stoner so i merely paid him with the treasure he procured from my swollen anus.

 

Ok if your going to learn a fucking code then why bother cheating? Seriously. The idea behind cheating is doing the LEAST amonut of work. Might as well go learn it.

 

maybe you should be studying a little more. 2 sets of 36 codes (a-z 0-9, dur dur durrr) can essentially profit you and your buddies many many classes worth of free answers, grades, and essentially better chances at a better college and scholarships, followed by a job. do your self a favor and instead of remembering the dullard cheat and half the special moves for mortal kombat, save a few brain cells for something a bit more useful. if you can spare it, remember dullard though.

 

also, up up down down left right left right b a start. never forget.

 

ps sorry* to everyone else who reloaded this thread, i figured they deserved a reply since i never do anyways. someone should move this thread to the help section. good day.

 

*(not)

Two words... Eyeball tattoo.

I've been looking about on google, and found a few ways on cheating in exams:-

 

Maybe you have already heard of the first method—the long-sleeved shirt method. This way works well in winter. Before a test, they write all the important information on their arms. Then they put on long-sleeved shirts to cover their arms. During the test, when the teacher isn't getting a good look at them, they roll up their sleeves and start copying. If the teacher doesn't call on them, it means they got away with it.

 

For math and science exams, there is another method of cheating on an exams—desk notes. Before the exam, they write the necessary formulas—as many as possible—on the desk. If the teacher comes by during the test, the students just push their answer sheets or paper over all of the formulas that are on the desk. This approach is very simple.

 

Another method is the buddy system. This is an old method that is still popular among students who cheat. They always sit next to a friend who knows tons of things to take the test. After this helper finishes doing his/her exam, he/she will sit back and hold his/her exam up so the students who sit next to or behind him/her can clearly see the answers and hurry up and copy them

 

I was wondering if anyone else has any good tips?

 

You had to google that? What a dumbfuck, we were doing shit like that when you were still wearing huggies

I've been looking about on google, and found a few ways on cheating in exams:-

 

Maybe you have already heard of the first method—the long-sleeved shirt method. This way works well in winter. Before a test, they write all the important information on their arms. Then they put on long-sleeved shirts to cover their arms. During the test, when the teacher isn't getting a good look at them, they roll up their sleeves and start copying. If the teacher doesn't call on them, it means they got away with it.

 

For math and science exams, there is another method of cheating on an exams—desk notes. Before the exam, they write the necessary formulas—as many as possible—on the desk. If the teacher comes by during the test, the students just push their answer sheets or paper over all of the formulas that are on the desk. This approach is very simple.

 

Another method is the buddy system. This is an old method that is still popular among students who cheat. They always sit next to a friend who knows tons of things to take the test. After this helper finishes doing his/her exam, he/she will sit back and hold his/her exam up so the students who sit next to or behind him/her can clearly see the answers and hurry up and copy them

 

I was wondering if anyone else has any good tips?

 

stop acting like bart simpson. Seriously, how old are you.. like 10?

If you need to cheat on a test in high school to keep your GPA above a 3.0 then you're an idiot. Basically.

 

If you need to cheat on a test in college to keep your GPA above a 2.0 then you shouldn't be in college. Basically.

 

If you cheat on a test, you will be worthless when you get your job because you are too stupid to learn the basics. You don't go to school to learn how to do your job, you go to school to learn how to do the basics of every job in the field you want. If you cheat on a test you won't know any of that shit and you're going to get fired.

NWA has ended thread.

k I've done this multiple times mainly on math tests or shit like that, but just get a small piece of paper (post it note etc) and write all the shit you need on it (formulas, how to spell words in spanish, whatever) and just put it between your legs, when a teacher comes by just close your legs and open them when they aren't looking. works fucking easy , its just getting the paper there and out which is hardest and if you're sneaky at all you will have no problem. who uses a fucking ti-83 for cheating anyway? unless its a math test or a science which lets you have a fuckin huge ass calculator to use, its stupid.

NWA;378839']If you need to cheat on a test in high school to keep your GPA above a 3.0 then you're an idiot. Basically.

 

If you need to cheat on a test in college to keep your GPA above a 2.0 then you shouldn't be in college. Basically.

 

If you cheat on a test, you will be worthless when you get your job because you are too stupid to learn the basics. You don't go to school to learn how to do your job, you go to school to learn how to do the basics of every job in the field you want. If you cheat on a test you won't know any of that shit and you're going to get fired.

 

luckily any white collar job or job worth keeping as a carreer is going to try and brainwash you to do things to their standards and as long as you have basic knowledge of what you should be doing, your lower level boss (who probably had your job previously) will fill in the blanks for you. remember once you get a job and keep it for a month you can't be fired unless you break company rules, any incompetence is the fault of your company unless they told you what to do and your dumbass just couldnt follow directions.

 

by the way, high school gpa doesnt mean shit because you can always just get a nice SAT score, go to community college, and xfer to a better college once you have some cheap ass xferrable community credits and a decent college gpa. it helps tons because you can take your comp econ and math credts at community college then xfer and take your real major-specific classes at the better college of your choice

CHEATING IS BAD MMMMMMMKAY

 

 

jkjkjk

 

 

i cheat all the time, only been caught once, like 4 years ago.

 

i pick seats that are away from the teacher so its easy to cheat.

I've got another method to cheat in an exam... its full proof! Stick your dick in a plug hole and turn it on, wham u just scored 100%.

 

 

 

 

LMFAO. this guy is 110% Genius!!! this made me effin lol in the comp lab. haha

For math and science exams, there is another method of cheating on an exams—desk notes. Before the exam, they write the necessary formulas—as many as possible—on the desk. If the teacher comes by during the test, the students just push their answer sheets or paper over all of the formulas that are on the desk. This approach is very simple.

 

this one is stupid. if your school doesn't clear out your calculators, put the formulas in the calculators and cheat your way thru it. i did it in high school and it was great.

You all suck at cheating. All of the methods posted can be detected.

 

Record everything and save it as an mp3. Split up the mp3 by topic so you can navigate through it easily, and put it all on your favorite mp3 player. Slip the mp3 player into your pocket so it's not visible, but so you can still hit the buttons from the outside of your pants. Run a headphone up through your sweatshirt and down your sleeve like this:

 

http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/618/cheates9.png

 

Rest your head on your hand and look like you are thinking hard, when really you're just listening to all the notes. :naughty:

yeah physical evidence such as that is entirely undetectable

 

my methods still own you