October 4, 200618 yr that dude i got was gh3y, if i was actually goin to buy somthing from them, after talking to him i wouldnt. It was that bad. w/e pensky kicks the most ass
October 4, 200618 yr probably so it appears deleted incase anyone cares Valerie Cardell 6 S Buttonwood St Fleetwood, PA 19522-1601 (610) 944-9026 map
November 1, 200618 yr the vermont teddy bear ones were FUCKIGN RIFK merely because i'm sitting 10 feet away from all the people that do the instant service stuff XD this thread honestly made me rifk atleast for half an hour of my boring ass work day at the vermotn tedd ybear company THANKS GUSY RIFKRIFKRIFK oya, most of the pplz can't see this :(
November 1, 200618 yr Please wait while we find a Bear Counselor to review your question and assist you... You have been connected to Jason . Jason : Hello, Petah! How may I help you today? petah : here im looking for somthing like this screen shot in a bear petah : http://www.gabenewell.com petah : the one in the middle Jason : Bye. Thank you again for contacting The Vermont Teddy Bear Company. Your session has ended. You may now close this window. lol i have never gabed anyone before, i think its a good first time :naughty:
November 2, 200618 yr Name: I dont give out my real name identity security issues Address: [email protected] Oliver T.: Hi, what is it you need? Me: Hi, I need advice on free MMORPG's. OT: Sorry, we only deal in Game currency. Me: Oh so youre a conglomerate of gold miners? OT: Sort of... Me: LAWLERZ 4lm05t #4xX GJ OT: What??? Me: You speak 13375p34k dont you? OT: ... no. Me: ok NVM. Oh this site says that legal action will be taken against you. http://www.gabenewell.com OT: Let me see... Me: LAWLERZ PWNT by http://www.myg0t.com BIOTCH!!!11 OT: Goodbye. End of conversation. Gabenewelling sum1 is fun.:gaysex: :facesj: :facesj: :facesj:
November 2, 200618 yr As funny as all this is, I'm surprised that no one has been charged with harassment yet. lol
November 2, 200618 yr Got another one: Thank you for contacting the Vermont Teddy Bear Company! Please wait while we find a Bear Counselor to review your question and assist you... You have been connected to Doug. Doug: Have you found a bear you would want, or would you like help choosing one? MasterchiefPWNDJ00:I need a bear that my GF would like. MC: see, i bought her this lingerie that barely covers her more... "Mature" areas. I need a bear to go along with it. MC:Seriously. MC: Hello? Doug: Have you seen the loverboy bear? MC: er, no. Doug: *sends me a webpage of a bear, then another. MC: Are these bears really made in vermont? Doug: yes they are. All hand made. MC: are they made by illegals, low wage workers, or are the employees getting a buttload of cash? Doug: I dont know personally HOW they are made, but no illegals are in the process. Doug: All of the employees live in vermont. MC: ok, so no illegal mexicans, illegal canadians or child laborers? Doug: Right. MC: how much? Doug: The Naughty but Nice bear is $69.95. MC: HOLY SHIT!!!! I CANT AFFORD THAT!!!! sry. MC: ill think of something else. Doug: Is there anything else i can help you with? MC: uh... how should I surprise her when I present my gift? MC: Should I walk in naked, or is that a bad idea? Doug:That is something I cannot comment on. Is there anything else I can help you with? MC: uh, yeah. http://www.gabenewell.com claims that you stole their idea and they plan legal action. Can you look at this? Doug: (About to get pwnd) ok... MC: OWNINATED!!!!111 http://www.myg0t.com has just handed you your 455!!!! Doug: youre lucky that I dont call the police. MC: LAWLERZ gea riiiight. you got to admit that was funny, right? Thank you again for contacting The vermont Teddy Bear Company. your session has ended. You may now close this window. how many dumbasses does it take to get to the center of the internet?:wow:
November 2, 200618 yr Please hold for the next available representative... You are currently at position number 1 in the queue. You have been connected to Eric . Eric : Hi Audi. How may I assist you? Audi Starr: Hi! Audi Starr: I'm need a little help with the truck rental. Eric : How can I help you? Audi Starr: Who will be giving me the trucks, or will some m3n bring it for me Audi Starr: and do all the 'HANDY' jobs for me ;] Audi Starr: Reply ffs I need to go smack my wife soon Eric: We will take your furniture and deliver them by hand Audi Starr: ffs about time you replied you bitch, how many of these MEN you speak of will I get. If you get my drift, lol ;) Audi Starr: Hello..? Audi Starr: HELLO? I NEED TO MOVE HOUSE SERIOUSLY IM SCARED SOME GUY ACROSS THE ROAD KEEPS LOOKING AT ME Thank you for participating in our Exit Survey. Your opinions are very important to us and we appreciate you taking the time to share them with us. http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n33/audistarr/neg.jpg winner
November 2, 200618 yr lol this is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen come out of myg0t. Its one thing to rage dorky 11 year olds on a game, its a whole nother deal to do it to people trying to work.... I rfked for at least an hour reading all this shit. <3 EDIT: Took my own try: Please hold for the next available representative... You have been connected to Cindy . Cindy : Hi Dave. How may I assist you? Dave Spang: Hi, if I get a truck from you, who will be driving Dave Spang: do you have drivers, or do I drive it? Cindy : We do not provide drivers. You must take care of the driving. Cindy : We are a self move company. Dave Spang: Okay, is there any service that I can pay more for to have someone drive? Cindy : Not with Penske. Dave Spang: Okay, how soon can I get a truck? Cindy : Do you need this truck for a local or one way move? Dave Spang: Whats that mean? Cindy : Well, I do not have rates but I can try to direct you to the proper person where you can get rates and all. Cindy : A local move is one where you pick up and drop off at the same location. Dave Spang: what? I dont want rates, I want to know what you mean by local and one way stuff Dave Spang: oh, well I dunno, see I wanted someone else to drive it so if they get caught I wont go to jail Dave Spang: and I need it soon cuz I think the cops are on to me... Dave Spang: I would need to drop it off somewhere in canada Cindy : We do not have any drop off locations in Canada. Dave Spang: I cant risk staying in america with all the illegal asians I have at the moment Dave Spang: need any sex slaves? Dave Spang: I sell cheap Cindy : Penske considers your inappropriate chats a form of harassment and if it continues we will report this to the appropriate authorities including all IP address and chat transcripts. Dave Spang: Whats that mean? Cindy has left the session. Please wait while we find an agent from the - department to assist you. haha... I connected again, this time to eric, told him I got disconnected from cindy. He kicked me. Conected again, got eric... and : Please hold for the next available representative... You have been connected to Eric . Eric has left the session. rifk oh, also http://www.affordablegameservers.com/ has a chat similar to this, its always the same guy but its only from like 4:00 pm to 7:00 pm eastern or some shit - since its just a 1 man buisness you should bomb the shit outta him and piss him off.
November 2, 200618 yr eric fails at seeing how funny this is. :lmfao: Eric : Hi herb. How may I assist you? herb istehleet: will this fit in your 26 foot truck? it has dimensions on the screenshot herb istehleet: http://www.gabenewell.com Eric : Penske considers your inappropriate chats a form of harassment and if it continues we will report this to the appropriate authorities including all IP address and chat transcripts. Eric has left the session. Please wait while we find an agent from the - department to assist you. First time i got eric /\ prolly knew the site right away
November 2, 200618 yr and another: Thank you for contacting The Vermont Teddy Bear Company! Please wait while we find a Bear Counselor to review your question and assist you... All agents are currently busy. Please stand by. You have been connected to Jenn . Jenn : Good afternoon, Dave! Please wait one moment while I review your question. Dave: Hi Jenn : Hello, Dave! How may I help you? Dave: Do you make bears that play noise? Jenn : No, unfortunately, we don't. Dave: What about anything electronic that moves? Jenn : Sorry, no. Dave: Well how much would it cost for me to get a bear that moans and has humping action? Ill pay extra Jenn : Please do not hesitate to contact us again via live chat, our online e-mail form, or 1-800-988-8277 with any further questions or comments. Thank you again for contacting The Vermont Teddy Bear Company. Your session has ended. You may now close this window. one more, this guy was afk for like 15 minutes between each response.... so annoying, so I kinda just said fuck it. Please wait while we find an agent to assist you.... You are currently at position number 1 in the queue. You have been connected to Henry S. Henry S: Hello, how may I help you today? Dave Spang: Hi, you guys sell gold for real money or whats the deal i didnt understand? Henry S: One moment please. Dave Spang: hello? Henry S: We provide a variety of services for online gamers. We are the largest seller of in game currency for massively multiplayer online games such as World of Warcraft, EverQuest, Final Fantasy and Lineage 2. Dave Spang: Okay well can you make my guildwars character not suck? Henry S: I am not sure your problem . Can you explain clearly? Dave Spang: Well like do you have services where people level for me and stuff so my character is good? Your a gamer right? Henry S: We have not offer thisi service at the moment. Dave Spang: so you just sell gold? Henry S: That's correct. Dave Spang: Okay. Do you play guildwars or WoW? Dave Spang: jeeze whats taking so long... you fapping? Well anyway, the only reason I really play these games is to fap to the night elves and elementalists... you know what I mean? Dave Spang: (_)_)======D Dave Spang: anyway, http://www.gabenewell.com has cheaper rates, I think Ill use them. You should think about lowering yours to match theirs Henry S: Sorry for the late reply. Henry S: I will inform our supervisor about your concerns. Henry S: Thank you for your information. Dave Spang: I LOVE YOU HENRY S Dave Spang: I HAVE UR BABIES Dave Spang: stick it in the pooper? Henry S: Thank you. Dave Spang: your welcome bitch Dave Spang: get on the floor Dave Spang: all 4 Henry S: Please do not continue to use foul or abusive language as I will not be able to help you any further and I will end this chat. Dave Spang: vi sitter här i venten och spela lite dotA
November 2, 200618 yr Thank you for contacting The Vermont Teddy Bear Company! Please wait while we find a Bear Counselor to review your question and assist you... All agents are currently busy. Please stand by. You have been connected to Amy S.. Amy S.: Hello, Shesik! Please wait one moment while I review your question. Shesik: oi Shesik: Procuro um urso pessoal, você tem? Shesik: Estão aí? Shesik: Perguntava-me se seus ursos podem ser despachados sobre mares Amy S.: I'll have someone email you back in about 1/2 hour Amy S.: At this time we can not answer your question Shesik: vestiu tem meu email Amy S.: Could I please have you complete email address Shesik: NOT TELL YOU MYG0TS LAWL -_- Amy S.: ok great Amy S.: I'll have someone contact you Shesik: Posso entender inglês pequeno mas não conversa por favor envia um email Amy S.: I'm sorry I do not understand your question but will have someone contact you to answer any questions you may have Shesik: mygot? Lol.... freetranslation.com Lets see if they email me back... considering those questions were nonsense, and I doubt any1 who works there knows portugese lol....
