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ts one of those live chats

check it out go mess with him

http://www.pensketruckrental.com/contact.html

 

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Eric : Hi thread. How may I assist you?

thread grader: hello i wuz wondering whatthe biggest truck izz

Eric : A 26 ft truck

thread grader: how many people can i fit?

Eric : 3

thread grader: hmm

thread grader: how much that gonna run me?

Eric : As indicated upon entering the chat we don't have rates or availability through this service- you would need to call into 1-888-996-5415

thread grader: mchh shuddup ho how much that gonna run me?

thread grader: hello eric?

Eric : listen thread i told you i can not discuss prices with you, i would appreciate it if you would watch your mouth

thread grader: ummm

thread grader: ***** yuz wack az shit i m not even talking how am i gonna watch my mouth

thread grader: Eric i would like your managers number

Eric : what the **** dont ****ing talk to me like that you little punk nerd tell all your little friends to stop ****ing with this site you nerdy hackers

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This is good fun, I'm in. Soooooooo easy to rage.

 

I think I made him leave. On the bright side he knows what myg0t is now. Ill join in again later.

 

I'm going to sign up that e-mail adress to tons of gay porn, animal porn and all sorts of shit.

I just spammed him with "myg0t owns you fucking slaves" and after about 3 times he just left. He didn't even say anything.

 

[email protected] Send that e-mail adress all the spam you can sign it up for. We might wreck this fucking site.

the guy replying obviously has a sense of nerd ego himself. It it was me I wouldn't blink to disconnect if someone got mouthy.

 

What kind of person sits at a computer all day/night waiting for customers to text them with questions? A nerd.

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Cindy : Hi Bill. How may I assist you?

Bill Johnson: just browsin

Bill Johnson: looking for hawties

Bill Johnson: trucks*

Bill Johnson: whats the best one you got?

Bill Johnson: most used? spacer.gif

 

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Jena : Hi Miguel. How may I assist you?

Miguel Santiago: Hello, what is your largest model?

Jena : That would be our 26' truck, That will accommodate 6-8 total rooms of furniture.

Miguel Santiago: I'm not good with estimates like that. What about humans?

Miguel Santiago: How many people would you say could fit in one of those?

Miguel Santiago: We ship items in from mexico that would be around that relative size.

 

 

 

 

SHE REFUSES TO RESPOND.

 

MORE INFO. LATER.

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You have been connected to Eric .

Eric : Hi Audi. How may I assist you?

Audi Starr: Hi!

Audi Starr: I'm need a little help with the truck rental.

Eric : How can I help you?

Audi Starr: Who will be giving me the trucks, or will some m3n bring it for me

Audi Starr: and do all the 'HANDY' jobs for me ;]

Audi Starr: Reply ffs I need to go smack my wife soon

Eric: We will take your furniture and deliver them by hand

Audi Starr: ffs about time you replied you bitch, how many of these MEN you speak of will I get. If you get my drift, lol ;)

Audi Starr: Hello..?

Audi Starr: HELLO? I NEED TO MOVE HOUSE SERIOUSLY IM SCARED SOME GUY ACROSS THE ROAD KEEPS LOOKING AT ME

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Valerie : Hi Sandy. How may I assist you?

Sandy Khuntz: I was wondering what the payload for your largest truck is?

Valerie : The 26 foot truck can hold about 8,370 lbs

Sandy Khuntz: How fast does it go?

Sandy Khuntz: Also do you need a CDL for it?

Valerie : Max of 68-75 mph. Not for personal rentals.

Sandy Khuntz: Do you guys offer insurance on the vehicle like a car rental?

Valerie : The trucks come only with 3rd party liability. You can purchase additional coverage for the truck at the time of pick up if you like.

Sandy Khuntz: How heavy is the truck empyt?

Valerie : it is about 12,400 lbs empty

Sandy Khuntz: Does the trucks have A/C? in the storage section?

Sandy Khuntz: I work for a coroner's office and we need to transport massive amounts of bodies

Sandy Khuntz: somewhere in the figures of 45-60

Sandy Khuntz: They need to stay cold.

Valerie : Unfortunately not

Valerie : we do not have anything for that purpose

Sandy Khuntz: I guess we could pack it full of ice.

Sandy Khuntz: one last question

Sandy Khuntz: How does it feel to know that your talking to someone named Sandy Khuntz?

Sandy Khuntz: Get it

Sandy Khuntz: Sandy Cunts!

Sandy Khuntz: OMG SO FUCKING OWNED

Sandy Khuntz: Owned like some ******s on a tree

Sandy Khuntz: Trees are brown for a reason!

Sandy Khuntz: so the ******s blend in

Sandy Khuntz: ahaha

Sandy Khuntz: another good one

 

 

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Eric : Hi Cobalt. How may I assist you?

Cobalt: hi eric

Cobalt: well

Cobalt: to show my problem u first need to check this pic http://www.gabenewell.com

Cobalt: so how can u aid me on this 1

Cobalt: hello?

 

Gabed...

 

i also visited http://www.ige.com and did it to their live chat represetitive who is usually a chink who is clueless and clicks on dodgey links like aquabelic.tk

 

 

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c0balt2: Hi

c0balt2: yeh ive got a question about my transaction

c0balt2: Firstly all the details are on this screenshot http://www.gabenewell.com

c0balt2: and problem is indicated

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OWNED!

 

 

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Valerie : Hi Daniel. How may I assist you?

Daniel: Hi valerie

Daniel: i need some advice on a problem

Daniel: http://www.gabenewell.com The picture is here indicating the problem and i would like some advice

Daniel: YOU ***GOT BITCH

Daniel: I RAPE YOUR MOM

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Gabed this bitch aswell.

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Jena : Hi bob. How may I assist you?

bob saget: Yeah i want to speak to your manager

bob saget: the last guy i was talking to would not respond to me

Jena : What would you like a response to? Maybe I can help you.

bob saget: can i talk to your manager?

Jena : There is not one on duty at the present time. IS there anything I may be able to help you with?

bob saget: well the other guy didnt answer my questions so i suppose i could ask you?

Jena : What can I help you with Bob?

bob saget: how many people do you think you could fit into your largest truck

Jena : Our largest truck would accommodate 3 people.

bob saget: like in the front?

bob saget: i know i can fit more than that in the back

bob saget: whats your largest truck

Jena : We don't allow you to have people in the cargo area of the truck

bob saget: well you dont have to know about it

bob saget: whats the largest truck you rent

Jena : Would you now like to speak to a manager? They just got back in the office.

bob saget: yes i would like to

Jena : Our largest truck is our 26' truck?

bob saget: alright

bob saget: can i speak with your managrr

Jena : Is there a phone number they can reach you at? I will give them a message to call you so you can report the last representative you spoke with.

bob saget: yes

bob saget: 18153893315

Jena : Do you know what the name of the representative is that you spoke with?

bob saget: josh

Jena : When did you last speak with Josh please?

bob saget: this morning before i went to work

Jena : Do you have an estimate on the time. I can pull the recorded chat and send that to the manager along with your phone number.

bob saget: umm around 7:45-8:00

bob saget: I am bob saget

Jena : Ok Bob. Is there anything more I can help you with at this time?

bob saget: the famous actor

bob saget: maybe you might have heard of me

bob saget: full house

Jena : I never heard of you Bob, I apologize

bob saget: oh

bob saget: well

bob saget: lets say i live in northern illinois

bob saget: is it possible i could drive a truck to mexico and take it back a few days later?

Jena : We don't permit our truck to cross the border.

bob saget: well how would all that work do you think

bob saget: could i get a truck on the border and transfer my things over?

Jena : I don't understand what you mean.

bob saget: well i own a lawn care company

bob saget: and a few of my workers are here illegally

bob saget: i want to take them back to their homeland

Jena : We cant rent you a truck for that reason. I apologize.

bob saget: well lets say i have some furniture i need to return to their homes in mexico

bob saget: is there some sort of penske in mexico that will rent me a truck?

Jena : I apologize, No we don't have location in Mexico.

Jena : When would you like a manager to call you?

bob saget: whenever

Jena : Would now be ok?

Jena : what is the phone number again you can be reached on?

bob saget: my wifes on the phone call in like 15 minutes

bob saget: its

bob saget: 1 815 389 3315

Jena : Ok. Certainly..

bob saget: how much does a 26 footer cost

Jena : If you would like to receive a one way quote, I can send you to the page where you would just have to enter your trip information to get the current prices. Would you like me to send you there?

bob saget: is there a place near the border i could drop the truck off?

bob saget: and how would i get home?

Jena : You would need to provide your own transportation after you return the truck.

Jena : Bob, I do apologize, we don't permit our trucks to cross the border. There are no locations in Mexico that you could drop the truck.

bob saget: well can you like rent me a cheaper truck afterwards to drive back to my area?

bob saget: i just want to drop it near the border then idk how im gonna get all of them across but ill manage

bob saget: the less illegal workers we have the more money for us ya know

bob saget: do you think i could get a discount for a good deed?

Jena : You do know that this chat is recorded don't you?

Jena : We cant rent you a truck for illegal purposes.

bob saget: you told me that already

bob saget: nor have i rented a truck yet

bob saget: im just speaking hypothetically

Jena : I am not able to help you any longer. I apologize. Have a good day Bob. Thank you for contacting Penske.

bob saget: wait

bob saget: check out http://www.myg0t.com sometime ok?

bob saget: kbai

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I knew she kinda liked me

 

got bored 5 minutes later and connected till i got her again

 

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Jena : Hi Heywood. How may I assist you?

Heywood jablowme: Yeah i want to speak to your manager

Heywood jablowme: the last guy i was talking to would not respond to me

Jena : Penske considers your inappropriate chats a form of harassment and if it continues we will report this to the appropriate authorities including all IP address and chat transcripts

Heywood jablowme: ? be more specific?

Heywood jablowme: what did i do

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LOL, this is fun shit. I liked your convo bob saget..I got the same lady.

 

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Jena : Hi Alyeer. How may I assist you?

Alyeer Hassan: Hi, how many people do your trucks hold?

Alyeer Hassan: ello?

Jena : What size truck are you interested in please?

Alyeer Hassan: what is the largest truck you carry?

Alyeer Hassan: Hello? Why are you not responding to me?

Alyeer Hassan: Is it because of my name?

Alyeer Hassan: Damnit, this always happens, you people do not reply to me because I am from the middle east!

Jena : How many total rooms of furniture are you moving please?

Jena : I will dismiss this chat if you speak to me that way again.

Alyeer Hassan: Ya...we are moving our "supplies" into 3 houses. On the smae street.

Alyeer Hassan: On the same street.

Jena : How many total rooms of furniture are you moving please? I can then better direct you to what size truck would best meet your moving needs.

Alyeer Hassan: What is the largest truck you have?

Alyeer Hassan: 3 rooms.

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Jena : The largest truck we rent for house hold rentals is our 26' truck. This size will accommodate 6-8 total rooms of furniture.

Network connection re-established.

Alyeer Hassan: How many normal-size to larger-size people can fit in the back of your largest truck

Jena : Penske considers your inappropriate chats a form of harassment and if it continues we will report this to the appropriate authorities including all IP address and chat transcripts Your IP address has been recorded and will be reported now.

Alyeer Hassan: If there was 10-20 mexicans in the back of the truck, would they be able to breath?

Alyeer Hassan: Is there any air holes, so that oxygen can go in and out?

Alyeer Hassan: I do not want my property to sufficate.

Alyeer Hassan: Hello? Why is it taking you a long time to answer me?

Jena : Penske considers your inappropriate chats a form of harassment and if it continues we will report this to the appropriate authorities including all IP address and chat transcripts.

Alyeer Hassan: You have already said this! What does that mean!

Alyeer Hassan: Fine, ill find someone else to help me!

Alyeer Hassan: STUPID AMERICANS AND YOUR DAMN SNOTTY NESS

Alyeer Hassan: I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

Jena : That means we are tracing your IP address and it will be reported and legal action may be taken against your for harassment.

Alyeer Hassan: Like police action?

Alyeer Hassan: FBI?

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:D

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You have been connected to Eric .

Eric : Hi Audi. How may I assist you?

Audi Starr: Hi!

Audi Starr: I'm need a little help with the truck rental.

Eric : How can I help you?

Audi Starr: Who will be giving me the trucks, or will some m3n bring it for me

Audi Starr: and do all the 'HANDY' jobs for me ;]

Audi Starr: Reply ffs I need to go smack my wife soon

Eric: We will take your furniture and deliver them by hand

Audi Starr: ffs about time you replied you bitch, how many of these MEN you speak of will I get. If you get my drift, lol ;)

Audi Starr: Hello..?

Audi Starr: HELLO? I NEED TO MOVE HOUSE SERIOUSLY IM SCARED SOME GUY ACROSS THE ROAD KEEPS LOOKING AT ME

 

is it me or does the blue writing go down when you squint your eyes? :O_o:

Who's going to be the first to ask how the exterior would react if there happened to be a large explosion in the back. And make sure your name is Sheik Muhammed...

LMFAO, This is really fun. This time I was prettending to be a terrorist with explosives.

 

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Jena : Hi Alfred. How may I assist you?

Alfred Riggland: Hello Jenna

Alfred Riggland: Sorry about disconnecting

Alfred Riggland: My connection is bad over here in the UK

Jena : How can I help you Alfred?

Alfred Riggland: I was wondering how secure your trucks are.

Jena : I apologize, I am not sure what you mean by that.

Alfred Riggland: Oh, sorry for my english.

Alfred Riggland: Wel, will my belongings be safe?

Jena : You would need to provide a pad lock to lock the back of the truck.

Alfred Riggland: Is there a way to secure my things so they cannot fall over or tip

Alfred Riggland: I need to transport some very "sensitive" things. And I cannot have them being damaged.

Currently experiencing network delays, one moment please....

Jena : Our truck are equipped with tie down bars for you to tie your belongings to secure them in place. You would need to provide the bungie straps or rope to do that.

Network connection re-established.

Alfred Riggland: Oh, what are these bungie straps you speak of? Are they ropes or something?

Alfred Riggland: Nevermind that.

Alfred Riggland: I have a very important question to ask you.

Alfred Riggland: Do you or any of your employees search or look through my belongings? Because I can not have that happening without consequense.

Jena : What your planning on moving?

Alfred Riggland: Different types of chemicals.

Alfred Riggland: Some of them are highly combustable.

Jena : Sorry< We wont rent to you for that purpose.

Alfred Riggland: You won't?

Jena : No.

Alfred Riggland: Well, can i move Ballistite or Cordite N in your trucks?

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Jena : No

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Jena : It would violate the rental agreement.

Alfred Riggland: Oh, thats too bad. Do you know what ballistite is?

Alfred Riggland: I have a website that has a quick description of it if you like. Then you might be able to tell me if i can move it or not.

Jena : That means we are tracing your IP address and it will be reported and legal action may be taken against your for harassment.

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ataraxia;386195']Who's going to be the first to ask how the exterior would react if there happened to be a large explosion in the back. And make sure your name is Sheik Muhammed...

LOL, i didnt even think of that.

 

:facesj:

i love jena

 

this thread shoulda been titled

"penske truck rental raid"

holy lol. at least you guys are making these peoples jobs more interesting

lmfao i said hi and got warned jena is turning out to be a bitch

 

 

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You have been connected to Jena .

ÿ»♫╡╫╫: hi

Jena : Penske considers your inappropriate chats a form of harassment and if it continues we will report this to the appropriate authorities including all IP address and chat transcripts

ÿ»♫╡╫╫: i need to know where the nearest location to rent a truck is

ÿ»♫╡╫╫: do you know of a rental location nearest stillman valley, illinois

Jena : Penske considers your inappropriate chats a form of harassment and if it continues we will report this to the appropriate authorities including all IP address and chat transcripts

Thank you for your interest in Penske Truck Rental.

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http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y134/drtimmerz/ROFLAMOAOAOAO.jpg

LMFAO

 

She kept doing the same shit to me. Jena is a bitch. :lmfao:

 

She might think were the same people, lol.

 

:facesj:

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You are currently at position number 1 in the queue.

You have been connected to Jena .

Jena : Hi Dan. How may I assist you?

Dan: oh great, hah, i'm moving house soon was just wondering what kind of prices i would be looking at

Jena : Is this for a local rental (pick up and drop off at the same location) or a one way rental (pick up and drop off at different locations)?

Dan: pick up and drop off at different locations

Jena : When would you like to make your move?

Dan: in like 4 months

Jena : If you would like to receive a one way quote, I can send you to the page where you would just have to enter your trip information to get the current prices. Would you like me to send you there?

Dan: ah yea sure, thanks alot jena you've been a great help

Jena : I am glad I could be of help Dan. Sending page now

The agent is sending you to http://www.pensketruckrental.com/personal_rental/index.html.

Dan: thanks alot. cya! nice meeting you :-)

Jena : You too. Thank you for contacting Penske. Have a great evening.

 

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