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"you dumbass motherfucker you trimmed those buds 2 weeks early!!!!..now how am i supposed to pay off my car insurance when no one wants this garbage bud? GTFO and slang rocks now!"

I'll probably raise them like my parents raised me. Not really letting me take anything for granted and making me work for the things I want.

 

I'll probably sit my son/daughter down when he/she is at an age where they can actually like, comprehend life and just tell them how it is and how its going to be.

 

"You want ____? Well, how much do you have in your savings? Are you sure you're going to be able to pay for college if you get _____? Just making you think about it"

heklim;380220']"dont post bullshit spam on myg0t forums"

 

wtf is your avatar, aborted baby yerr?

Take nothing too seriously, everything changes.

 

Do what really makes you happier, overall.

 

Most people are stupid, when it comes down to it, the brighter they are, the more likely this is to be true. Maybe this can be better said "most people are incapable of thinking rationally about anything they are involved in or care about".

 

People are selfish. This includes you. If you find yourself tempted to be generous/charitable, figure out what it is YOU really get from it (warm fuzzy feelings, a tax shelter, a feeling of having done your part to ease suffering in the world, whatever), and if you still think it's worth it, then have a blast, but UNDERSTAND your motivations.

 

Be well capable of providing for your own needs before taking on the responsibility of providing someone else's

 

It's always worth taking the time to illustrate to an idiot exactly how stupid he is...most people ONLY learn through painful experience, so you're doing the world a favor when you aid someone in this way.

 

If you start a sentence "hey guys, watch this", you're about to learn something by the method listed above.

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