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Alright so I work at a super-market putting drinks, chips etc on shelves and this family comes into my isle. The family consists of a stupid bogan dad and a fucking load mouth frying pan face mother with a hunch back who I had seen earlier when I was walking past the cheese section. When I walked past the cheese section the stupid bitch yelled at me where the $4.95 cheese that was on special was and of course it was right in front of her fucking sunk in face.

 

Anyway the kid wanted to buy some coke cans. The ones you get in a box of 8. He asked his dad nicely and his dad was like ask your mum. Then the kid realises if you pay 2$ more you get a pack of 12 cans. His dad was to fucking stupid and made some groaning noise and im standing there pretending to write my list snickering to myself. Then the fucking mum comes back from being obnoxious to another staff member in the chips and the kid asks his mum if he can get the coke and shows her that its cheaper to buy 12 and shes like 'NO I MAKE THE DECISIONS HERE NOT YOU I MAKE THEM BECAUSE IM THE DECISION MAKER' the kid looks stunned and doesn't realise his mum is a fuckin moron and then the mum grabs the kid and whispers something in his ear about a deal or something and then asks the dad if he heard what he said and he said he didn't hear. I felt like saying duh you fucking lady of course he couldn't hear you whispered. Then the stupid bitch got pissed off and yelled at the dad for not listening to her.

 

This cracked me up and pissed me off. 8 year old kid shouldn't have to live with parents THAT stupid.

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Couldn't you throw a frozen turkey at these people?

 

Yes, but I would get fired.

 

Who the fuck cares?

What the fuck reply about something you don't care about?

Alright so I work at a super-market putting drinks, chips etc on shelves and this family comes into my isle. The family consists of a stupid bogan dad and a fucking load mouth frying pan face mother with a hunch back who I had seen earlier when I was walking past the cheese section. When I walked past the cheese section the stupid bitch yelled at me where the $4.95 cheese that was on special was and of course it was right in front of her fucking sunk in face.

 

Anyway the kid wanted to buy some coke cans. The ones you get in a box of 8. He asked his dad nicely and his dad was like ask your mum. Then the kid realises if you pay 2$ more you get a pack of 12 cans. His dad was to fucking stupid and made some groaning noise and im standing there pretending to write my list snickering to myself. Then the fucking mum comes back from being obnoxious to another staff member in the chips and the kid asks his mum if he can get the coke and shows her that its cheaper to buy 12 and shes like 'NO I MAKE THE DECISIONS HERE NOT YOU I MAKE THEM BECAUSE IM THE DECISION MAKER' the kid looks stunned and doesn't realise his mum is a fuckin moron and then the mum grabs the kid and whispers something in his ear about a deal or something and then asks the dad if he heard what he said and he said he didn't hear. I felt like saying duh you fucking lady of course he couldn't hear you whispered. Then the stupid bitch got pissed off and yelled at the dad for not listening to her.

 

This cracked me up and pissed me off. 8 year old kid shouldn't have to live with parents THAT stupid.

 

sounds like some of the fucks that come into k-mart... hooooolllleeeeyyyyy shiiiit!

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Are you trying to insult me? Or asian adults who work full time in a grocery store?
Alright so I work at a super-market putting drinks, chips etc on shelves and this family comes into my isle. The family consists of a stupid bogan dad and a fucking load mouth frying pan face mother with a hunch back who I had seen earlier when I was walking past the cheese section. When I walked past the cheese section the stupid bitch yelled at me where the $4.95 cheese that was on special was and of course it was right in front of her fucking sunk in face.

 

Anyway the kid wanted to buy some coke cans. The ones you get in a box of 8. He asked his dad nicely and his dad was like ask your mum. Then the kid realises if you pay 2$ more you get a pack of 12 cans. His dad was to fucking stupid and made some groaning noise and im standing there pretending to write my list snickering to myself. Then the fucking mum comes back from being obnoxious to another staff member in the chips and the kid asks his mum if he can get the coke and shows her that its cheaper to buy 12 and shes like 'NO I MAKE THE DECISIONS HERE NOT YOU I MAKE THEM BECAUSE IM THE DECISION MAKER' the kid looks stunned and doesn't realise his mum is a fuckin moron and then the mum grabs the kid and whispers something in his ear about a deal or something and then asks the dad if he heard what he said and he said he didn't hear. I felt like saying duh you fucking lady of course he couldn't hear you whispered. Then the stupid bitch got pissed off and yelled at the dad for not listening to her.

 

This cracked me up and pissed me off. 8 year old kid shouldn't have to live with parents THAT stupid.

 

 

Your post is too long for my lazy eyes, sorry but you're an asshole, next time make it shorter. :sly:

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You're in a dead end job, lol.. Enjoy life!

 

Yup, Im going to be working there for the rest of my life.

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