Posted October 10, 200618 yr q) Why are black peoples noses so wide? a) Cuz that's where god put his foot when he ripped their tails off.
October 10, 200618 yr q)How do you get down a ****** from a tree? a) You cut off the rope. q) Do you know how to save a drowning ******? a) no? q) good.
October 10, 200618 yr whats the diff between a nig and dog shit? after awhile the dog shit stops stinking and turns white
October 10, 200618 yr What is the congruency between nuclear fission and microantibiotics? None! :facesj:
October 10, 200618 yr Whats black, yellow, and funny shit... a school bus full of "african americans" driving off a cliff
October 10, 200618 yr What is the congruency between nuclear fission and microantibiotics? None! :facesj: Joke of the year.
October 10, 200618 yr why are ******s nostrils so big? that what god hung them on when he was spray painting them
October 11, 200618 yr why are ******s nostrils so big? that what god hung them on when he was spray painting them dude that joke sucks
October 11, 200618 yr q)How do you get down a ****** from a tree? a) You cut off the rope. q) Do you know how to save a drowning ******? a) no? q) good. Older than dirt...
October 11, 200618 yr how many college ******s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? just one, but he gets to graduate for it
October 11, 200618 yr Q) what's the first thing a nlgger see's when he looks up his family tree? A) a baboon shitting on his face.
October 11, 200618 yr what did teh farmer say to the nagger hey pick my watermelon you fuckin nagger LOOOOOOL
October 11, 200618 yr So this chinese guy walks into a bar, sits down, and sees the black bartender. He says to the bartender, "Give me a chigger, nigger."He finishes his drink and again says, "Give me a chigger, nigger."Again he finishes his drink and right as he starts to say, "Give me a chigger, nigger.", the bartender says, "I don't think you would like that if you were in the same position." So the chinese guy stands up, gets behind the bar, slaps a towel over his shoulder and looks at the black guy. The black guy goes to a stool, sits down, and says, "Gimme a drink, chink." and the chinese guy stares at him and says "Sorry, we don't serve niggers." Q: What do you call a black guy who has a PhD, drives a jag, and owns 2 houses in vacation spots? Q: Nigger
October 12, 200618 yr A dark skinned guy finds a lamp in his backyard while digging holes for his dope plants. He rubs it, out comes the genie, and he gets three wishes. He says "Wow! three wishes! that be the shiiiit maaaayn! Well there's this white cracker up the road with a pimpin house- spa in the backyard, 2 floors, security even I caynt break through, I want a house just like his but I want all the fixtures made of gold! Real gangsta styles y'know?" BOOM! He gets his house! "MAHHH MAAAAAAYN!!! This is fuckin grand central styles yo! Ok, so gimme a sweet ride too now. He has a nice Beamer, I want a FERRARI motherfucker! Pink, with pink rims and gold plated steering wheel yo!" BOOM! The car appears in his new driveway! "Oh SHEEEIT!!! This is fuckin great bro! Now the only thing better is that to get all the hot WAIYT gurls that he getses, I is goin need to be white too bo. Make me white, you down with that?" BOOM! He turns white, then the house and car revert back to the dingy rented council flat and stolen bicycle he had before! "Hey motherfuckahh!!! Where's all mah sheeit gone??" The genie yawns, turns to the sky, and as he flies off tot he clouds he turns and says "If you're a white boy, you WORK for it".
October 12, 200618 yr whats green and fuzzy ad if it falls on you out of a tree, itll kill u? a pool table. what do you say when you see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it ******!
