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shit dude lol

 

 

i totally had an original idea to rage her

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Jena : Hi bob. How may I assist you?

bob wow: I was wondering what the payload for your largest truck is?

Jena : The largest truck we have is our 26' truck. This will hold 8890lbs

bob wow: How fast does it go?

Jena : our truck will go about 80 -85 mph.

Jena : When you have a full load we recommend that you don't go over 55 mph

bob wow: whats the volume it can carry ?

Jena : It will accommodate 6-8 total rooms of furniture. We don't have trucks that will cary liquid.

bob wow: what you dont know wont hurt you

bob wow: anyways, can you give me a rough estimate

Jena : I am not permitted to give you a quote through live chat if I am aware you are going to be putting live cattle in the truck.

bob wow: I am not going to be putting cattle in the truck.

Jena : That is what you told me you were going to be transporting along with furniture.

bob wow: i told you nothing.

bob wow: I told you nothing about what i was transporting

bob wow: all that i asked was for was an estimate of the volume the truck has

Jena : I apologize, That was sent to the wrong chat.

Jena : If you would like to receive a one way quote, I can send you to the page where you would just have to enter your trip information to get the current prices. Would you like me to send you there?

bob wow: no, i would like an estimate of the volume

bob wow: please estimate

Jena : Volume?

bob wow: volume capacity of the truck

Jena : Our largest truck will hold 6-8 total rooms of furniture.

bob wow: what does that mean

Jena : That means you can move 6-8 total rooms of furniture in our largest truck.

bob wow: okay, do you know the dimensions of the truck's carying capapcity

bob wow: so i can calculate the volume

Jena : What will you be transporting?

bob wow: packing foam peanuts

bob wow: please tell me the volume in meters cubed

Jena : Is this for a business rental?

bob wow: no

Jena : I don't have that information. We rent our house hold trucks for personal house hold rentals. Our largest truck will carry 6-8 total rooms of furniture. I wish I could be of more help to you.

bob wow: okay, how do i get one

Jena : When would you like to make your move?

bob wow: I'm thinking in a few months, say decembeish

bob wow: around christmass time

Jena : If you would like to receive a one way quote, I can send you to the page where you would just have to enter your trip information to get the current prices. Would you like me to send you there?

bob wow: no

bob wow: you were just owned my http://www.myg0t.com

bob wow: LOLZ

Jena : Penske considers your inappropriate chats a form of harassment, this will be reported to the appropriate authorities including all IP addresses and chat transcripts. Your IP address has been recorded and legal action may be taken against you.

bob wow: lol, get some

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Jena : What will you be transporting?

bob wow: packing foam peanuts

 

LMFAO thats fucking awesome.

 

WTF was she talking about cattle???

 

good rage :facesj: :gaysex2:

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Jena : Hi bob. How may I assist you?

bob wow: I was wondering what the payload for your largest truck is?

Jena : The largest truck we have is our 26' truck. This will hold 8890lbs

bob wow: How fast does it go?

Jena : our truck will go about 80 -85 mph.

Jena : When you have a full load we recommend that you don't go over 55 mph

bob wow: whats the volume it can carry ?

Jena : It will accommodate 6-8 total rooms of furniture. We don't have trucks that will cary liquid.

bob wow: what you dont know wont hurt you

bob wow: anyways, can you give me a rough estimate

Jena : I am not permitted to give you a quote through live chat if I am aware you are going to be putting live cattle in the truck.

bob wow: I am not going to be putting cattle in the truck.

Jena : That is what you told me you were going to be transporting along with furniture.

bob wow: i told you nothing.

bob wow: I told you nothing about what i was transporting

bob wow: all that i asked was for was an estimate of the volume the truck has

Jena : I apologize, That was sent to the wrong chat.

Jena : If you would like to receive a one way quote, I can send you to the page where you would just have to enter your trip information to get the current prices. Would you like me to send you there?

bob wow: no, i would like an estimate of the volume

bob wow: please estimate

Jena : Volume?

bob wow: volume capacity of the truck

Jena : Our largest truck will hold 6-8 total rooms of furniture.

bob wow: what does that mean

Jena : That means you can move 6-8 total rooms of furniture in our largest truck.

bob wow: okay, do you know the dimensions of the truck's carying capapcity

bob wow: so i can calculate the volume

Jena : What will you be transporting?

bob wow: packing foam peanuts

bob wow: please tell me the volume in meters cubed

Jena : Is this for a business rental?

bob wow: no

Jena : I don't have that information. We rent our house hold trucks for personal house hold rentals. Our largest truck will carry 6-8 total rooms of furniture. I wish I could be of more help to you.

bob wow: okay, how do i get one

Jena : When would you like to make your move?

bob wow: I'm thinking in a few months, say decembeish

bob wow: around christmass time

Jena : If you would like to receive a one way quote, I can send you to the page where you would just have to enter your trip information to get the current prices. Would you like me to send you there?

bob wow: no

bob wow: you were just owned my http://www.myg0t.com

bob wow: LOLZ

Jena : Penske considers your inappropriate chats a form of harassment, this will be reported to the appropriate authorities including all IP addresses and chat transcripts. Your IP address has been recorded and legal action may be taken against you.

bob wow: lol, get some

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Jena : Hi bob. How may I assist you?

bob saget: Yeah i want to speak to your manager

bob saget: the last guy i was talking to would not respond to me

Jena : What would you like a response to? Maybe I can help you.

bob saget: can i talk to your manager?

Jena : There is not one on duty at the present time. IS there anything I may be able to help you with?

bob saget: well the other guy didnt answer my questions so i suppose i could ask you?

Jena : What can I help you with Bob?

bob saget: how many people do you think you could fit into your largest truck

Jena : Our largest truck would accommodate 3 people.

bob saget: like in the front?

bob saget: i know i can fit more than that in the back

bob saget: whats your largest truck

Jena : We don't allow you to have people in the cargo area of the truck

bob saget: well you dont have to know about it

bob saget: whats the largest truck you rent

Jena : Would you now like to speak to a manager? They just got back in the office.

bob saget: yes i would like to

Jena : Our largest truck is our 26' truck?

bob saget: alright

bob saget: can i speak with your managrr

Jena : Is there a phone number they can reach you at? I will give them a message to call you so you can report the last representative you spoke with.

bob saget: yes

bob saget: 18153893315

Jena : Do you know what the name of the representative is that you spoke with?

bob saget: josh

Jena : When did you last speak with Josh please?

bob saget: this morning before i went to work

Jena : Do you have an estimate on the time. I can pull the recorded chat and send that to the manager along with your phone number.

bob saget: umm around 7:45-8:00

bob saget: I am bob saget

Jena : Ok Bob. Is there anything more I can help you with at this time?

bob saget: the famous actor

bob saget: maybe you might have heard of me

bob saget: full house

Jena : I never heard of you Bob, I apologize

bob saget: oh

bob saget: well

bob saget: lets say i live in northern illinois

bob saget: is it possible i could drive a truck to mexico and take it back a few days later?

Jena : We don't permit our truck to cross the border.

bob saget: well how would all that work do you think

bob saget: could i get a truck on the border and transfer my things over?

Jena : I don't understand what you mean.

bob saget: well i own a lawn care company

bob saget: and a few of my workers are here illegally

bob saget: i want to take them back to their homeland

Jena : We cant rent you a truck for that reason. I apologize.

bob saget: well lets say i have some furniture i need to return to their homes in mexico

bob saget: is there some sort of penske in mexico that will rent me a truck?

Jena : I apologize, No we don't have location in Mexico.

Jena : When would you like a manager to call you?

bob saget: whenever

Jena : Would now be ok?

Jena : what is the phone number again you can be reached on?

bob saget: my wifes on the phone call in like 15 minutes

bob saget: its

bob saget: 1 815 389 3315

Jena : Ok. Certainly..

bob saget: how much does a 26 footer cost

Jena : If you would like to receive a one way quote, I can send you to the page where you would just have to enter your trip information to get the current prices. Would you like me to send you there?

bob saget: is there a place near the border i could drop the truck off?

bob saget: and how would i get home?

Jena : You would need to provide your own transportation after you return the truck.

Jena : Bob, I do apologize, we don't permit our trucks to cross the border. There are no locations in Mexico that you could drop the truck.

bob saget: well can you like rent me a cheaper truck afterwards to drive back to my area?

bob saget: i just want to drop it near the border then idk how im gonna get all of them across but ill manage

bob saget: the less illegal workers we have the more money for us ya know

bob saget: do you think i could get a discount for a good deed?

Jena : You do know that this chat is recorded don't you?

Jena : We cant rent you a truck for illegal purposes.

bob saget: you told me that already

bob saget: nor have i rented a truck yet

bob saget: im just speaking hypothetically

Jena : I am not able to help you any longer. I apologize. Have a good day Bob. Thank you for contacting Penske.

bob saget: wait

bob saget: check out http://www.myg0t.com sometime ok?

bob saget: kbai

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I knew she kinda liked me

 

got bored 5 minutes later and connected till i got her again

 

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Jena : Hi Heywood. How may I assist you?

Heywood jablowme: Yeah i want to speak to your manager

Heywood jablowme: the last guy i was talking to would not respond to me

Jena : Penske considers your inappropriate chats a form of harassment and if it continues we will report this to the appropriate authorities including all IP address and chat transcripts

Heywood jablowme: ? be more specific?

Heywood jablowme: what did i do

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lmao at the bob saget

ataraxia;386195']Who's going to be the first to ask how the exterior would react if there happened to be a large explosion in the back. And make sure your name is Sheik Muhammed...

 

man im so tempted to do that but i dont need the cia kicking down my fucking doors and stealing my computer, i know i have atleast 4 different illegal things on it already let alone a terror threat

man im so tempted to do that but i dont need the cia kicking down my fucking doors and stealing my computer, i know i have atleast 4 different illegal things on it already let alone a terror threat

the CIA isnt going to take your computer away for having CSS hax and the chat logs of you threatening your little sister under an anonymous name.

lol it seems like its a chain thread it was mentioned to be on another forum other than that

but still many laughs

im guessing you found bangbus's account at that forum. or he just steals other peoples threads all the time. im leaning towards the second, knowing some of the gay threads he's made.

Here's my try @ Vermont Teddy Bear Company

 

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Anne : Good evening, Ted! Please wait one moment while I review your question.

Anne : How can I help you?

Ted: I need a bear for my kid.

Ted: What bear do you recommend for a 3 year old?

Anne : One of the most popular bears is the pajama bear.

Ted: Can I have a link to a picture?

Anne : Hold on one moment.

The agent is sending you to http://vtbear.stores.yahoo.net/pajamabear06.html.

Anne : There is the link.

Anne : Is it for a boy or girl?

Ted: Boy. His name is Jake.

Ted: I don't think he likes that shirt the bear has.

Anne : We have what we call the basics bear. He is dressed in jeans and a white tee shirt.

Anne : Is it for a special occasion?

Ted: Yes. Jake just woke up from coma.

The agent is sending you to http://vtbear.stores.yahoo.net/clowncare.html.

Anne : There is the clown care bear. Here is the link.

Ted: He might like that.

Anne : It's cute with the little clown nose.

Ted: Yeah, and the tie is funny.

Anne : You can place the order on line or give us a call at 800-988-8277.

Ted: Okay. Well, is there any other kind of bears? Like for adults?

Anne : We have over 100 bears for all different sports, hobbies and occupations. Feel free to browse the website.

Anne : We also have custom made bears if you have something more specific in mind.

Ted: How much would these custom bears cost?

Anne : They start at $199.00.

Anne : Is there anything else I can help you with today?

Ted: Yes wait just a minute im discussing with my wife.

Ted: What is your biggest bear?

Anne : The Big Hugs is 36".

Ted: Okay. Can I get a butthole on it?

Anne : We wouldn't be able to alter the body of the bear itself.

Ted: Okay. How about clothing? Latex?

Anne : The bears that you see on the website are the types of clothing we have available.

Ted: No leather jackets, cophats or any other clothing that were used at certain bars in the late 80's?

Ted: Moustache?

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the CIA isnt going to take your computer away for having CSS hax and the chat logs of you threatening your little sister under an anonymous name.

 

I lol'd like fuck :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

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HITLER: EL OH EL

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Car.ol D: Im sorry but i do not communication with Communists

 

AHAHAHA

Jason : Hello, Jurgen! Please wait one moment while I review your question.

Jason : What did you need?

Jurgen: I need a shirt or armband with a swastika on.

Jurgen: Also can you have moustaches on them?

Jason : We cannot offer a swastika on a shirt, armband or other item. We have a goatee that can be put on a bear ($3.95 plus shipping).

Jurgen: Are you sure you can't costum make it, becouse i will buy in large quantities?

Jason : I checked and confirmed that we CANNOT do it.

Jurgen: Well do you have any bears with uniforms?

Jason : What kind of uniform?

Jurgen: Something like the WWII Axis uniforms.

Jason : That is something that our Custom-Made Bear Department might be able to help you with.

Jason : Would you like me to submit a request and somebody from our Custom-Made Bear Department would be back in touch with you within a few business days (next week)?

Jurgen: Yes, and can they put swastikas on the uniform?

Jason : Absolutely not.

Jurgen: Do you have any bears with Judenhats and how well do they burn?

Jason : I think this conversation is just about over.

Jurgen: Why

Jurgen: Im interested in buying things from you

Jurgen: And if the deal works out i will invite you to our brotherhood

Jason : I said goodbye.

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heres myne.

 

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Joe : Hi Eric. How may I assist you?

Eric : Hi joe.

Eric : We're having troubles here with the household rentals, can you give me some help?

Joe : What seems to be the issue?

Eric : Well first of all is there any discounts for those in the armed forces?

Eric : Like a senior discount but different.

Joe : We do have a 10% active military discount, but it cannot be combined with any other offers. The website offers a 10% online discount for one-way rentals, so either way, you are still saving 10% on the truck rate.

Eric : I see.

Eric : Is there a senior discount, my Dad needs to rent a truck too.

Joe : Penske offers a 10% AARP discount. Like the military discount, it cannot be combined with any other offers.

Eric : Oh, so if I go to the Penske office I can get a discount?

Eric : cs_office to be precise

Joe : If this is for a one way, household rental, you can receive an active military discount or AARP discount at the local office.

Eric : Oh.

Eric : So a visit to cs_office is not required.

Eric : Am i correct?

Joe : I'm not sure what the cs_office is

Eric : That's because you're a noob.

Eric : Im sorry, I went off on a tangent there.

Eric : What a bout discounts for vampires?

Eric : brb

Joe : Penske considers your inappropriate chats a form of harassment and if it continues we will report this to the appropriate authorities including all IP address and chat transcripts.

Eric : Well

Eric : Maybe you an test my IP

Eric : I route through 4 servers BHAHAH PEWNED]

Eric : So a visit to cs_office is not required.

Eric : Am i correct?

Joe : I'm not sure what the cs_office is

Eric : That's because you're a noob.]

 

I lol'd.

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Tiffany : What can I help you with?

beuttbanditz : hi

beuttbanditz : i need a bear

Tiffany : ok, did you have something in mind?

beuttbanditz : can i have the bear scented in a certain purfume?

Tiffany : Only if you were to get it shipped to you and you could give it to the recipient.

beuttbanditz : you see my buddy hunts and i think it would be kewl

beuttbanditz : so you can?

beuttbanditz : i need it outdoory's like nature or somthing

beuttbanditz : any ideas on a smell?

Tiffany : We have a fishing bear, that's probably the closest to hunting.

Tiffany : You would have to take care of any scent once you got it.

beuttbanditz : can i get like deer urine on that?

Tiffany : You can do whatever you want with it once it's in your hands.

beuttbanditz : would you reccommend the urine then if it was you?

Tiffany : That's up to you...

beuttbanditz : but like if you were in my spot and it would make this dudes day would you?

Tiffany : If you think he would like it go for it.

beuttbanditz : ok so you would put urine on the bear, thanks alot! talk to you later :D

 

its not as funny as the bob saget but hey its a start

 

tried pensky too

 

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Eric : Hi . How may I assist you?

charlie sangels: Eric my man, how are you?

charlie sangels: i havent talked to you since college

charlie sangels: ok

charlie sangels: i need a truck

charlie sangels: whats the biggest one you got?

charlie sangels: i have to move 2 house in a week and a half

charlie sangels: and the little toyota i have isnt cutting anymore

charlie sangels: people are getting pissed when there stuff falls out the back

charlie sangels: do your trucks have like a back or somthing to keep the shit in the truck?

charlie sangels: eric you there?

charlie sangels: im worried, did you slip

charlie sangels: fall?

charlie sangels: ERIC

charlie sangels: PLEASE GOD LET HIM ANSWER ME

charlie sangels: OH my g0d

charlie sangels: oh noes

charlie sangels: ERIC... ERIC!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Jena : Hi . How may I assist you?

big louie : yes hello wuts ur biggest truck u have?

Jena : That would be our 26' truck. This is equipped with bench seating for 3 people.

Jena : It will hold 6-8 total rooms of furniture.

big louie : wow thas alot

Jena : How many total rooms of furniture are you planning on moving?

big louie : well im putting about 3,000 bicycles in there, do think that will hold?

Jena : This would not accommodate your bicycles. This sounds like a business rental. For a business rental please contact our Business rental department direct at 1-800-736-7531

big louie : no im at the right place, i checked my notes

big louie : how would it not accommodate by bikes?

big louie : i do not understand

Jena : 3,000 bicycles will not fit in our largest household moving truck.

big louie : well can u guys make me a special custom truck

big louie : im actually talking about unicycles i dont know if i told u that

Jena : No, We are not able to custom make a truck for you.

big louie : ok well how much would it cost to get this done, i depend on u guys like no other jena

Jena : To get what done please?

big louie : u havent been paying attention to me? i feel neglected and such

big louie : i need this truck like a fat kid needs a cupcake, do you understand?

Jena : I do apologize Louie; however, we don't have a truck that would accommodate your 3,000 bikes.

big louie : i think together we can make this work, i say you and me get our won truck and make little trucks to fit those 3,000 bikes. what'd ya say?

Jena : Do you have any other questions for me at this time?

big louie : yes actually im serious how many trucks can i get at one time?

Jena : You are able to reserve more than one at a time. Would you like our reservation quote page where you can obtain a free quote and reserve?

big louie : im looking at it right now and it says something that i can take it over the border to canada, is this true?

Jena : That is true; however, it does need to be returned in the US

big louie : are you serious?

big louie : how about mexico

Jena : We do not permit our trucks to cross the Mexican border.

big louie : uh ok, how about using it as a designated driver truck for all my drunk buddies, icluding the 3,000 bikes

Jena : I do apologize, We don't have a truck that would accommodate your move. If you would like to contact our business rental department they may have a truck large enough to rent you.

Jena : I will be right with you David

big louie : im LOUIE!!!!

big louie : jena im enraged

Jena : My apologies.. I have 6 live chats at once and I sent that to the wrong chat.

big louie : its ok

big louie : but do u understand my neccessities for this designated drunk truck hauler for 3,000 bikes?

Jena : Louie, I do apologize; however, there is nothing more I can help you with at this time.

big louie : no dont let me go

big louie : please

big louie : can we keep talking? hows the weather?

Jena : I am sorry. I am not able to just chat with you.

big louie : ok well then i am afraid u lost my business

big louie : i hope ur as frustrated as i am?

big louie : right?

big louie : ok well i have to go to dinner

big louie : talk to you later

big louie : kthks

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Jena : Hi bob. How may I assist you?

bob saget: Yeah i want to speak to your manager

bob saget: the last guy i was talking to would not respond to me

Jena : What would you like a response to? Maybe I can help you.

bob saget: can i talk to your manager?

Jena : There is not one on duty at the present time. IS there anything I may be able to help you with?

bob saget: well the other guy didnt answer my questions so i suppose i could ask you?

Jena : What can I help you with Bob?

bob saget: how many people do you think you could fit into your largest truck

Jena : Our largest truck would accommodate 3 people.

bob saget: like in the front?

bob saget: i know i can fit more than that in the back

bob saget: whats your largest truck

Jena : We don't allow you to have people in the cargo area of the truck

bob saget: well you dont have to know about it

bob saget: whats the largest truck you rent

Jena : Would you now like to speak to a manager? They just got back in the office.

bob saget: yes i would like to

Jena : Our largest truck is our 26' truck?

bob saget: alright

bob saget: can i speak with your managrr

Jena : Is there a phone number they can reach you at? I will give them a message to call you so you can report the last representative you spoke with.

bob saget: yes

bob saget: 18153893315

Jena : Do you know what the name of the representative is that you spoke with?

bob saget: josh

Jena : When did you last speak with Josh please?

bob saget: this morning before i went to work

Jena : Do you have an estimate on the time. I can pull the recorded chat and send that to the manager along with your phone number.

bob saget: umm around 7:45-8:00

bob saget: I am bob saget

Jena : Ok Bob. Is there anything more I can help you with at this time?

bob saget: the famous actor

bob saget: maybe you might have heard of me

bob saget: full house

Jena : I never heard of you Bob, I apologize

bob saget: oh

bob saget: well

bob saget: lets say i live in northern illinois

bob saget: is it possible i could drive a truck to mexico and take it back a few days later?

Jena : We don't permit our truck to cross the border.

bob saget: well how would all that work do you think

bob saget: could i get a truck on the border and transfer my things over?

Jena : I don't understand what you mean.

bob saget: well i own a lawn care company

bob saget: and a few of my workers are here illegally

bob saget: i want to take them back to their homeland

Jena : We cant rent you a truck for that reason. I apologize.

bob saget: well lets say i have some furniture i need to return to their homes in mexico

bob saget: is there some sort of penske in mexico that will rent me a truck?

Jena : I apologize, No we don't have location in Mexico.

Jena : When would you like a manager to call you?

bob saget: whenever

Jena : Would now be ok?

Jena : what is the phone number again you can be reached on?

bob saget: my wifes on the phone call in like 15 minutes

bob saget: its

bob saget: 1 815 389 3315

Jena : Ok. Certainly..

bob saget: how much does a 26 footer cost

Jena : If you would like to receive a one way quote, I can send you to the page where you would just have to enter your trip information to get the current prices. Would you like me to send you there?

bob saget: is there a place near the border i could drop the truck off?

bob saget: and how would i get home?

Jena : You would need to provide your own transportation after you return the truck.

Jena : Bob, I do apologize, we don't permit our trucks to cross the border. There are no locations in Mexico that you could drop the truck.

bob saget: well can you like rent me a cheaper truck afterwards to drive back to my area?

bob saget: i just want to drop it near the border then idk how im gonna get all of them across but ill manage

bob saget: the less illegal workers we have the more money for us ya know

bob saget: do you think i could get a discount for a good deed?

Jena : You do know that this chat is recorded don't you?

Jena : We cant rent you a truck for illegal purposes.

bob saget: you told me that already

bob saget: nor have i rented a truck yet

bob saget: im just speaking hypothetically

Jena : I am not able to help you any longer. I apologize. Have a good day Bob. Thank you for contacting Penske.

bob saget: wait

bob saget: check out http://www.myg0t.com sometime ok?

bob saget: kbai

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I knew she kinda liked me

 

got bored 5 minutes later and connected till i got her again

 

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Jena : Hi Heywood. How may I assist you?

Heywood jablowme: Yeah i want to speak to your manager

Heywood jablowme: the last guy i was talking to would not respond to me

Jena : Penske considers your inappropriate chats a form of harassment and if it continues we will report this to the appropriate authorities including all IP address and chat transcripts

Heywood jablowme: ? be more specific?

Heywood jablowme: what did i do

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RIFK, I'm saving that log in a text file. gj

 

Terri : Good morning, Jake! Please wait one moment while I review your question.

Terri : I see you didn't type a question. How can I help you?

Jake: whats one of your most popular bears

Terri : For what occasion?

Jake: birthday

Terri : I can send you a webpage that shows our popular birthday bears. One moment, please.....

Jake: ok

The agent is sending you to http://vtbear.stores.yahoo.net/birthday-gifts-ideas.html.

Currently experiencing network delays, one moment please....

Terri : I hope you got that webpage. Did you have any other questions?

Network connection re-established.

Jake: I'd like this bear

Jake: http://vtbear.stores.yahoo.net/happybirthdaybowbear.html

Jake: but could you make him wear a KKK outfit?

Jake: I hear your bears can talk to

Jake: I'd like him to say "PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOES AGAIN"

Thank you again for contacting The Vermont Teddy Bear Company.

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Assholes keep dissconnecting me.

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