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name 3 things you would buy at wal-mart to freak out the lady at the cash register

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ok so i saw this on another board and thought it was funnier then shit...lets see what creative minds we have here...

 

 

 

1. Home pregnancy test

2. Coat hanger

3. Bottle of Pain medication

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1. Plastic handcuffs

2. A whip or rope if whip not available

3. A cheetah thong

-A Shotgun

-Box of Roses

-And a leather jacket

 

 

Then I'd do a reenactment of the Terminator 2 movie where he hides the shotgun in the box of roses then takes the shotgun out, then fucks the cop up.

1. Rope

2. Ducktape

3. Chair

 

So I could tie your stupid ass up until you decide to stop making these threads.

 

Oh and 4. Dildo to stick up your ass.

oo creative

I would get

1. a small plastic pool

2. a large knife

3. an airfreshener (ya know one of the ones that sprays the stuff every half hour or so)

 

wish i could be a bit more creative but im not

Thats funny because, a few weeks ago a friend went into wal-mart and asked to see a shotgun, he asked how much it was, the employee said a price, then my friend says "You know where the anti-depressents are?" wit the shotgun in his hand. The employee takes the gun away and says "I cant sell you this"
Geesus;380495']Thats funny because' date=' a few weeks ago a friend went into wal-mart and asked to see a shotgun, he asked how much it was, the employee said a price, then my friend says "You know where the anti-depressents are?" wit the shotgun in his hand. The employee takes the gun away and says "I cant sell you this"[/quote']

 

FUCKING ROFL IRL

1. Easy cake bake mix

2. icing sugar

3. party hat

 

ZOMG YOUR GOING TO GET IN MYG)T, NO?!?!

1. Pudding

2. Condems

3. Telephone card

 

Thats it.

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a comfy pair of sweat pants.

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