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similar to america, but here we use

 

shotguns, machine guns, sub-machine guns, pistols, pipebombs, napalm, and grenades

 

but before the shooting you HAVE to make sure that youre all sauced up on some Jack D+Opium.

 

trenchcoats are a must have in this type of situation as well..

 

any noob school shooter knows you have to wait until the cafeteria is full until you start the fun, gotta throw a few pipe bombs into the crowd and then let the AK spray while everyone is ducking for cover, also will need full body armor and 1000+ rounds of ammunition.

 

The guy used pistols and a semi-automatic rifle.

 

He was sauced up on Jack Daniels according to his last blog post.

 

He was in a trenchcoat.

 

Cafeteria was full, it was at the time when most people had just left class and went there since it's the hang out place, and because it's right next to the lockers.

The last school shooting in England was......................................................................................................
"a psychological evaluation described him as mentally retarded"
"He shot right at us. And when he shot at us we jumped and ran the other day," said student Ali Hussein

 

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The last school shooting in England was......................................................................................................

 

that one time that psycho went into that primary school and shot loads of kids and teachers in the hall

that one time that psycho went into that primary school and shot loads of kids and teachers in the hall

 

lol oh yeah about 20 years ago, and some bitch gym teacher tried to slow him down.

 

and failed, LAWL

lol oh yeah about 20 years ago, and some bitch gym teacher tried to slow him down.

 

and failed, LAWL

 

that actually isnt funny

just proves the fact that canadians are dumb. btw, your english owns.

 

I live in British Columbia, Canada.

Someone i know was 3 feet away from the shooter hiding under a table. He saw bullets hitting the table he was hiding under. He saw the girl get shot in the head. One of his other friends (a girl) was shot in the shoulder. He begged the shooter to let him take her out, telling him she was dead. The following dialogue ensued.

 

"She's dead, let me take her out"

"No, she's not dead"

"I swear, she is"

 

*Shooter shoots her 4 times*

 

"There, now she's dead"

 

He managed to crawl out when the guy cornered himself by the vending machines.

 

Someone's going to need counselling, LAWL!

Someone i know was 3 feet away from the shooter hiding under a table. He saw bullets hitting the table he was hiding under. He saw the girl get shot in the head. One of his other friends (a girl) was shot in the shoulder. He begged the shooter to let him take her out, telling him she was dead. The following dialogue ensued.

 

"She's dead, let me take her out"

"No, she's not dead"

"I swear, she is"

 

*Shooter shoots her 4 times*

 

"There, now she's dead"

 

He managed to crawl out when the guy cornered himself by the vending machines.

 

Someone's going to need counselling, LAWL!

 

There was only one student killed in the shooting.

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