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Its weird i think there is somethin wrong wit me i might be evil or the incarnation of the devil i dunno here are some of my symptoms.

1. at least once a day i will look at a clock at see the numbers 1:23 or 12:23 or something with 123 in it like i will be out with my buddies and look at my cell phone and its at 1:23 its really weird this happens to me like once a day at least sometimes more. and its not like i have been waiting for theese numbers to show up, they always suprise me becaues its when i least expect it that i will see them, the numbers 123.

2. I have no real conscience, i mean whenever i fuck someone up bad i never feel remorse. and when people get hurt or get in trouble or something like that i just laugh because i think its really funny.

3. MY tongue. my tongue is really weird it has slices in it and fissures. i dont know why i have a tongue like this my mother or my fathers tongues are normal.

4. my eyes, people always look into my eyes and a lot of the time girls will tell me how much they like my eyes because they look so serious, my hot manager at my work told me that my eyes look like "coyote eyes" i dont know what that means though. btw my eyes are blue.

 

i have more theorys but i was jus postin this to see what you all think :dunno: :devil:

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Its weird i think there is somethin wrong wit me i might be evil or the incarnation of the devil i dunno here are some of my symptoms.

1. at least once a day i will look at a clock at see the numbers 1:23 or 12:23 or something with 123 in it like i will be out with my buddies and look at my cell phone and its at 1:23 its really weird this happens to me like once a day at least sometimes more. and its not like i have been waiting for theese numbers to show up, they always suprise me becaues its when i least expect it that i will see them, the numbers 123.

2. I have no real conscience, i mean whenever i fuck someone up bad i never feel remorse. and when people get hurt or get in trouble or something like that i just laugh because i think its really funny.

3. MY tongue. my tongue is really weird it has slices in it and fissures. i dont know why i have a tongue like this my mother or my fathers tongues are normal.

4. my eyes, people always look into my eyes and a lot of the time girls will tell me how much they like my eyes because they look so serious, my hot manager at my work told me that my eyes look like "coyote eyes" i dont know what that means though. btw my eyes are blue.

 

i have more theorys but i was jus postin this to see what you all think :dunno: :devil:

 

Ban this *** for trolling. what a retarded thread imo.

I have a freind that always randomly says he thinks hes evil, pretty sure he just joking or something.

 

I googled how to fix solution though.

 

Get alot of holy water (preferably not stolen)

Fill up bathtub

Jump into bathtub

Make holy toast with toaster

 

Should work, tell me how it goes.

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I have a freind that always randomly says he thinks hes evil, pretty sure he just joking or something.

 

I googled how to fix solution though.

 

Get alot of holy water (preferably not stolen)

Fill up bathtub

Jump into bathtub

Make holy toast with toaster

 

Should work, tell me how it goes.

 

i dunno about that lol.. im catholic btw..

Its weird i think there is somethin wrong wit me i might be evil or the incarnation of the devil i dunno here are some of my symptoms.

1. at least once a day i will look at a clock at see the numbers 1:23 or 12:23 or something with 123 in it like i will be out with my buddies and look at my cell phone and its at 1:23 its really weird this happens to me like once a day at least sometimes more. and its not like i have been waiting for theese numbers to show up, they always suprise me becaues its when i least expect it that i will see them, the numbers 123.

2. I have no real conscience, i mean whenever i fuck someone up bad i never feel remorse. and when people get hurt or get in trouble or something like that i just laugh because i think its really funny.

3. MY tongue. my tongue is really weird it has slices in it and fissures. i dont know why i have a tongue like this my mother or my fathers tongues are normal.

4. my eyes, people always look into my eyes and a lot of the time girls will tell me how much they like my eyes because they look so serious, my hot manager at my work told me that my eyes look like "coyote eyes" i dont know what that means though. btw my eyes are blue.

 

i have more theorys but i was jus postin this to see what you all think :dunno: :devil:

 

 

What "posessed" you to make this shitty thread. That's what I think.

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What "posessed" you to make this shitty thread. That's what I think.

 

cuz im worried i might be evil or somethin :dunno: :O_o:

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hmm i searched 1:23 on google and look what it came up with

 

Mat 1:23 Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us.

You fucking panzy, you're not evil, if you were evil you would not be worried that you might be. Youd get a fucking axe and kill a whole town full of :nigga: 's.

 

or....something :wow:

 

I DONT KNOW! im listening to that damn RIDIN FATTY SONG!!!

 

:gaysex2:

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you belive in a devil, so you must belive in a god, therefore you are a stupid idiot, because there is no god.

 

RIFIK.

 

of course there is...

 

They say there is about a 1 in 10 billion chance of a planet having the right temperature, chemical balance, and other shit needed to produce life.

They then say there's a good chance that there is life somewhere out there, but for that life to ALSO go through all the evolutionary experiences that lead to our intelligence is virtually impossible. They then said in the same article that although they don't have religious beliefs, the level of development we have attained was pretty close to being a miracle.

 

that pretty much proves there is a god

OMG. You remind me of a convo i got into with those door-to-door religious people that come by like every 3 days.

 

These particular ones were Christian, and their explanation of dinosuars and the earth only being 5000 years old was that man lived WITH the dinosaurs, but they were too big for Noah to fit on his arc, and therefore died in the flood.

 

When i asked them about the dinosaurs that could swim and fly they had no answer, and until they come up with one, i refuse to believe their bullshit.

 

Please come up with an answer for this, i really want to know how religious people explain the death of flying and swimming dinosaurs...

Its weird i think there is somethin wrong wit me i might be evil or the incarnation of the devil i dunno here are some of my symptoms.

1. at least once a day i will look at a clock at see the numbers 1:23 or 12:23 or something with 123 in it like i will be out with my buddies and look at my cell phone and its at 1:23 its really weird this happens to me like once a day at least sometimes more. and its not like i have been waiting for theese numbers to show up, they always suprise me becaues its when i least expect it that i will see them, the numbers 123.

2. I have no real conscience, i mean whenever i fuck someone up bad i never feel remorse. and when people get hurt or get in trouble or something like that i just laugh because i think its really funny.

3. MY tongue. my tongue is really weird it has slices in it and fissures. i dont know why i have a tongue like this my mother or my fathers tongues are normal.

4. my eyes, people always look into my eyes and a lot of the time girls will tell me how much they like my eyes because they look so serious, my hot manager at my work told me that my eyes look like "coyote eyes" i dont know what that means though. btw my eyes are blue.

 

i have more theorys but i was jus postin this to see what you all think :dunno: :devil:

1. Habbit. Your biological clock says look at my watch around now. you look. Coincidense? YES!

2. The internet does that to people.

3. so your tounge's deformed. Big whoop. Be glad it's only that.

4. Congrats. You have pretty eyes.

 

 

Conclusion: Welcome to being a creature of habbit. now please just relax... it'll all be ok.

People, he's OBVIOUSLY the reincarnation of satan on earth.

Obviously..... fear him?

Its weird i think there is somethin wrong wit me i might be evil or the incarnation of the devil i dunno here are some of my symptoms.

1. at least once a day i will look at a clock at see the numbers 1:23 or 12:23 or something with 123 in it like i will be out with my buddies and look at my cell phone and its at 1:23 its really weird this happens to me like once a day at least sometimes more. and its not like i have been waiting for theese numbers to show up, they always suprise me becaues its when i least expect it that i will see them, the numbers 123.

2. I have no real conscience, i mean whenever i fuck someone up bad i never feel remorse. and when people get hurt or get in trouble or something like that i just laugh because i think its really funny.

3. MY tongue. my tongue is really weird it has slices in it and fissures. i dont know why i have a tongue like this my mother or my fathers tongues are normal.

4. my eyes, people always look into my eyes and a lot of the time girls will tell me how much they like my eyes because they look so serious, my hot manager at my work told me that my eyes look like "coyote eyes" i dont know what that means though. btw my eyes are blue.

 

i have more theorys but i was jus postin this to see what you all think :dunno: :devil:

Nah that just means you're gay.

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1. Habbit. Your biological clock says look at my watch around now. you look. Coincidense? YES!

2. The internet does that to people.

3. so your tounge's deformed. Big whoop. Be glad it's only that.

4. Congrats. You have pretty eyes.

 

 

Conclusion: Welcome to being a creature of habbit. now please just relax... it'll all be ok.

 

 

coincidences dont usually happen everyday

my hot manager at my work told me that my eyes look like "coyote eyes" i dont know what that means though

 

she means that you look like a dog

of course there is...

 

 

 

that pretty much proves there is a god

 

 

1. lol other than the fact that I am college educated at a top 10 school, my statement is justified and here is the real reason why.

 

2. It is proven and widely accepted that:

Everything around is; all of the elements heavyer than hydrogen were created from a super-nova sun reaction.

 

3. It is my belife that you have no clue as to how big we estimate the space that we occupy is and even if you were told, i doubt you would comprehend it.

 

*edited addition statement*Statstically there is a higher probiblity that life on another planet could be supported if the universe is big. It seems to me that the universe is infinite or it would appear to be that way to us right now; in which case it would be certian that life on another planet is out there.

 

You are likely a troll.

 

You and your trolling were pwned by me, in the name of myg0t.

 

FYI, RIFIK stands for religion is for ignorant kids.

1. lol other than the fact that I am college educated at a top 10 school, my statement is justified and here is the real reason why.

 

2. It is proven and widely accepted that:

Everything around is; all of the elements heavyer than hydrogen were created from a super-nova sun reaction.

 

3. It is my belife that you have no clue as to how big we estimate the space that we occupy is and even if you were told, i doubt you would comprehend it.

 

You are likely a troll.

 

You and your trolling were pwned by me, in the name of myg0t.

 

FYI, RIFIK stands for religion is for ignorant kids.

 

Zing.

 

 

 

 

Zang.

 

 

 

 

Zong.

OMGZ GUYS I TOOK A PICTURE OF ME THIS TIME?

 

and my eyez were red IM just W0NdEriNG am i EVIL!? :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:

 

I RLY dunno my ear is a bit higher to the left?1. :dunno: am i evil!?.

 

my eyelashes are a bit long and when i blink? it is strange am i EVIL IM WONDERING LOL?!

 

u fucking fool. man

OMGZ GUYS I TOOK A PICTURE OF ME THIS TIME?

 

and my eyez were red IM just W0NdEriNG am i EVIL!? :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:

 

I RLY dunno my ear is a bit higher to the left?1. :dunno: am i evil!?.

 

my eyelashes are a bit long and when i blink? it is strange am i EVIL IM WONDERING LOL?!

 

u fucking fool. man

 

LMFAO

 

:wow:

Its weird i think there is somethin wrong wit me i might be evil or the incarnation of the devil i dunno here are some of my symptoms.

1. at least once a day i will look at a clock at see the numbers 1:23 or 12:23 or something with 123 in it like i will be out with my buddies and look at my cell phone and its at 1:23 its really weird this happens to me like once a day at least sometimes more. and its not like i have been waiting for theese numbers to show up, they always suprise me becaues its when i least expect it that i will see them, the numbers 123.

2. I have no real conscience, i mean whenever i fuck someone up bad i never feel remorse. and when people get hurt or get in trouble or something like that i just laugh because i think its really funny.

3. MY tongue. my tongue is really weird it has slices in it and fissures. i dont know why i have a tongue like this my mother or my fathers tongues are normal.

4. my eyes, people always look into my eyes and a lot of the time girls will tell me how much they like my eyes because they look so serious, my hot manager at my work told me that my eyes look like "coyote eyes" i dont know what that means though. btw my eyes are blue.

 

i have more theorys but i was jus postin this to see what you all think :dunno: :devil:

 

There are those who are evil and those who are just dumb fucks, guess which one you are.

 

:drool2:

Its weird i think there is somethin wrong wit me i might be evil or the incarnation of the devil i dunno here are some of my symptoms.

1. at least once a day i will look at a clock at see the numbers 1:23 or 12:23 or something with 123 in it like i will be out with my buddies and look at my cell phone and its at 1:23 its really weird this happens to me like once a day at least sometimes more. and its not like i have been waiting for theese numbers to show up, they always suprise me becaues its when i least expect it that i will see them, the numbers 123.

2. I have no real conscience, i mean whenever i fuck someone up bad i never feel remorse. and when people get hurt or get in trouble or something like that i just laugh because i think its really funny.

3. MY tongue. my tongue is really weird it has slices in it and fissures. i dont know why i have a tongue like this my mother or my fathers tongues are normal.

4. my eyes, people always look into my eyes and a lot of the time girls will tell me how much they like my eyes because they look so serious, my hot manager at my work told me that my eyes look like "coyote eyes" i dont know what that means though. btw my eyes are blue.

 

i have more theorys but i was jus postin this to see what you all think :dunno: :devil:

 

I think, It's too long to read, but you suck irl.

 

So does everyone else besides me who responds to this post.

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