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name 3 things you would buy at wal-mart to freak out the lady at the cash register

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Scented candles

Chocolates...

 

 

 

and an at home enima kit.

 

 

 

For that special someone <3

humpy;380738']1. shotgun

2. shovel

3. duct tape.

 

best combo

 

winner

 

ski mask

shotgun

duffle bag

 

would be nice as well

put 10 bottles of liquor

 

a box of kleenex

 

and a lighter

 

on layaway

 

and make the pick-up date sept.11

1) Carrot

2) Vaseline

3) Condom

 

OR

 

1) Shovel

2) Hessian bags - 2 metres long, half a metre wide.

3) Lime

 

just to let you know, vaseline disentigrates condoms

 

 

what is would buy is:

 

1. Lots and lots of handlotion

2. Richard Simmons Video

3. Butt Plug

1. Nothing

2. Nothing

3. Nothing

 

Just stare at the cashier you dumb shits. You don't need to buy anything to freak someone out.

aol cds

computer

really long phone cord

 

arnt those cds free.. i guess you get another item. :/

 

i'd get a :nigga: if not then a retard (the ones that work there that they are dumb enough to hire/)

shovel

chains

NWA;381208']1. Nothing

2. Nothing

3. Nothing

 

Just stare at the cashier you dumb shits. You don't need to buy anything to freak someone out.

 

Good point, but then again i currently do part time work in a supermarket if someone did that id slap them.

1. "How the West was fun" DVD Starring the Olsen twins.

 

2. KY Jelly

 

3. Socks.

 

heh

1: a computer (for myg0t forum)

2: counter strike (to pwn noobs)

3: a book on "how to meet women" (because your Friday night only involves downloading pr0n)

 

 

The lady is freaked out because your a computer Nerd,Geek,Dweeb,Virgin,Pervert,etc...

1: a computer (for myg0t forum)

2: counter strike (to pwn noobs)

3: a book on "how to meet women" (because your Friday night only involves downloading pr0n)

 

 

The lady is freaked out because your a computer Nerd,Geek,Dweeb,Virgin,Pervert,etc...

 

wow, you're fucking dumb.

.Re^fleX.;382315']wow' date=' you're fucking dumb.[/quote']

 

because i know you have a receipt for that same stuff at walmart! except its on layaway you poor bastard, lolz

1: a computer (for myg0t forum)

2: counter strike (to pwn noobs)

3: a book on "how to meet women" (because your Friday night only involves downloading pr0n)

 

 

The lady is freaked out because your a computer Nerd,Geek,Dweeb,Virgin,Pervert,etc...

 

sorry you lose.

Strong alcohol (vodka or gin)

Duct tape

Videocamera

 

or

 

Women's panties

Salami

Lube

 

or

 

Rope

Strong liquor

Sleeping pills (cry before entering and try to act all depressed at the counter).

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