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Welcome to the fucking internet.

 

Get the fuck off our forums, and come back when you've caught up

on the past 3 years of material in cyberspace. Fucking dickweed.

 

 

 

 

Thank you for your warm welcome to the internet. This clears up any doubts that I had that I was, in fact, on the internet.

 

I'm very sorry for not knowing something that you've known for three years. I don't follow the programming // Flash author world too closely. Your comment has opened my eyes. Immediately following posting this, I went to bed and cried myself to sleep after vowing like a bedwetting loser to "catch up on the past 3 years of material in cyberspace."

 

I'm also really sorry that myg0t doesn't enjoy my presence on their forums. What can I do to correct this? Should I:

 

A. Piss away my High School and College education learning about programming to write useless programs for other angsty kids, even though hundreds of thousands of people with the same credentials make a degree of the same type not worth the paper that it's printed on.

 

B. Become e-cool by sporting a fake personality in irc and on the forums while conforming my interests to what you think is interesting.

 

The only problem with choice B is that so many other people do it already, and i'd hate to venerate your shitty personality. The perks of choice A would be that I could become a respected equal in all your nerd glory. Hell, I could even use the knowledge to land my first and last job as a networking firm consultant, school computer administrator, or any other pseudo-successful computing job.

 

By the way, what exactly is a "dickweed"?

 

Dipshit.

stfu cry baby

 

 

ME 2

this guy is a literary pro. omg hax.

and he's actually literate ... a rarity around here

 

 

 

FYI , Dickweed is a common and culturally acceptable means of referring to someone with fungus growing on their Dick/Penis (5 yrs and fungus free.... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

Yeah, he takls goode 2!!11!

 

...no, but seriously...:tagteam:PWNED:tagteam:, JediPimp, juu faggort! :banb:

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Stop bumping old threads faggot!
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