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here's a fucker that ripped off a friend of mine for THOUSANDS of dollars on an audio gear sale. feel free to rage him. the idea is you create an AIM account with a name like a popular brand of cereal, and try to convince him to try some...

 

HIS AIM: destin420365

 

EXAMPLE:

hnybnchesofoatz: hey

destin420365: ?

hnybnchesofoatz: hey destin, i'm with honey bunches of oats, how's it going

destin420365: huy ? pam ?

hnybnchesofoatz: no, i'm actually with the honey bunches of oats street team

hnybnchesofoatz: basically my job is to try to convince people to eat honey bunches of oats cereal

destin420365: yeah and who gave u my info ?

hnybnchesofoatz: we have probably one of the strongest followings in the cereal industry

hnybnchesofoatz: you signed up for our mailing list

destin420365: i didn't sign up to your mailing list

hnybnchesofoatz: so what is it going to take to get you to try honey bunches of oats with peaches

destin420365: u to massage my balls like they were a peach

hnybnchesofoatz: i can hook you up with complimentary coupons

hnybnchesofoatz: you can try a box on us, the honey bunches of oats street team

hnybnchesofoatz: can we come by and schedule a meeting?

destin420365: ummmm ....no .......

hnybnchesofoatz: what's wrong with that? we'll compensate you for your time.

hnybnchesofoatz: it's not a lot of work, i basically just want you to try all 5 flavors... peach, strawberry, almond, honey (original), and brand new cinnamon

destin420365: ummmmmmmmmmmmmm..... no .... and please refrain from contacxting me ever again ...i didn't sign up for your list so i don't know how u got my info ....

hnybnchesofoatz: look man, i'm just trying to reach out to the public

destin420365: ok dave

destin420365: fuck u pal

hnybnchesofoatz: you signed up at a music event

destin420365: no i don't think i did

destin420365: i don't sign anything mother fucker!

destin420365: loose my info .....and get lost... AAGAGGGGG

hnybnchesofoatz: i don't understand the hostility bro

hnybnchesofoatz: i just want you to try our cereals

hnybnchesofoatz: they're quite delicious

destin420365: omg your so gay fucking gayaas

hnybnchesofoatz: yo, bro

hnybnchesofoatz: are you sure i can't interest you in some vouchers for free cereal?

destin420365: who the fuck r u ?

hnybnchesofoatz: i'm a representative of the honey bunches of oats street team

destin420365: and no i don't want your fuckin cereal

destin420365: oh my god! FUKCY OU

hnybnchesofoatz: look, my cereal is fucking delicious sir

destin420365 signed off at 8:54:46 PM.

 

 

please post any good ones here. i'm sure he'll get more & more raged the more people do this.

here's a fucker that ripped off a friend of mine for THOUSANDS of dollars on an audio gear sale. feel free to rage him. the idea is you create an AIM account with a name like a popular brand of cereal, and try to convince him to try some...

 

HIS AIM: destin420365

 

EXAMPLE:

hnybnchesofoatz: hey

destin420365: ?

hnybnchesofoatz: hey destin, i'm with honey bunches of oats, how's it going

destin420365: huy ? pam ?

hnybnchesofoatz: no, i'm actually with the honey bunches of oats street team

hnybnchesofoatz: basically my job is to try to convince people to eat honey bunches of oats cereal

destin420365: yeah and who gave u my info ?

hnybnchesofoatz: we have probably one of the strongest followings in the cereal industry

hnybnchesofoatz: you signed up for our mailing list

destin420365: i didn't sign up to your mailing list

hnybnchesofoatz: so what is it going to take to get you to try honey bunches of oats with peaches

destin420365: u to massage my balls like they were a peach

hnybnchesofoatz: i can hook you up with complimentary coupons

hnybnchesofoatz: you can try a box on us, the honey bunches of oats street team

hnybnchesofoatz: can we come by and schedule a meeting?

destin420365: ummmm ....no .......

hnybnchesofoatz: what's wrong with that? we'll compensate you for your time.

hnybnchesofoatz: it's not a lot of work, i basically just want you to try all 5 flavors... peach, strawberry, almond, honey (original), and brand new cinnamon

destin420365: ummmmmmmmmmmmmm..... no .... and please refrain from contacxting me ever again ...i didn't sign up for your list so i don't know how u got my info ....

hnybnchesofoatz: look man, i'm just trying to reach out to the public

destin420365: ok dave

destin420365: fuck u pal

hnybnchesofoatz: you signed up at a music event

destin420365: no i don't think i did

destin420365: i don't sign anything mother fucker!

destin420365: loose my info .....and get lost... AAGAGGGGG

hnybnchesofoatz: i don't understand the hostility bro

hnybnchesofoatz: i just want you to try our cereals

hnybnchesofoatz: they're quite delicious

destin420365: omg your so gay fucking gayaas

hnybnchesofoatz: yo, bro

hnybnchesofoatz: are you sure i can't interest you in some vouchers for free cereal?

destin420365: who the fuck r u ?

hnybnchesofoatz: i'm a representative of the honey bunches of oats street team

destin420365: and no i don't want your fuckin cereal

destin420365: oh my god! FUKCY OU

hnybnchesofoatz: look, my cereal is fucking delicious sir

destin420365 signed off at 8:54:46 PM.

 

 

please post any good ones here. i'm sure he'll get more & more raged the more people do this.

 

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