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A recent study by the Medical Office Of Omaha has determined that cheating at computer games can cause blindness, hairy palms, acne, and a reduced sex drive.

 

The study, which was conducted over the past two years on a test group of 15-22 year old males, showed that a full 74% of all cheaters experienced one or more of the above symptoms.

 

Long time gamer and cheater Lex McGovern had this to say, "You know that's funny because late one night I was up cheating again at Counter-Strike when my dad suddenly burst into the room. When he saw what I was doing he was aghast and exclaimed, 'Don't you know you can go blind doing that?' I guess I never really believed him."

 

Although the act of cheating has long been held in low regard, it was not until this point that direct links have been established between cheating and health.

wow this d4v3 guy is obviously another customer of mine.

 

sir would you like a n1gg3r pop?

 

maybe some g00k soup?

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wow this d4v3 guy is obviously another customer of mine.

 

sir would you like a n1gg3r pop?

 

maybe some g00k soup?

 

I'm Acid.

 

You're gay.

 

Shut the fuck up.

I'm Acid.

 

You're gay.

 

Shut the fuck up.

 

correct

ok i have zero of those symptoms

 

except for low sex drive, the bible says mastrabation is a sin

 

matthew 5:30

ok i have zero of those symptoms

 

except for low sex drive, the bible says mastrabation is a sin

 

matthew 5:30

 

Masturbation a sin?? Why, Punching-the-clown and thinking of some hot chick with huge hooters and a pretty mouth to piss in is a bad thing?

jsut what the bible says :/
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