Alright, old as all hell, but soooo funny.

 

http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/90.html

 

There are some crackers in that lot (my personal favourite http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/1.html)

So pictures being 1000 words, the content and the main idea of the onomatopoeia, "WANK" is not very appealing.

Only if you are christian fundamental.