September 13, 200618 yr Loool if you call that ownage i don't want to be raged by you :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
September 13, 200618 yr The Iraq war is not a fair fight, but America is attacking a country with no right to do so and a country who were pummeled to dust about 10 years prior. And three years later they still haven't gained the upper hand. Afghanistan war? Remember the 2000 odd people who were annihilated in the first strike of that battle. And the war is still going on after 5 years, even with all that power and technology. I'm surprised to see how many people are standing up for France. One battle they did win was against Greenpeace. They sent two spies to blow up the Rainbow Warrior protest ship in Auckland Harbour (it was protesting against nuclear testing that was killing the local villagers and destroying every living thing for hundreds of kiloemeters). They killed a Brazillian protester who was on board. They were not punished sso you can call it a win.
September 13, 200618 yr At least France has a famous regiment of crack soldiers; the Foreign Legion. But wait, the problem with that is not many men enlisted in it are French nationals. :wow:
September 13, 200618 yr chozo_ninpo;380534'][myg0t]DKay this goes out to you Studmuffin! <3 The complete Military History of France WE SURENDER FIXED ROFL, nice call
September 16, 200618 yr Vietnam, got soundly beaten by a small guerilla force of barely trained and poorly equipped farm people. If you believe the veitnamease we faught over there were just farm people your mistaken.
September 16, 200618 yr The Iraq war is not a fair fight, but America is attacking a country with no right to do so and a country who were pummeled to dust about 10 years prior. And three years later they still haven't gained the upper hand. Afghanistan war? Remember the 2000 odd people who were annihilated in the first strike of that battle. And the war is still going on after 5 years, even with all that power and technology. I'm surprised to see how many people are standing up for France. One battle they did win was against Greenpeace. They sent two spies to blow up the Rainbow Warrior protest ship in Auckland Harbour (it was protesting against nuclear testing that was killing the local villagers and destroying every living thing for hundreds of kiloemeters). They killed a Brazillian protester who was on board. They were not punished sso you can call it a win. As far as I know, The only reason this war ist done is because morals people have. If the enemy had morals this fight would be over. But they don't. And just like the British in The revolution, we will lose. In the revloutionary war the British refused to use gurrilla tactics EVEN though they were effective. They kept their own style of combat and lost misriably.
September 16, 200618 yr I'd like to clarify something about the Gallic Wars: The Gauls are CELTS, not the French (Franks). So the Gallic wars counts as one of those wars that those of Celtic background lost. And believe me, Celtic men very rarely lose a war. Unless the Liberals are in charge.
September 22, 200618 yr from http://www.****************.com/text/france.html - Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. [Or at ths time in history, a Roman -ed.] - Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted. - Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians. - Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots - Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. - War of Revolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux. - The Dutch War - Tied - War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War - Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power. - War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since. - American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting." - French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. - The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer. - The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night. - World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States [Entering the war late -ed.]. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline. - World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song. - War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu - Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux. - War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's. The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?" "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage." Or, better still, the quote from last week's Wall Street Journal: "They're there when they need you." Tell me, if France and the French suck so much then why is France the biggest country in Western Europe? Wouldnt that mean the British and Germans suck more?
