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....I have therapy tommorow to help me forget the scene, well...here it is.

 

I was riding home from school today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare.

 

Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them.

 

The other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off.

 

When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told her what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

....I have therapy tommorow to help me forget the scene, well...here it is.

 

I was riding home from school today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare.

 

Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them.

 

The other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off.

 

When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told her what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

 

Who the hell are you? its bs for all we know. Got any evidence to back this up?

kthnx

Yeah man, even I have read the whole thing, and you can take it from me, I never read long posts :sly:
I've seen this on a billion other forums. He just copied and pasted it. Fail.:wtcslap:
Yeah man, even I have read the whole thing, and you can take it from me, I never read long posts :sly:

 

same, but this time i did.. wen it got to that part i was like wtf lol

made me laugh, Its also real sad how people like audistarr who just want to jump to flaming because they are to ignorant to read the whole post

I just witnessed a mass murder...

 

This guy lit up a cigarette and killed thousands of his braincells and his friends brain cells with second hand smoke....

Best post I've read in a LONG time.

 

Laughed my ass off.

 

Good enough to reply to, and i NEVER post on here.

same, but this time i did.. wen it got to that part i was like wtf lol

 

lol, you also must have this thing when you see a thread with already many posts you're like, pfff I'll just skip this one, lol I'm just so lazy when it comes down to reading.:sly:

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Who the hell are you? its bs for all we know. Got any evidence to back this up?

kthnx

 

Obviously you didnt read the whole thing, or you would of caught the joke at the end...

 

 

It was anyway pretty obvious that it was a joke after he said this:

....I have therapy tommorow to help me forget the scene

very good i must say. to the people who did not get it read the post slowly.
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